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User avatar #38 - ColeTheUber ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
>writes game
>knows it won't live up to the hype
>leaves the company before they start coding it so fans won't blow up on him

And honestly, I wouldn't blame him.
#148 to #38 - anon (13 hours ago) [-]
makes a game and doesn't stand by his work, if you're right than this guy is a ******* chump.
User avatar #93 to #38 - Shiny ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
There's also the fact that development on Source 2 has seemingly stagnated. Half-Life was considered high tech for its day, but Valve's engine is seriously showing age.
#181 to #93 - warioteam (10 hours ago) [-]
confirmed
trying to use this ancient ******* relic of a map editor is ******* annoying
User avatar #134 to #53 - mountainyard (15 hours ago) [-]
Didn't Lord Gaben himself say that for every meme about Half Life 3 he found on the internet he would delay it further?
User avatar #2 - secretdestroyers (01/11/2016) [-]
But, wait, he worked there for 18 years...half of 18 is 9. 9-6=3


Half-Life 3 still confirmed!!!
#182 to #2 - sakagamitomoyo (10 hours ago) [-]
I agree, but I would do it like this.
18 years
18/2=9
the square root of 9 is 3
Half Life 3 confirmed
User avatar #147 to #2 - psykobear (13 hours ago) [-]
But Where did the 6 come from? And why halve 18?
HL3/10
#153 to #147 - vymastenaochechula (13 hours ago) [-]
HALF life, so you need half of 18
half life 3 so 18/3=6
9-6=3
User avatar #155 to #153 - psykobear (13 hours ago) [-]
Gotta show your math, mate. One could also ask why he didn't use 2, since 18/9 = 2.
#159 to #155 - vymastenaochechula (13 hours ago) [-]
simple mathematics rules
18 is already stated
divison from name half (2); 18/2=9
divison from name again 3 18/3=6
(you can't just divide first number by a result, duh, therefore 18/9 doesn't work)
then you just subtract previous results
9-6=3
User avatar #161 to #159 - psykobear (13 hours ago) [-]
Fair enough, but he never mentioned using the "half" from Half life, or using the 6 from dividing 18 by 3.
The best part of this joke, usually, is when they bring up tons of evidence to support ******** , much like conspiracy theorists.
User avatar #172 to #161 - dotori (11 hours ago) [-]
This is why people don't invite you to parties even before you try to lie to yourself and say "I'd rather not go"
User avatar #173 to #172 - psykobear (11 hours ago) [-]
Hey, say what you will. I'm just pointing out a poorly done joke. By all means, reply for more greenies.
#175 to #173 - anon (11 hours ago) [-]
No, it's a well-known joke mate. We've been making it for years all over the internet. You're just a limey ***** who doesn't know when to shut his gormless mouth.
User avatar #184 to #175 - psykobear (9 hours ago) [-]
I know it's a well known joke, did you not read? He just did it poorly.
User avatar #157 to #154 - psykobear (13 hours ago) [-]
I know the joke, child. But it was poorly constructed. He didn't show where he got all of the numbers from. Could have been done better. I'll take the red thumbs, though, if it makes people feel better about it.
#162 to #157 - theady (13 hours ago) [-]
you clearly forgot to tip your fedora
User avatar #163 to #162 - psykobear (13 hours ago) [-]
I did, but you can't see it in my comment.
User avatar #169 to #147 - putinlover (12 hours ago) [-]
It's a meme,you dip
User avatar #170 to #169 - psykobear (12 hours ago) [-]
>>#157
#101 to #2 - gnarles (20 hours ago) [-]
Illuminati confirmed
User avatar #47 to #2 - captchakid ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
Half of 18 is 9, and the square root of 9 is 3. Could have had it so much cooler.
User avatar #86 to #47 - tacoiiimaniac ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
But hold on there
The square root of 18 is 4.242
There's one period, telling us there would be at least one game
There are two 4's and 2 2's, confirming there would be a second game AND two sequels to that one game
Halfway between 4 and 2 is... THREE! That completes the series.

Illuminati confirmed
User avatar #102 to #47 - lordbyronxiv (20 hours ago) [-]
half of 18 is 9, and 9 to a half power is 3. Could have done it even cooler
User avatar #6 to #2 - lean (01/11/2016) [-]
18/ 3 = 6. HL3 confirmed for release in 6 years
#149 to #7 - greeeed (13 hours ago) [-]
**greeeed used "*roll picture*"**
**greeeed rolled image**There is change for anything including for meteor to hit the Earth while you are just about to install half life 3
#19 to #6 - quenz (01/11/2016) [-]
Hmm... 2022, that doesn't seem right. I think 2023 would make more sense. Half-Life 2: Episode 3. Mark your calendars, folks!
#22 to #19 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
(2+2+2+0)/6 = 1
2022+1 = 2023
HL3 CONFIRMED 2023
#88 to #19 - nerdking (21 hours ago) [-]
**nerdking used "*roll picture*"**
**nerdking rolled image**It's scheduled to come out on 3/3/3333, you donut.
#97 to #88 - quenz (20 hours ago) [-]
Y'all idiots probably missed it when it came out 3/3/0003
#146 to #6 - rayeightk (13 hours ago) [-]
YOU HAVE THE EXACT SAME FONT COLOR AS ME!

