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#119 - Jameshaich
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(05/28/2010) [-]
In horror movies, the black guy WILL always die first...unless the director notices this and makes him die last
The woman Will run at FULL speed and the killer will walk, then the dumb bitch will fall over and start going "uhh oww mah ankle uhh" and slowly crawl about
At the start,a uninportant male character will try and fight the killer of with his fists, gun, weapon etc. Starter women Scream and die.
Main characters will somehow live alot longer than others, try and figure it out and somehow figure out every little detail in the end
People who do not belive them, will die
#10 - codmw
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(05/27/2010) [-]
you will die if you say "let's split up gang"
#12 to #10 - floopdawhoop
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(05/27/2010) [-]
specifically you will be picked off one by one and someone will say "is that you guys?"
#27 to #10 - SkittleSnake
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(05/27/2010) [-]
"lets split up gang"
*falls o floor and dies*
#221 - miigwun **User deleted account**
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#146 - Happiness
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(05/28/2010) [-]
While the victim runs away they always fall and if theres a love scene, one of the lovers will die within the next 10 minutes
#148 to #146 - Stahles
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(05/28/2010) [-]
Or one dies mid-sex
#150 to #148 - Happiness
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(05/28/2010) [-]
Have you got some ****** up fetish? 0_0
#151 to #150 - Stahles
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(05/28/2010) [-]
perhaps...
#2 - FELIXTHACAT
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(05/27/2010) [-]
You sir are a genius
#256 - Chunksalot
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(05/28/2010) [-]
you forgot no matter how fast you run the bad guy will always be right behind you while walking at a moderate pace.
#243 - Turvey
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(05/28/2010) [-]
RIP Gary Coleman
#223 - Leunardus
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(05/28/2010) [-]
**Leunardus rolls 698,285,122**

Triples and i get red text?
#222 - YourAnalProbe
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(05/28/2010) [-]
asd
#271 to #222 - YourAnalProbe
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(05/28/2010) [-]
all i typed in was asd and i get 3 thumbs? thats funny
#207 - containletters
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(05/28/2010) [-]
you forgot
The victims only try to use the phone to call for help
if that doesnt work then they wont go over to their neighbor or anything.
#62 - SaltNPepper
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(05/28/2010) [-]
That and the black guy always dies
#259 - MadameMeowmers
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(05/28/2010) [-]
I know this is off topic, but RIP Gary Coleman! :'(
#264 to #259 - braydonbond
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(05/28/2010) [-]
When and how did he die?
#266 to #264 - MadameMeowmers
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(05/28/2010) [-]
He fell and suffered a brain injury and eventually died of a brain hemmorage. He was taken off life support at 12:05 MDT.
#267 to #266 - braydonbond
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(05/28/2010) [-]
That sucks! Why didn't I hear anything until just now?!
#268 to #259 - FlagUAll **User deleted account**
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(05/28/2010) [-]
Dead? What you talking about?!?



Then i serioused... RIP
#213 - raider
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(05/28/2010) [-]
the black guy is always killed first because nobody wants to be racist, black people first!
#212 - Moonblaze **User deleted account**
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(05/28/2010) [-]
When you think your safe from running away from the bad guy, he magically appears when you turn around.
#211 - theslocknesmonster
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(05/28/2010) [-]
**theslocknesmonster rolls 338,362,001**triples and there will be another Jason movie and he kills Justin Bieber
#210 - ChaosMaster **User deleted account**
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(05/28/2010) [-]
this is why horror movies are the same thing over and over
#121 - anon
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(05/28/2010) [-]
ive bin hewhos this cuck norris person?? i was too busy listin too my justib bieber cd and reading twilite
#125 to #121 - ChromedDragon ONLINE
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(05/28/2010) [-]
you should just kill yourself,
right now,
with a spoon.
#83 - Silhouette
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(05/28/2010) [-]
lost interest half way through
#86 to #83 - HonkIfIDriveWell
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(05/28/2010) [-]
That's what she said.
#87 to #86 - EpicEmoKitteh **User deleted account**
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(05/28/2010) [-]
Pwnd him.
#76 - frazination **User deleted account**
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#80 to #76 - McCockAFucker
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(05/28/2010) [-]
hahah like the black guy in friday 13th(new one)
he gets stabbed in the back and no one helps him cause hes black...
and jason just leaves him there to suffer

.....im not racist, just found it funny how the other ******* were
#20 - trogdortroy **User deleted account**
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(05/27/2010) [-]
Im so ******* smart, LOL!