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#248 - Alligator **User deleted account**
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(05/28/2010) [-]
2 snowmen are standing in the middle of a field. One says to the other, "Do you smell carrots?"
#251 to #248 - imnoanonfool **User deleted account**
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(05/28/2010) [-]
**** A TALKING SNOWMAN
#242 - Future **User deleted account**
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(05/28/2010) [-]
See this **** is funny and original, more please.
#255 to #242 - impoopin
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(05/28/2010) [-]
unlike xaviersstuff
#241 - Zarosh
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(05/28/2010) [-]
he forgot to mention that the black guy ALWAYS dies first, and everyone who has sex, dies
#253 to #241 - jokervsbatman
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(05/28/2010) [-]
im gonna die?
#269 to #253 - Zarosh
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(05/28/2010) [-]
yes sir, yes you will.
#277 to #269 - jokervsbatman
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(05/29/2010) [-]
no u die becuz i kill u!!!!!
#229 - KillerKage
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(05/28/2010) [-]
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#227 - obliven
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(05/28/2010) [-]
**obliven rolls 2** if its less than 3 i will **** justin bieber
#230 to #227 - obliven
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(05/28/2010) [-]
ooooo **** here we go agian
#231 to #227 - Amrx
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(05/28/2010) [-]
**Amrx rolls 29** 69 and boy you really gotta go have sex with him!
#232 to #227 - SexyRockerBabe **User deleted account**
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(05/28/2010) [-]
have fun with that buddy :)
#214 - Awsomeman **User deleted account**
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(05/28/2010) [-]
**Awsomeman rolls 309,517,952** RED TEXT HERE I COME.. Never gona give you up!!
#213 - raider
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(05/28/2010) [-]
the black guy is always killed first because nobody wants to be racist, black people first!
#212 - Moonblaze **User deleted account**
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(05/28/2010) [-]
When you think your safe from running away from the bad guy, he magically appears when you turn around.
#180 - MitsukiOokami
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(05/28/2010) [-]
**MitsukiOokami rolls 9** this is odd number, i will write a horror story for FJ
#181 to #180 - OMGitzaTOMATO
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(05/28/2010) [-]
DO IT, FOR THE THE GODS WILL IT SO.
#182 to #181 - MitsukiOokami
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(05/28/2010) [-]
**MitsukiOokami rolls 6** even number, killers. odd number, paranormal.
if zero, it will be about Dead Space monsters
#184 to #182 - OMGitzaTOMATO
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(05/28/2010) [-]
KILLERS, FOR THE TOMATO WILLS IT SO.
#186 to #184 - MitsukiOokami
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(05/28/2010) [-]
**MitsukiOokami rolls 1** final dumb-down. even = human killer. odd = monstrous killers
0 = re-roll for killer-paranormal
#190 to #186 - OMGitzaTOMATO
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(05/28/2010) [-]
MENSTRUAL KILLERS, FOR IT IS THE WILL OF THE GODS.
#198 to #190 - MitsukiOokami
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(05/28/2010) [-]
hmm... no ideas are coming...
and so i shall create the story of Virus...
the monster all of FJ will hate beyond all reason to
#133 - Skorpion
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(05/28/2010) [-]
and the black guy always dies first
#121 - anon
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(05/28/2010) [-]
ive bin hewhos this cuck norris person?? i was too busy listin too my justib bieber cd and reading twilite
#125 to #121 - ChromedDragon
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(05/28/2010) [-]
you should just kill yourself,
right now,
with a spoon.
#60 - CheesenBiscuits
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(05/28/2010) [-]
Or how someone screams and then goes really quiet..... just wait here guys ill go by myself to check wat that was. And on and on
#20 - trogdortroy **User deleted account**
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(05/27/2010) [-]
Im so ******* smart, LOL!
#279 - IdkWhatNameToPick **User deleted account**
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(05/30/2010) [-]
You forgot that the Back Guy always dies first!!!!!!!
#281 to #279 - legacyofkain
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(05/30/2010) [-]
i thought it was the hot chick in the group
#282 to #281 - IdkWhatNameToPick **User deleted account**
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(05/30/2010) [-]
she only dies if she has sex. If you have sex, drink, blaze, or are African American...you are destined to die. Black guy dies first though...always.
#283 to #282 - legacyofkain
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(05/31/2010) [-]
can i set people on fire and live?
#284 to #283 - IdkWhatNameToPick **User deleted account**
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(05/31/2010) [-]
I cant guarantee that. But I can guarantee you will outlive the people you set on fire:D
#273 - thedirtydeed
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(05/28/2010) [-]
You can't forget that in every horror movie ever made, the cell phone has zero service.
#228 - KillerKage
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(05/28/2010) [-]
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#98 - thefurrealpedobear
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(05/28/2010) [-]
LMAO to the blood pool!!
#61 - nomz **User deleted account**
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(05/28/2010) [-]
the double identity made me lol