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User avatar #61 - truology (05/22/2010) [+] (2 replies)
fuck that explains earthquakes
User avatar #62 to #61 - wyckedphobia (05/22/2010) [-]
haiti now has an expaination
#114 - Thecrazysandwich (05/22/2010) [+] (4 replies)
When a zombie bites chuck norris, Chuck norris doesn't become a zombie, the zombie becomes chuck norris.
#121 to #120 - Thecrazysandwich (05/22/2010) [-]
Chuck norris lets them bite him. SO HE CAN AMASS AN ARMY OF CHUCK NORRISES!!!!
#92 - McPeake (05/22/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. And got one.
User avatar #97 to #92 - FortyTwoFortyTwo (05/22/2010) [-]
Then he ordered a whopper at McDonalds. When he didn't get one, he roundhouse kicked the restaurant so hard it became a Wendy's.
User avatar #160 - icandowutdahelliwant (05/26/2010) [+] (1 reply)
You should make one with Pac-man...
#161 - taekat (05/26/2010) [-]
this was so funny i had to log in and comment lol great work thumbs up lol this really made me laugh
#157 - Scottyjthecoolj (05/23/2010) [-]
he just dares the mound to not come to him. lmao
User avatar #153 - aclmin (05/23/2010) [-]
use redbull it gives you wings
#115 - dark (05/22/2010) [+] (3 replies)
**dark rolls 9,050,069** chuck norris strength <-----
User avatar #125 to #115 - mauiskater (05/22/2010) [-]
chuck norris is like broly
his power is max
User avatar #117 - xitalianboix (05/22/2010) [-]
In soviet russia, chuck norris still kicks the shit out of you.
#91 - N. Korean citizen (05/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Chuck Norris can divide by zero
User avatar #116 to #91 - waffalz (05/22/2010) [-]
without dying
User avatar #106 - FailTroll (05/22/2010) [-]
**FailTroll rolls 10**
If Above 90, I Will Find Chuck Norris, And Get Him Too Round-House Kick Me In The Testicles
User avatar #94 - zawxse (05/22/2010) [-]
the worlds top scientists that the big bang that created the universe is equal to one CNrhK
(chuck norris roundhouse kick)
#93 - Andro (05/22/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Wet get's Chuck Norris
#84 - senortaco (05/22/2010) [-]
chuck norris is so tough he got a wopper at mcdonalds
#57 - nerdfightersftw (05/22/2010) [-]
pwnd
User avatar #53 - fiapdeoiad (05/22/2010) [-]
Rofl, good job, I thoroughly enjoy these.
#45 - akron (05/22/2010) [-]
"i'll have a long one up monday".................*troll face*
#118 - N. Korean citizen (05/22/2010) [-]
When chuck norris does a pushup he dosn't go up the world goes down. Jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim on land
#85 - jimmycriswell (05/22/2010) [-]
haha
#81 - N. Korean citizen (05/22/2010) [-]
chuck norris doesn't swim. he beats the water until it takes him to where he wants to go.
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