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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #119 - Jameshaich
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(05/28/2010) [-]
In horror movies, the black guy WILL always die first...unless the director notices this and makes him die last
The woman Will run at FULL speed and the killer will walk, then the dumb bitch will fall over and start going "uhh oww mah ankle uhh" and slowly crawl about
At the start,a uninportant male character will try and fight the killer of with his fists, gun, weapon etc. Starter women Scream and die.
Main characters will somehow live alot longer than others, try and figure it out and somehow figure out every little detail in the end
People who do not belive them, will die
User avatar #10 - codmw
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(05/27/2010) [-]
you will die if you say "let's split up gang"
User avatar #12 to #10 - floopdawhoop
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(05/27/2010) [-]
specifically you will be picked off one by one and someone will say "is that you guys?"
#27 to #10 - SkittleSnake
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(05/27/2010) [-]
"lets split up gang"
*falls o floor and dies*
#221 - miigwun **User deleted account**
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User avatar #146 - Happiness
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(05/28/2010) [-]
While the victim runs away they always fall and if theres a love scene, one of the lovers will die within the next 10 minutes
User avatar #148 to #146 - Stahles
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Or one dies mid-sex
User avatar #150 to #148 - Happiness
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Have you got some ****** up fetish? 0_0
User avatar #151 to #150 - Stahles
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perhaps...
User avatar #2 - FELIXTHACAT
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(05/27/2010) [-]
You sir are a genius
User avatar #256 - Chunksalot
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(05/28/2010) [-]
you forgot no matter how fast you run the bad guy will always be right behind you while walking at a moderate pace.
User avatar #243 - Turvey
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(05/28/2010) [-]
RIP Gary Coleman
#223 - Leunardus
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(05/28/2010) [-]
**Leunardus rolls 698,285,122**

Triples and i get red text?
User avatar #222 - YourAnalProbe
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(05/28/2010) [-]
asd
User avatar #271 to #222 - YourAnalProbe
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all i typed in was asd and i get 3 thumbs? thats funny
User avatar #207 - containletters
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(05/28/2010) [-]
you forgot
The victims only try to use the phone to call for help
if that doesnt work then they wont go over to their neighbor or anything.
#62 - SaltNPepper
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(05/28/2010) [-]
That and the black guy always dies
User avatar #259 - MadameMeowmers
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(05/28/2010) [-]
I know this is off topic, but RIP Gary Coleman! :'(
User avatar #264 to #259 - braydonbond
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When and how did he die?
User avatar #266 to #264 - MadameMeowmers
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(05/28/2010) [-]
He fell and suffered a brain injury and eventually died of a brain hemmorage. He was taken off life support at 12:05 MDT.
User avatar #267 to #266 - braydonbond
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(05/28/2010) [-]
That sucks! Why didn't I hear anything until just now?!
#268 to #259 - FlagUAll **User deleted account**
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Dead? What you talking about?!?



Then i serioused... RIP
#242 - Future **User deleted account**
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See this **** is funny and original, more please.
User avatar #255 to #242 - impoopin
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(05/28/2010) [-]
unlike xaviersstuff
User avatar #241 - Zarosh
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(05/28/2010) [-]
he forgot to mention that the black guy ALWAYS dies first, and everyone who has sex, dies
#253 to #241 - jokervsbatman
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(05/28/2010) [-]
im gonna die?
User avatar #269 to #253 - Zarosh
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yes sir, yes you will.
#277 to #269 - jokervsbatman
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(05/29/2010) [-]
no u die becuz i kill u!!!!!
#212 - Moonblaze **User deleted account**
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(05/28/2010) [-]
When you think your safe from running away from the bad guy, he magically appears when you turn around.
User avatar #211 - theslocknesmonster
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(05/28/2010) [-]
**theslocknesmonster rolls 338,362,001**triples and there will be another Jason movie and he kills Justin Bieber
#210 - ChaosMaster **User deleted account**
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(05/28/2010) [-]
this is why horror movies are the same thing over and over
User avatar #208 - huskergod
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#121 - anon id: 47874243
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ive bin hewhos this cuck norris person?? i was too busy listin too my justib bieber cd and reading twilite
User avatar #125 to #121 - ChromedDragon
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(05/28/2010) [-]
you should just kill yourself,
right now,
with a spoon.
User avatar #83 - Silhouette
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(05/28/2010) [-]
lost interest half way through
User avatar #86 to #83 - HonkIfIDriveWell
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That's what she said.
#87 to #86 - EpicEmoKitteh **User deleted account**
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Pwnd him.