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#5 - lordogames ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
Before
#6 to #5 - lordogames ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
After
User avatar #61 to #6 - Shadow Guardian ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
You got better lighting?
User avatar #64 to #61 - lordogames ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
I feel as though the after picture is a little more crazy looking me, but I feel ya.
User avatar #92 to #5 - solrosen (01/04/2016) [-]
Gordon?
User avatar #88 to #5 - lazycloud (01/04/2016) [-]
After: TWISTED ******* PsyChoPaTH!
#8 to #5 - lordogames ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
After injecting too much anime
#107 - digitalmasterx ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
before
#108 to #107 - digitalmasterx ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
after
User avatar #155 to #108 - rockamekishiko (01/04/2016) [-]
i'd shave that mustache, dude. Not because you look creepy or anything but because it kinda makes you look like Groucho Marx
#168 to #155 - digitalmasterx ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
havent heard that one before
User avatar #201 to #108 - atma (01/04/2016) [-]
you have a gorgeous smile
never forget that
#89 - doblade ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
Before FJ.
#90 to #89 - doblade ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
After FJ movie nights.
#124 - thejusticar (01/04/2016) [-]
I can honestly say funnyjunk completely destroyed my social life. Before i had a account, i had plenty of friends, i had a girlfriend and hung out in real life constantly. Nowadays ive lost contact with all of them, my gf broke up with me and i rarely leave the house. exception is the gym and the store but i can honestly say i wouldnt change it if i had the chance.
User avatar #144 to #124 - viscerys ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
Nope, that's on you.
User avatar #145 to #144 - thejusticar (01/04/2016) [-]
yeah i kinda realized that. guess im pretty dumb.
User avatar #148 to #145 - viscerys ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
You don't have to be dumb. Just get yo'self on track.

From what I've done so far (I started my new years resolutions to lose weight and go out more early, because I thought of it way before new years, and putting it off till then would have been a bad idea), it's actually quite easy, and insanely refreshing.
I've started walking about my town with no particular goal in mind, just to explore, and I've found a bunch of cafés and restaurants I'd like to take people, in addition to getting exercise from the walking I'm out for about 2-3 hours in the day, just wandering about, and it's never gotten old. Throw an audiobook on your phone, or a few of your favourite albums, and it's satisfying
I dunno how you stand on your own weight, but I'm overweight ****** , and I'm sick of it.

I fell out of my social circles as well, but I've recently started building new ones. Join a society or a club or something, and it's amazing how quickly you can make new friends, and you might even meet someone you click with.

Also, hobbies. I started drawing and playing guitar as a distraction from the girl I love, and they're the best two decisions I've ever made.

Just some **** I felt I could say to help someone else. The most important thing of all; we're humans. Our eyes point forwards, not backwards, so keep going on.
User avatar #149 to #148 - thejusticar (01/04/2016) [-]
well to be honest. im glad i lost contact with them. they were all the stoner type friends that just wanted to either smoke a bowl or get kicked out of stores at the mall. hell i got arrested for the first time because of them. after i got out, my gf dumped me and they just stopped talking to me all together. I started making new friends but im gonna cut away from them, because they have all either gone full sjw, or are edgy emos that just post about bvb and their pain all day. i have gained new hobbys and working out has increased myself confidence, but thats all i really do. i work out and mess around. theres really nothing else that seems fun anymore.
User avatar #150 to #149 - viscerys ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
Well hey, that's a positive. Keep going how you're going, and do what you feel makes happiest in this god-awful world.
User avatar #125 to #124 - velho (01/04/2016) [-]
I sounds that you completely destroyed your social life.
User avatar #34 - nanako (01/04/2016) [-]
i think you looked better without the beard
#41 to #34 - hankhillofthe [OP](01/04/2016) [-]
I dunno man, I kinda look like a paler Sheldon Cooper, though this was when I was like 16 so maybe my facial structure has matured a bit
#42 to #41 - hankhillofthe [OP](01/04/2016) [-]
And no beard with long hair just looks wrong to me
#43 to #42 - hankhillofthe [OP](01/04/2016) [-]
Though I'm not usually happy with what I see anyways
User avatar #52 to #43 - klina (01/04/2016) [-]
imo, your best look is either clean shave or, I think it might suit you to grow a goatee and a moustashe, that beckbeard you occasionally got is just god damn awful

awful

awful

User avatar #59 to #52 - hankhillofthe [OP](01/04/2016) [-]
Agreed, if I could just grow some lip hair it'd all be forgiven, but I can't. All I can grow is a pedo stache. So the neckbeard stays.
User avatar #146 to #59 - viscerys ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
Takes time, brah.

