http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/490898/I+Came/

Seven is the best number ever. No other number compares, expect maybe purple.

That is how BP gets the job done.

**DeathKnight rolls 54** magic conch, will i get doubles?

NO

millions of barrels of oil just sitting on the sea and no one wants it?

Well, that's what it seems like BP is doing, nothing.

If I was to somehow genetically splice a flying bacon sammich, a women actually in the kitchen doing my dishes ironing my shirt and sucking my dick, a velociraptor with a laser gun mounted on its fucking skull, and the whole entirety of funnyjunk...I don't know if it would be even close enough to rival this post. Well done sir, well done. We salute you.

In Soviet Russia, Magic Conch hails all.

lol BP is listening to the magic conch

am I the only one who thinks Mighty Putty is the answer? Billy Mays would be disappointed...

This is a fail. It is impossible to do nothing. Doing nothing, is still doing something. If someone tells me to go do nothing and i sit down and stare into the blue. Im sitting, im breathing, im staring, THEREFORE i am doing something. Spongebob and Patrick are not doing "nothing", they are sitting down, and staring into LITERALLY the blue. And sitting is an action. Which wraps up the proof that it is not possible to do "nothing".

I PUBLICLY CHALLENGE SOMEBODY TO GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE OF SOMEONE REALLY DOING "NOTHING". I will owe you my apologies for wasting your time reading this.

**BBoyJingles rolls 82** doubles and we move it to the Indian ocean!

BP Squarepants

Magic Conch, what should we do abot the terrible music pouring out of Justin Bieber's vagina?

the magic conch

**eminemforlife rolls 860,275,102** doubles and i listenn to justin bieber

**jewbag rolls 17** 42