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User avatar #57 - kaboomz (01/07/2016) [-]
>2016
>still going to autismbook
User avatar #112 to #57 - theoneaboveall (01/07/2016) [-]
>2016
>Still using this ****
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User avatar #155 - gux (01/09/2016) [-]
Sour candy shrooms looks like a good idead, but how the **** do they think they'll get high from like 6 teeny mushies? that **** would barley get a toddler high.
User avatar #156 to #155 - gux (01/09/2016) [-]
if i knew that bitch IRL i would smack some sense into her lying ass.
User avatar #145 - captchakid (01/08/2016) [-]
I've caught people stealing my stuff. Not going to say where, because that would be too personal. But it's happened a lot on one particular site.
#139 - zenopopa (01/07/2016) [-]
This reminds me of the one time, on a train, a woman snatched my cigar from my mouth and threw it out of a window! Of course, I did the only reasonable thing and picked up her small dog and threw it after my cigar.

(Nastasya Filipovna pls go)
#134 - sodaddict (01/07/2016) [-]
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**sodaddict rolled image**a mile in 4 minutes is quite possible actually, if you spend a minute per lap on a public exercise track, although 3 week training is required to master it, which is what the guy did. You may call it BS, but i call it possible.
#97 - profanitizer (01/07/2016) [-]
God ******* damnit,Mike.
#93 - greyhoundfd (01/07/2016) [-]
Hey look, I was mentioned!
#84 - caette ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
art? writing the word "wild" is art?
User avatar #81 - feelythefeel (01/07/2016) [-]
If ****** can be Egyptian kings, why can't they be Hawaiian giants ;)
#78 - nemesisapoc (01/07/2016) [-]
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**nemesisapoc rolled image**Last year began with African Bird Noises. 2016 is officially the year of Throw the ************ in the public stockade.
#74 - dudeski (01/07/2016) [-]
That track one.
This girl I talked to in high school tried to convince me she ran a 9-10 second 100M Dash. (World record last time I checked. was Usain Bolt in Berlin Germany clocking at 9.58 and for reference I almost went to state competition with an 11.5pr-11.7avg.)
User avatar #141 to #74 - RKOViper (01/07/2016) [-]
Right. I usually hit 15-16 in a FULL ON sprint. Never been professionally clocked but used a stopwatch and I'm not bragging. That's my breaking point that lasts about ten seconds.Maybe on an adrenaline rush, like running for your ******* LIFE, you would be able to keep that up for a full mile.. and you'd most likely vomit when you snapped out of the rush. Like why even brag about speed like that. Who cares? Go race someone lol
#69 - RandomMRTroll (01/07/2016) [-]
dont you need to run a mile in 6 minutes to pass marines exam???

i might be autistic
User avatar #103 to #69 - Sethorein (01/07/2016) [-]
Law of diminishing returns.

Average high-school sprinters run 100 meters in 14 seconds. Average Olympic sprinters run it around 8-9 seconds. Those 5 seconds are a huge jump. Meanwhile the jump from 19 seconds to 14 is not that much.

6 minute miles are tough, but every second shorter is exponentially more difficult.
User avatar #105 to #69 - Sethorein (01/07/2016) [-]
That being said, are you sure it's not an 8 minute mile?
Running 7.5 mph doesn't seem as unfeasible as running 10 mph
User avatar #117 to #69 - gmarrox ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Last I checked, a passing score for Marine officers is 3 miles in under 22 minutes. Dunno about enlisted.
User avatar #125 to #69 - patriotpenguin (01/07/2016) [-]
Don't quote me here, but from what i read its 18 minutes or less
User avatar #127 to #69 - fresighto (01/07/2016) [-]
18 min for 3 mi is full marks. 6 min is quick but not crazy or even too terribly hard.
User avatar #66 - mowgaycraft (01/07/2016) [-]
Is that second one Disney or something? **** I hear you can't even say the their name without them accusing you of theft.

Seriously though. They tested some pens, they didn't steal your brand you egotistical ****
User avatar #52 - djkrabs (01/07/2016) [-]
All cheese comps remind me of that movie 'Cast away to the moon'
User avatar #47 - iamkagji (01/07/2016) [-]
Normally all these ARE absolute ********* , but that second one's plausible. My sisters, to test out new art stuff, use various pre-made things to see how their marker/brush/whatever compares. It would still be attention whoring to post a test like that on social media, of course.
User avatar #38 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
I have bad news for the second one. You can print ANY picture you want on anything, until you don't make money for it (so making for yourself or for a friend as a gift is okay) you don't have to pay any royalties because there isn't any profit to pay royalties from. Not giving credit for the original artist is an asshole move though.
Once I found a nice picture on DevArt and asked the oroginal artist if i can make it into a T-shirt (for my own use) and upload it, ofc with credit to him. He said go ahead with the T-shirt part but politely asked me not to upload it for some reason which was okay instead of threatening me with royalties and **** if I dare to make it.
User avatar #67 to #38 - ronyx (01/07/2016) [-]
I believe it's on a shirt from forever 21 brand?
User avatar #37 - tittylovin (01/07/2016) [-]
**** I love these. Like concentrated BTFO injected straight into the bloodstream.
#35 - deathstare (01/07/2016) [-]
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On the subject for running the 4 minute mile: "it was prob more adrenaline and excitement from not doing anything for so long."

Oh, brilliant! You've done it! You've beat God's puzzle! It's the solution coaches were looking for the entire time! How stupid of us to think doing the thing repeatedly makes us better at it! We'll update our training regime thanks to you!

Step 1. Don't do anything for a long time.
Step 2. Do that thing you didn't do for so long.
Step 3. Let adrenaline and excitement pave your way.
Step 4. Laugh audibly at fools who actually trained.
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