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User avatar #53 - fiapdeoiad (05/22/2010) [-]
Rofl, good job, I thoroughly enjoy these.
#52 - anonymous (05/22/2010) [-]
Oh god chuck norris pisses me off!!
+13
#51 - bballzero **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #154 to #51 - HeartOfTheDL (05/23/2010) [-]
wrong he can do it with one.
+3
#50 - xRoflman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #143 to #50 - Ankou (05/22/2010) [-]
i wasnt aware there was a difference between chuck norris and jesus and john lennon
User avatar #54 to #50 - yena (05/22/2010) [-]
while swimming through land
User avatar #48 - joshwontwon (05/22/2010) [-]
**joshwontwon rolls 250,912,865** this is a number :P
#156 to #48 - anonymous (05/23/2010) [-]
No, that is 9 numbers.
#45 - akron **User deleted account** (05/22/2010) [-]
"i'll have a long one up monday".................*troll face*
#44 - anonymous (05/22/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 936,602,545** gogogogoogogoog
User avatar #42 - stream (05/22/2010) [-]
When god said let there be light Chuck Norris said say please
#59 to #42 - anonymous (05/22/2010) [-]
1.their are 5 states of matter solid,liquid,gas,plasma,and Chuck norris.
2.What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
3. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
4. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
5.When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down
6.If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more than you.
User avatar #142 to #59 - edden (05/22/2010) [-]
Chuck norris built a time machine and went back in time to JFK, he blocked all 3 bullets with his beard, JFK's head blew up of sheer amazement
User avatar #41 - ramrodaa (05/22/2010) [-]
**ramrodaa rolls 19,529** if i roll a 3 in this series i turn back time and make chuck norris beat bruce lees ass the first time
#38 - HeavenandHell (05/22/2010) [-]
**HeavenandHell rolls 686,178,740** if i roll a 6 in this series...Bruce Lee kicks Chuck Norris' ass; again!
User avatar #37 - RizenTheDragon (05/22/2010) [-]
i may not know chuck norris but my moms uncle or some **** like that met him and hes a boxer yeah just saying T.T may the thumbs down rain upon me lol
#30 - Droogie **User deleted account** (05/22/2010) [-]
giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
User avatar #36 to #30 - Mustafa ONLINE (05/22/2010) [-]
no, cause if that happened the head would fly to the heavens
+106
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User avatar #158 to #23 - sudowoodo (05/23/2010) [-]
chuck norris is *****
#155 to #23 - FoulBachelorFrogs **User deleted account** (05/23/2010) [-]
Beautiful speech Chuck.
User avatar #148 to #23 - patriotic canadian (05/23/2010) [-]
that got to the top?

:/
User avatar #149 to #148 - airguitar (05/23/2010) [-]
Dude, the front page is just lucky it got Chuck Norris.
User avatar #150 to #149 - patriotic canadian (05/23/2010) [-]
what are you doing on at this hour?
User avatar #151 to #150 - airguitar (05/23/2010) [-]
Lol I could ask the same to you. Pulling an all nighter with some funnyjunk friends. I have to wake up early so I just said " **** it" and here i am XD
User avatar #152 to #151 - patriotic canadian (05/23/2010) [-]
chronic insomniac,

