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User avatar #119 - Jameshaich (05/28/2010) [-]
In horror movies, the black guy WILL always die first...unless the director notices this and makes him die last
The woman Will run at FULL speed and the killer will walk, then the dumb bitch will fall over and start going "uhh oww mah ankle uhh" and slowly crawl about
At the start,a uninportant male character will try and fight the killer of with his fists, gun, weapon etc. Starter women Scream and die.
Main characters will somehow live alot longer than others, try and figure it out and somehow figure out every little detail in the end
People who do not belive them, will die
User avatar #59 - ThoseLilBastards (05/28/2010) [-]
You forgot about how you can only see the ghost in the mirror.
User avatar #39 - Kadamon (05/27/2010) [-]
*Picture of Michael's balls in your face*
#221 - miigwun **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #146 - Happiness (05/28/2010) [+] (3 replies)
While the victim runs away they always fall and if theres a love scene, one of the lovers will die within the next 10 minutes
User avatar #2 - FELIXTHACAT (05/27/2010) [-]
You sir are a genius
User avatar #256 - Chunksalot (05/28/2010) [-]
you forgot no matter how fast you run the bad guy will always be right behind you while walking at a moderate pace.
User avatar #243 - Turvey (05/28/2010) [-]
RIP Gary Coleman
#223 - Leunardus (05/28/2010) [-]
**Leunardus rolls 698,285,122**

Triples and i get red text?
User avatar #222 - YourAnalProbe ONLINE (05/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #207 - containletters (05/28/2010) [-]
you forgot
The victims only try to use the phone to call for help
if that doesnt work then they wont go over to their neighbor or anything.
#204 - anonymous (05/28/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 620,460,507** They forgot the part where everybody gets angry with everybody and they split up for no logical reason.
#62 - SaltNPepper (05/28/2010) [-]
That and the black guy always dies
#214 - Awsomeman **User deleted account** (05/28/2010) [-]
**Awsomeman rolls 309,517,952** RED TEXT HERE I COME.. Never gona give you up!!
User avatar #213 - raider (05/28/2010) [-]
the black guy is always killed first because nobody wants to be racist, black people first!
#212 - Moonblaze **User deleted account** (05/28/2010) [-]
When you think your safe from running away from the bad guy, he magically appears when you turn around.
User avatar #211 - theslocknesmonster (05/28/2010) [-]
**theslocknesmonster rolls 338,362,001**triples and there will be another Jason movie and he kills Justin Bieber
#121 - anonymous (05/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
ive bin hewhos this cuck norris person?? i was too busy listin too my justib bieber cd and reading twilite
User avatar #125 to #121 - ChromedDragon (05/28/2010) [-]
you should just kill yourself,
right now,
with a spoon.
User avatar #83 - Silhouette (05/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
lost interest half way through
User avatar #86 to #83 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/28/2010) [-]
That's what she said.
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