That said, my beard is ***** .
User avatar #67 to #59 - klina (01/04/2016) [-]
I don't think a great percentage of men have a naturally bushy facial hair

personally, I grow it to a point where the length is what I like it to be, and then just cut the longest ones when they go above that height

and I just wait for the retarded pedo hairs to catch up, takes me about 2 months to get it bushy
#123 to #43 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
Next lv autism
User avatar #113 to #42 - dailymurica (01/04/2016) [-]
Jesus christ,a teenage girl seeks less attention than you...
#141 to #42 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
Flower child?
#122 to #42 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
major faggot
#115 to #42 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
You look better with short hair, imo.
Shorter hair and no beard like your old photos looks alright.
User avatar #62 to #41 - sniffythebird ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
With the right hairstyle you could look like Cole Phelps
#180 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
Pandering to a ****** community like this is just embarrassing.
User avatar #185 - goodatlosing ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
I remember the days where the photo on your left was your facebook picture, and you solely posted lame philosophical posts. Things have changed
User avatar #194 to #185 - hankhillofthe [OP](01/04/2016) [-]
WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DO YOU REMEMBER THOSE DAYS
User avatar #229 to #194 - goodatlosing ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
I'm Kaleb
#151 - rambomanthree (01/04/2016) [-]
Everyone knows you cant get high off febreeze

least ******* be a real degenerate and huff computer duster
User avatar #114 - kavrick (01/04/2016) [-]
No offence but you have a hug ******* ego, all of your content involves you
User avatar #197 to #114 - hankhillofthe [OP](01/04/2016) [-]
I usually ignore comments like that, but I'm going to expect you to be able to understand since you're not an anon

The reason I'm in all my content is the same reason all of itsthetie's content are comics and philskimbosh's content is on omegle.

Because that's how I tell jokes and make humor.

I know every single person on this site that's not incredibly attractive is afraid to show their face, but just because I show my face a lot doesn't mean I'm looking for attention.

I make what I make to make people laugh, and the assumption that I'm attention-whoring is based completely on the inherent nature of a lot of my videos, not on any rational basis.

I'd personally love to do anything else if I had an idea and the means of realizing it, but for the most part all these short videos I make with my camera are what I know.

Just because a bunch of people know me on an irrelevant joke site doesn't mean it's gone to my head, and to assume so is to seek to blame before trying to understand.
User avatar #127 to #114 - thesunpraiser (01/04/2016) [-]
To be fair, people love him. Part of the reason he's in all of his content is because he's well-renowned.
User avatar #198 to #127 - hankhillofthe [OP](01/04/2016) [-]
If that's true it's a cool side effect, but not an intention.
#174 - vexaton ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
Oh what the hell why not
User avatar #221 - sphincterface (01/05/2016) [-]
Strangely enough, FJ has actually helped me be more social.

I just look at the way some people act and I decide not to act that way. :^)
#219 - Sunset (01/05/2016) [-]
how attention whore-y
User avatar #203 - langweilig (01/04/2016) [-]
why is this funny?
User avatar #135 - SirMartin (01/04/2016) [-]
I dear you to save for a amish beard
#131 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
You even have a neckbeard now!!!!
#121 - musqetoman (01/04/2016) [-]
**musqetoman used "*roll picture*"**
**musqetoman rolled image**That kid looks like he should be welcomed to the rice fields... mother ******
#119 - zmranger (01/04/2016) [-]
**zmranger used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**zmranger rolls 46**
OH **** , GUYS! Witness me! I'm gonna rolls dubs!
#120 to #119 - zmranger (01/04/2016) [-]
I'm sorry.
User avatar #118 - drastronomy (01/04/2016) [-]
I think its the neckbeard
User avatar #116 - goodadventures ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
uglyy both times
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