BROTHER?!
#13 - borderlineparanoid ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
It's always been dead, guys.

they were never going to make it because it would never live up to the hype.
User avatar #87 to #13 - phoenixprince ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
actually it was never gonna happen cos they wanted to continue the story with a film but it never developed
#99 to #87 - quenz (20 hours ago) [-]
Marc said that the idea of Half-Life in any form outside of a game is ridiculous.
#94 to #13 - anon (21 hours ago) [-]
There's still money to be made in that, though. That logic would explain why 4 would never be made. Not why 3 would never be made.
User avatar #139 to #13 - cowisbeast (15 hours ago) [-]
thats not a reason to not make a game lol, profit is what drives companies
#31 to #13 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
People who hype things are retarded.
#18 to #13 - quenz (01/11/2016) [-]
Isn't that what they said about the new Star Wars movie?
#52 to #18 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
and they were right
User avatar #55 to #52 - captinchikin ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
Nothing can physically live up to the amount of hype that movie generated, it reached ******* critical mass. That doesn't change the fact that it's a great addition to the saga, trust me, I loved it, but it would have been smarter for Disney to bring it down a couple notches with the advertising and such.
#176 to #55 - anon (11 hours ago) [-]
Addition? It killed the entire EU just by existing. Even classic, much-loved KOTOR is a non-canon pile of **** now. It's a subtraction, if anything.
#59 to #55 - anon (23 hours ago) [-]
Yeah It's pretty on par with the prequels. Agreed on Disney toning down the aggressive advertising too.
User avatar #61 to #59 - captinchikin ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
I'd argue that it's past the quality of the prequels, especially in terms of acting and dialogue writing
#91 to #61 - reycall (21 hours ago) [-]
i dont know about you but obi wan was on point in the prequels... just him.... he was the only good thing aside from the fights.
#76 to #61 - anon (22 hours ago) [-]
Acting was probably my favorite part about 7, but some of the dialogue was kind of... silly. Being "tempted by the light"? That isn't even slightly lore-friendly nor true to life.
#119 to #76 - pariahlol (17 hours ago) [-]
Lore Friendly has no meaning now that they cast out 90% of the lore and are making their own.
#190 to #119 - anon (23 minutes ago) [-]
Ok humor me. When is a person "tempted" to take a more difficult road for the benefit of others even though it means self-sacrifice? Nobody is ******* "tempted" by the light. They are tempted by evil, because the dark side is the quick-fix easy access to power without regard for others.
User avatar #20 to #18 - borderlineparanoid ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
the hype began when the film was confirmed, when we knew about it being a real thing is when people started to say that. with Half Life, they never said they were going to do another, people just expected them to and that slowly built false hope and hype to the point it has become mythical.

Valve knows that the pressure to release something amazing is too high and too much of a risk to take.
#23 to #20 - quenz (01/11/2016) [-]
Valve has officially confirmed a new Half-Life game multiple times since the end of Episode Two. That's probably where most of the hype has come from. I think it's a risk Valve is willing to take, and I'm confident that they'll make Half-Life 3 great.
User avatar #29 to #23 - qnamanmanga (01/11/2016) [-]
As best product of valve each part of half-life must be epic as **** . If they would want release it today in form from 2009 it would be another shooter. In 2004 It was epic, because it was first production with shadows/physic in realtime/reflections. It has best graphic. And -thanks advanced physics engine. New level of realism. Next part will be released , when VR technology will be a standard in each house. Or, when they will be able to make photo-realistic graphic.
#25 to #20 - skebaba (01/11/2016) [-]
Obviously it's implied that they would, since the H-L 2 E2 ends with a cliffhanger. That implies a third episode.
#117 to #25 - anon (17 hours ago) [-]
They also did say originally that they would be doing 3 episodes, but then changed to creating a 3rd game instead to complete the story.
#66 to #13 - anon (23 hours ago) [-]
That's the whole point of Hype.
NOTHING CAN LIVE UP TO HYPE.
#24 to #13 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
Well maybe if they haven't focused on those ****** episodes and went on to create HL3 a little sooner then maybe the hype wouldn't have built up this much.

