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#279 - IdkWhatNameToPick **User deleted account** (05/30/2010) [-]
You forgot that the Back Guy always dies first!!!!!!!
User avatar #281 to #279 - legacyofkain (05/30/2010) [-]
i thought it was the hot chick in the group
#282 to #281 - IdkWhatNameToPick **User deleted account** (05/30/2010) [-]
she only dies if she has sex. If you have sex, drink, blaze, or are African American...you are destined to die. Black guy dies first though...always.
User avatar #283 to #282 - legacyofkain (05/31/2010) [-]
can i set people on fire and live?
#284 to #283 - IdkWhatNameToPick **User deleted account** (05/31/2010) [-]
I cant guarantee that. But I can guarantee you will outlive the people you set on fire:D
#272 - TenaciousThomas (05/28/2010) [-]
You forgot something! The black guy never survives, no matter what.
User avatar #278 to #272 - TheChosenPessimist (05/30/2010) [-]
Anacondas? Or does that count as a horror film?
User avatar #273 - thedirtydeed (05/28/2010) [-]
You can't forget that in every horror movie ever made, the cell phone has zero service.
User avatar #258 - Surrender (05/28/2010) [-]

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User avatar #257 - Hikuru (05/28/2010) [-]
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#254 - BACOMSAMMICH **User deleted account** (05/28/2010) [-]
this is pretty true lol.
#238 - Ken M (05/28/2010) [-]
not ALL horror movies are like that.
User avatar #263 to #238 - braydonbond (05/28/2010) [-]
Only the good ones....
#235 - Jonnypro **User deleted account** (05/28/2010) [-]
What if there we no objects to use as weapons, they were all in a one story house, and the killer didnt wear a mask?
#234 - SexyRockerBabe **User deleted account** (05/28/2010) [-]
this is kinda very really actually completely true !! :)
User avatar #159 - NoHabloIngles (05/28/2010) [-]
its always the black girl first
then the douchebag white guy
then the smart one
then the hot girl
then the black guy
and the virgin survives
User avatar #154 - localbees (05/28/2010) [-]
you forgot the black guy dies first.
or that no matter how fast you run, and how slow he walks, he can always ******* manage to appear in front of you.
User avatar #107 - yomyhomez (05/28/2010) [-]
it doesent matter if your on death row
when some dude or chick is walking down a dark quiet hallway or something you prepare yourself for some thing to happen
it dosent happen
then it does u jump
#105 - Ken M (05/28/2010) [-]
You also forgot, that black people always die first in horror movies, That the girl who is a virgin always survives.

That even if the killer has an oppertunity to rape the girl he doesnt do it, (fags)

and the last girl who survives mostly dies in pt 2
#103 - Maggi (05/28/2010) [-]
i ******* hate when people run to the second floor in movies
#98 - thefurrealpedobear (05/28/2010) [-]
LMAO to the blood pool!!
User avatar #52 - PedoHunter (05/28/2010) [-]
just to make sure hes dead shoot his grave!!
User avatar #64 to #52 - festivejo (05/28/2010) [-]
DOUBLE TAP
User avatar #66 to #64 - PedoHunter (05/28/2010) [-]
wat rule number was that?
User avatar #67 to #66 - festivejo (05/28/2010) [-]
?? not sure
User avatar #68 to #67 - PedoHunter (05/28/2010) [-]
yea there were like lots of rules
User avatar #53 to #52 - Fronk (05/28/2010) [-]
Nai! You have to put a sprinkler on the top of his grave that shoot cow mile every day
User avatar #54 to #53 - PedoHunter (05/28/2010) [-]
anyways how do the bad guys get of the coffin?
#61 - nomz **User deleted account** (05/28/2010) [-]
the double identity made me lol
#58 - Ken M (05/28/2010) [-]
Thanks for ruining every horror movie that anyone will ever see in their future dickhole....ah **** it you get my thumb.
#29 - KINGOFTHESTARS **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
i can point out your dildo like i pointed out dat one shicks...
its in the panel where the rpg bounces off the bad guy

also dont forget the black guy dies the worst death
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