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#92 - McPeake **User deleted account** (05/22/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. And got one.
User avatar #97 to #92 - FortyTwoFortyTwo (05/22/2010) [-]
Then he ordered a whopper at McDonalds. When he didn't get one, he roundhouse kicked the restaurant so hard it became a Wendy's.
User avatar #96 to #92 - kauasaki (05/22/2010) [-]
without paying
#91 - anonymous (05/22/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris can divide by zero
User avatar #116 to #91 - waffalz (05/22/2010) [-]
without dying
User avatar #90 - CherryYumDiddly ONLINE (05/22/2010) [-]
He's 70 years old now, still beats me at armwrestling
#112 to #90 - anonymous (05/22/2010) [-]
roll #
#89 - SarahN **User deleted account** (05/22/2010) [-]
you dont find chuck norris, he finds you :D
#88 - anonymous (05/22/2010) [-]
chuck norris supports total gym :D
+4
#86 - bballzero **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#85 - jimmycriswell (05/22/2010) [-]
haha
#84 - senortaco **User deleted account** (05/22/2010) [-]
chuck norris is so tough he got a wopper at mcdonalds
#81 - anonymous (05/22/2010) [-]
chuck norris doesn't swim. he beats the water until it takes him to where he wants to go.
#73 - MrHansen **User deleted account** (05/22/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris is so fast he can run all the way around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
#79 to #73 - icedandchiled **User deleted account** (05/22/2010) [-]
then befor you can blink he steals his own wallet
User avatar #78 to #73 - Docful (05/22/2010) [-]
of course if he did that the world would end...
User avatar #72 - popperland (05/22/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris is allowed in popper land
User avatar #71 - Aterdan (05/22/2010) [-]
**Aterdan rolls 6** Divide by
User avatar #74 to #71 - waffalz (05/22/2010) [-]
how do u roll i ignored the message wen i first got an account
sooo tell me...
User avatar #75 to #74 - Aterdan (05/22/2010) [-]
use *roll #* the # being the amount of digits you want it to have.
User avatar #77 to #75 - waffalz (05/22/2010) [-]
it didnt work...
User avatar #76 to #75 - waffalz (05/22/2010) [-]
*roll1*
User avatar #80 to #76 - Aterdan (05/22/2010) [-]
Put a space between the roll and the #
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#87 to #80 - WOOOOOT **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #83 to #80 - waffalz (05/22/2010) [-]
**waffalz rolls 3** divide by
User avatar #82 to #80 - waffalz (05/22/2010) [-]
oooo ok
#108 to #82 - Mrozzyboy **User deleted account** (05/22/2010) [-]
Roll 1
User avatar #113 to #108 - waffalz (05/22/2010) [-]
*roll #* # being the number of the numbers u want in ur roll
#110 to #108 - Mrozzyboy **User deleted account** (05/22/2010) [-]
ah **** it
User avatar #70 - mouad (05/22/2010) [-]
**mouad rolls 0**
User avatar #69 - danmckenna (05/22/2010) [-]
There are no plate tectonics, only chuck norris crossing gorges or rivers
User avatar #67 - nanojunk (05/22/2010) [-]
whats up haiti...
User avatar #66 - ChuckvNorris (05/22/2010) [-]
I want to see Indiana Jones on the naext one
User avatar #68 to #66 - ChuckvNorris (05/22/2010) [-]
*next one*
User avatar #63 - WolfPrince ONLINE (05/22/2010) [-]
**WolfPrince rolls 678,220,665** humabi umbenbe?
User avatar #61 - truology (05/22/2010) [-]
**** that explains earthquakes
User avatar #62 to #61 - wyckedphobia (05/22/2010) [-]
haiti now has an expaination
User avatar #64 to #62 - WarzoneBomber (05/22/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris poked the ground of Haiti and it caused an earthquake.
User avatar #60 - stream (05/22/2010) [-]
chuck norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise
#57 - nerdfightersftw **User deleted account** (05/22/2010) [-]
pwnd
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