But hey, if I had the choice between making money and making money while making games, I would probably do the opposite of what valve does.
#111 to #13 - mayoroftownsville (18 hours ago) [-]
They were never going to make it because Valve doesn't make games, they buy other companies with finished games and slap their names on them.
#1 - evilhomer (01/11/2016) [-]
There's still a possibility of them releasing it since they have the license, but without the original writer it will not be the same
#14 to #1 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
oh god let it go, it's just a ******* game.
#21 to #14 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
You're the type of cunt who will use that justification to be a dick to people whilst playing games.
#16 to #14 - quenz (01/11/2016) [-]
Star Wars VII is to movies as Half-Life 3 is to video games.
#130 to #16 - anon (16 hours ago) [-]
look how butthurt people are about VII, people cant accept that it sucked so bad
User avatar #180 to #130 - vvardenfell ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
"theu can't accept my opinion" fixed it for you, oh and, shut the **** up anon, if you have something to say, log the **** in.
#143 to #130 - quenz (14 hours ago) [-]
Okay, not everyone liked it, but a whole lot of people did and it was generally well-recieved.
User avatar #72 to #1 - falxcariusbro (22 hours ago) [-]
Considering how long it's been, the story was probably already written out.
#8 to #1 - quenz (01/11/2016) [-]
Come on, they've been working on HL3 for ages, is it so unrealistic to consider that his work there is done?
#26 to #1 - thepizzadevourer (01/11/2016) [-]
Well, couldn't the writer have already written the story, and now they're just waiting to develop the game? My personal theory is that Gabe wants to wait until VR/Oculus becomes widespread enough to release HL3 as a VR game.
User avatar #62 to #26 - nicktrue ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
Please be right
User avatar #108 to #26 - basedsource (19 hours ago) [-]
That could be a possibility, since they need a system seller title for the HTC Vive but from the demo they released it looks like its just going to be another portal game.
#118 to #108 - anon (17 hours ago) [-]
And the portal game is directly connected to the half life series/world/universe.
#70 - captainprincess (23 hours ago) [-]
Deep down
we all knew it was dead already

we hoped
we joked
we kept our spirits up in a foolhardy dream that it would come around again

But we always knew
#103 - mvtjets ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
We still got L4D3 and Portal 3 potentially
Come on valve
User avatar #127 to #103 - Ehwhat ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
weenie
#83 - groundzero (21 hours ago) [-]
The man who sold the world
#126 to #83 - anon (16 hours ago) [-]
#42 - agronimo (01/12/2016) [-]
As someone who has never played the Half-Life games, I just hope this to make the "Half-Life 3 confirmed" meymey finally die off
User avatar #89 to #42 - dreygur (21 hours ago) [-]
It died off years ago, dud
User avatar #75 to #42 - scooba (22 hours ago) [-]
Gabe hates that meme more than anyone.
#100 to #42 - quenz (20 hours ago) [-]
That meme won't even die after the game is released.
User avatar #85 to #42 - donatelo (21 hours ago) [-]
how do you know that, do you work for Nintendo?
User avatar #68 - nocakeforthetroll ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
Half Life 1 was one of the first games to do animations with skeletons and half life 2 had a revolutionary physics system. Half Life 3 will only get released once valve can do something as revolutionary as the other two games were, we will probably see something when vr gets released and is common place.
#49 - vorarephilia ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
GIF
but... but what am i going to do with this?
#32 - foodyquest (01/11/2016) [-]
You were still holding out hope that is was going to come out? Let alone come out and live up to the hype?
User avatar #71 to #32 - captainprincess (23 hours ago) [-]
everyone knew it was never going to live up

but I guess DNF and more recently star wars has made people think that something could come
#109 to #32 - llyatanvas ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
Click to show spoiler
here's another version of that pic for ya
User avatar #136 - frenzyhero (15 hours ago) [-]
except story is one of the first things finished.
User avatar #98 - kiaserzerg (20 hours ago) [-]
it would just be another duke nukem. put it out of its misery, we wont get a good one if it is ever released
User avatar #113 to #98 - sexyhimself (18 hours ago) [-]
Except Duke Nukem Fornever was announced and had release dates and was delayed several times. We have literally not heard a thing about Half-Life 3 in years.
User avatar #150 to #113 - kiaserzerg (13 hours ago) [-]
and all for the better, in the end, no matter what, it would suffer nukem syndrome,
#106 - anon (19 hours ago) [-]
What if Valve is trying to kill the hype so they could release it with minimal damages if it doesn't live up to people's expectations?
User avatar #4 - senseiweasel (01/11/2016) [-]
Well, he's the main story writer, and I'm guessing here, but I'm fairly sure that they write the story BEFORE they code the game (easier that way). So it could be that his part in the creation of HL3 is finished, and they no longer need him because the story is already done, and now the game just needs to be coded.
User avatar #179 - mowgaycraft (11 hours ago) [-]
I don't get it. Why does this one writer leaving mean the franchise is dead?

Look at Star Wars, it had new writers too and it's new addition was pretty decent. Who's to say they can't just...y'know, get a different writer they see capable?
User avatar #177 - melwach (11 hours ago) [-]
He had enough time to write the story lines, polish every dialogue and create some alternate universe versions for the next 5 titles.

I think they will be fine without him for the time being.
#171 - anon (11 hours ago) [-]
so Funhaus was right with calling it ******** on hl3. and that "laidlaw" reddit discussion was ******** as well.
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