oh well, lots of writing to do. and im so tired that anything i see is funny :P
#145 to #23 - FATBENMADEDPOOOOOP **User deleted account** (05/23/2010) [-]
FATBEN MADE POOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPP
+3
#140 to #23 - CHUCKxNORRIS **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+3
#141 to #140 - CHUCKxNORRIS **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #139 to #23 - Doctorpimpdoctor (05/22/2010) [-]
he's got the voice of an angel
User avatar #138 to #23 - mariovslink (05/22/2010) [-]
thank you *sniff* for giving that motavating peice of advice..
#137 to #23 - HitmanNXT **User deleted account** (05/22/2010) [-]
*sniff* so beautiful
#136 to #23 - EpicTie (05/22/2010) [-]
I think im gonna cry :*) that was so moving :")" i can die in peace now after hearin that!
User avatar #49 to #23 - Happiness (05/22/2010) [-]
He's so awesome, he doesnt need to speak any words to get loads of thumbs
User avatar #46 to #23 - RussellCrowe (05/22/2010) [-]
...(sniff.)
#43 to #23 - killajose ONLINE (05/22/2010) [-]
That was such a beautiful speech.
*tear*
User avatar #34 to #23 - heyitsj (05/22/2010) [-]
so true ^^
#18 - BroghanTaylor **User deleted account** (05/22/2010) [-]
i met Chuck Norris in real life
haha
he spoke at my colleges gradation
and he spoke at the summer crap my friend and i worked at a few years back haha my friend went up to him and said you look alot like Chuck Norris haha my friends a idoit me and Chuck Norris laughed
User avatar #29 to #18 - Longcatisloooooong (05/22/2010) [-]
I threatened to DDOS funnyjunk and all I got was my comments changed into this. I am absolutely begging for some cock.
#31 to #29 - BroghanTaylor **User deleted account** (05/22/2010) [-]
hahahahahah
it was a ****** job
User avatar #22 to #18 - teambocabeast (05/22/2010) [-]
DO NOT look him in the eyes
#144 to #22 - jonnyscythe (05/22/2010) [-]
why shouldn't i look him in th- *asploded*
User avatar #19 to #18 - pineapplesRULE (05/22/2010) [-]
holy **** man, you're lucky to be alive
#20 to #19 - BroghanTaylor **User deleted account** (05/22/2010) [-]
HAHAHA i guess i am
#24 to #20 - solarwolf (05/22/2010) [-]
be you lying?
#26 to #24 - BroghanTaylor **User deleted account** (05/22/2010) [-]
nope im not lying haha
hes a big Christian so he speaks at Christian things
like my college, liberty U, which is a CHristian school
and the summer camp,keswick, which was a Christian summer camp
#27 to #26 - solarwolf (05/22/2010) [-]
hmmmmm so u met chuck norris and u lived?
#28 to #27 - BroghanTaylor **User deleted account** (05/22/2010) [-]
i met him 2 times one time really was like a everyone wanted a pic with him and stuff but i couldnt get one in time :(
and the other i talked with him or well my good friend danny talked and i stood and listened and laugh along haha
#32 to #28 - solarwolf (05/22/2010) [-]
dude...you sure he didn't kill you and bring you back for fun?
#33 to #32 - BroghanTaylor **User deleted account** (05/22/2010) [-]
nah i think he liked me :)
so better not mess with me :)
I have Chuck Norris on my side :)
lol
User avatar #35 to #33 - mrdonutt (05/22/2010) [-]
right on, only met him once tho, but it was epic.
he was at the NRA convention in charlotte, north carolina last weekend
User avatar #16 - ScottishPirate (05/22/2010) [-]
it wouldn't take that long
+7
#25 to #16 - lifeform **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#17 to #15 - chenzmack (05/22/2010) [-]
To be honest i didn't know that existed but i'm the one who does the "original" how to get across comics so to be honest anything else is a copy if i didn't post it... and mine is better done
#13 - MrGamenwatch (05/22/2010) [-]
When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesnt rise and fall. The Earth moves down beneath him
User avatar #8 - UlquiorraSchiffer (05/22/2010) [-]
lol he told that earth quack to stfu XD
#146 to #8 - Reichsfuhrer **User deleted account** (05/23/2010) [-]
Ducks quack. The earth quakes.
#12 to #8 - armajaro (05/22/2010) [-]
Nice one captain obvious.
#47 to #12 - anonymous (05/22/2010) [-]
You're welcome lieutenant dickhead
User avatar #7 - ChaosEdan (05/22/2010) [-]
did anyone else hear the legend of zelda "passage open" sound effect just now?
User avatar #11 to #7 - iFail (05/22/2010) [-]
YES! YES! YES!

I also just stopped playing legend of zelda to come on funnyjunk.
#10 to #7 - KittyKunt (05/22/2010) [-]
OMFG ******** D:
User avatar #6 - iamleet (05/22/2010) [-]
dude you should make one where he has a bunch of people walk into the crater and pile it up with bodies then he can walk across
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