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#307 - anonymous (06/06/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 82** magic conch will i get doubles
YES
User avatar #300 - BolognaBaloney (06/06/2010) [-]
Seven is the best number ever. No other number compares, expect maybe purple.
User avatar #489 to #300 - doctorhax (06/06/2010) [-]
no, spongebob taught us that the best numbers are 24 and 25
User avatar #358 to #300 - TurtleGuy (06/06/2010) [-]
**TurtleGuy rolls 0** Seven or purple, come on!!!
User avatar #345 to #300 - patriotic canadian (06/06/2010) [-]
the Tru7h 7he whole tru7h and nothing but the tru7h

:)
User avatar #298 - MCPO (06/06/2010) [-]
That is how BP gets the job done.
User avatar #297 - DeathKnight (06/06/2010) [-]
**DeathKnight rolls 54** magic conch, will i get doubles?

NO
#305 to #297 - anonymous (06/06/2010) [-]
HAHAHA magic conch is never wrong, just like EFGuy
#299 to #297 - anonymous (06/06/2010) [-]
Close Enough -.-
User avatar #294 - FreeCANCER (06/06/2010) [-]
millions of barrels of oil just sitting on the sea and no one wants it?
#302 to #294 - leetpwnzer **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
HA! lol
User avatar #293 - funnyjunkjokester (06/06/2010) [-]
Well, that's what it seems like BP is doing, nothing.
#291 - zbjet **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
If I was to somehow genetically splice a flying bacon sammich, a women actually in the kitchen doing my dishes ironing my shirt and sucking my dick, a velociraptor with a laser gun mounted on its ******* skull, and the whole entirety of funnyjunk...I don't know if it would be even close enough to rival this post. Well done sir, well done. We salute you.
#288 - MJFitz **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
In Soviet Russia, Magic Conch hails all.
User avatar #287 - billymayss (06/06/2010) [-]
lol BP is listening to the magic conch
#286 - anonymous (06/06/2010) [-]
ENOUGH WITH THE OIL SPILL **** this doesnt even deserve to make front page its just more spongebob vs an oil spill crap. What are you doing to help huh? DING DING DING right Nothing but sitting on your ass making stupid **** like this! How bout you get your ass to the coast and start cleaning animals off then maybe youc an complain ******
#290 to #286 - LindzGC **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
Someone's angry...
hmm angry, annoyed with spongebob, doesn't want to listen to the Conch?

must be...
SQUIDWARD!!

Stop posting Anonymously we know who you are you silly cephalopod!
User avatar #289 to #286 - Xman (06/06/2010) [-]
But the Conch told us to....
User avatar #285 - Grracelynn (06/06/2010) [-]
am I the only one who thinks Mighty Putty is the answer? Billy Mays would be disappointed...
#284 - anonymous (06/06/2010) [-]
Yeah, this is spongebob. ******* SPONGEBOB. Many claim to hate /b/ because of their gruesome content, while we have ******* spongebob on the front page every day?
#282 - Shullbit (06/06/2010) [-]
This is a fail. It is impossible to do nothing. Doing nothing, is still doing something. If someone tells me to go do nothing and i sit down and stare into the blue. Im sitting, im breathing, im staring, THEREFORE i am doing something. Spongebob and Patrick are not doing "nothing", they are sitting down, and staring into LITERALLY the blue. And sitting is an action. Which wraps up the proof that it is not possible to do "nothing".

I PUBLICLY CHALLENGE SOMEBODY TO GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE OF SOMEONE REALLY DOING "NOTHING". I will owe you my apologies for wasting your time reading this.
User avatar #309 to #282 - Cinnabonne (06/06/2010) [-]
Feminists? o_0
#304 to #282 - PresAnon **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
Nothing is the absence of something.

Check and mate.
#303 to #282 - lolcleverusername (06/06/2010) [-]
they die.
#413 to #303 - Shullbit (06/06/2010) [-]
congrats, you defined it. I dont remember asking for a definition... I asked for an EXAMPLE. Your playing the wrong game buddy.
#281 - BBoyJingles **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
**BBoyJingles rolls 82** doubles and we move it to the Indian ocean!
#279 - pikagocku (06/06/2010) [-]
BP Squarepants
#273 - Brrunden **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
Magic Conch, what should we do abot the terrible music pouring out of Justin Bieber's vagina?
#275 to #273 - Positive **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
*response* nothing.



What? I'm not going to be a dike and say HE IS A HOMO FAGGOT LOLZORS... because that would be negative, and I'm not negative.
#278 to #275 - Brrunden **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
the effect of her voice on my ears sure is negative
#280 to #278 - Positive **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
That's not nice. You should speak better about people! Even if they have bad music.
#283 to #280 - Brrunden **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
its not really her that i have a problem with, its ******* MTV and other shows considering this crap to be music...when did we as a country die and go to music hell??
#292 to #283 - Positive **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
Ah... there I... have to agree with you.
#295 to #292 - Brrunden **User deleted account** (06/06/2010) [-]
thank you kind sir
User avatar #270 - TheBlindman (06/06/2010) [-]
the magic conch
#264 - eminemforlife **User deleted account** (06/05/2010) [-]
**eminemforlife rolls 860,275,102** doubles and i listenn to justin bieber
#263 - jewbag (06/05/2010) [-]
**jewbag rolls 17** 42
User avatar #301 to #263 - Lovelygoth (06/06/2010) [-]
Meaning of life! :D
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