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#28 - zenthos (01/01/2016) [-]
That is a great idea.
User avatar #274 to #28 - cdsams (01/02/2016) [-]
Really? You can tell he's a brit of some flavor from his accent. IIRC, only in the good ol' USA does a FWC First World County have a ligitimate problem with native black people.
#232 to #28 - elementfall (01/02/2016) [-]
Go back to /pol/ pls
User avatar #35 to #28 - scowler (01/01/2016) [-]
Holy **** , that guys mouth is HUGE...
User avatar #86 to #35 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
TRAITOR!
User avatar #279 to #86 - scowler (01/02/2016) [-]
Yes, he is.
#207 to #28 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
"Your race and nation are at stake"
User avatar #85 to #31 - casinoer (01/02/2016) [-]
What happens in /pol/ stays in /pol/
User avatar #176 - payseht ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Or you can not silence and impose over someone's freedom of speech?

Unless it's your job to keep the city clean... then, sorry about the hand, m8
User avatar #177 to #176 - popeflatus (01/02/2016) [-]
This could be classified as setting a trap in a public place in which case it would be illegal.
User avatar #179 to #177 - payseht ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
yep
And the people setting the trap off could feel free to not silence their opponents and everyone would be happy, minus the cleaning crew

Yeah, I'm victim blaming
User avatar #180 to #179 - popeflatus (01/02/2016) [-]
Victim blaming? Better head of to SJW land then!
User avatar #183 to #180 - payseht ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
But they hate that. Going there would be the worst idea!
User avatar #38 - vivjames (01/01/2016) [-]
For your info

Engineering = thing that moves, an engine.


Architecture = thing that do not move, a architect.

User avatar #88 to #38 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
tsk tsk
User avatar #61 to #38 - gmarrox (01/02/2016) [-]
That is a gross oversimplification with numerous exceptions.
User avatar #51 to #38 - swimmingprodigy (01/02/2016) [-]
Civil engineering deals with infrastructure; buildings, bridges, tunnels, etc.
These things generally are not supposed to be moving
User avatar #278 to #51 - TheBobby (01/02/2016) [-]
technically buildings and bridges are supposed to move or else they would snap in half. Idk about tunnels though.
User avatar #282 to #278 - swimmingprodigy (01/02/2016) [-]
Ok technically yes very small amounts to be flexible because of wind shear, etc. I meant stuff like engines which have many moving parts
User avatar #289 to #282 - TheBobby (01/03/2016) [-]
Yeah I know what you mean. I'm just giving you a hard time.
User avatar #248 to #51 - vivjames (01/02/2016) [-]
But you use engines to build them.
User avatar #281 to #248 - swimmingprodigy (01/02/2016) [-]
In the cranes and stuff ya i guess, civil engineers still mainly deal with structural steel tho which doesnt have engines
User avatar #45 to #38 - Rei ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
But Engineers make bridges, not Architects
User avatar #89 to #45 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
That's my Rei! Hot AND smart!
User avatar #50 to #45 - swimmingprodigy (01/02/2016) [-]
actually both do. Architect does the pretty designs for how the building is going to look with the approximate materials to be used, the engineer has to calculate what exact size steel beam and cable to use so the bridge stays standing
User avatar #52 to #50 - Rei ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
nope here in Australia it's only Engineers. Only engineers build bridges
#280 to #52 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
That's not true. Thomas Tait was an architect who worked on the Sydney Harbour Bridge. The architecture practice Denton Corker Marshall designed the Bolte Bridge in Melbourne. Cox Rayner Architects worked on the Goodwill and Kurilpa Bridges in Brisbane. William Halford & Partners helped to design the Narrows Bridge in Perth. I'm sure there are others, but those are just the ones of which I know.

It likely comes down to whether or not whoever has commissioned the bridge wants an architect and can afford one on top of the engineers.

As for here in the States, swimmingprodigy said that there're always architects on large bridge projects. I don't think that's entirely true, but I have no hands-on experience with bridge projects. (I'm a mechanical engineer. The last time I had anything to do with designing bridges was during my time in school). One bridge that might be an exception that I know of is the Seven Mile Bridge in Florida. It was designed by Figg & Muller Engineers, though I would be surprised if such a firm didn't employ at least a few architects.

Ultimately, architects can be useful, but they're not necessary. If an engineer on the team happens to have a creative streak and some artistic talent (which a surprising number of engineers I know do, despite the stereotype), then the architect can quickly become unnecessary.
User avatar #53 to #52 - swimmingprodigy (01/02/2016) [-]
So where do the engineers get the design plans from?
User avatar #54 to #53 - Rei ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
the engineers design the bridges themselves.
User avatar #55 to #54 - swimmingprodigy (01/02/2016) [-]
Thats very weird. Here in America there's always an architectural firm on a big project, especially a bridge. I know because I'm a civil engineering student
User avatar #56 to #55 - Rei ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
In Australia new bridges tend to be designed to be practical only, looks aren't really considered
User avatar #57 to #56 - swimmingprodigy (01/02/2016) [-]
alright if you say so. That's still kind of weird imo but oh well
User avatar #58 to #57 - Rei ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
I think the american way is weird
User avatar #59 to #58 - swimmingprodigy (01/02/2016) [-]
we just dont want our poor architects to be out of jobs I guess.

>mfw the average architect makes 60% of what the average engineer does for similar work

User avatar #62 to #59 - brobathehutt (01/02/2016) [-]
Architects are like art majors except able to do math. So it's a real job you can respect, but still not as good as an engineer.
User avatar #64 to #62 - swimmingprodigy (01/02/2016) [-]
Thats why Im studying engineering. But I'm bad at math. Which is why Im in my 4th year and still a lower junior in terms of credits. Gonna take me 6 years to finish my bachelor's smh
User avatar #65 to #64 - brobathehutt (01/02/2016) [-]
Honestly engineers who go to good schools often take 5 years because good universities will load you up with hard classes because they know there isn't a time limit and its more important that you learn everything you need to know, not to mention all the labs you need to do.
User avatar #67 to #65 - swimmingprodigy (01/02/2016) [-]
Ok that made me feel better because I was under the impression that everyone everywhere else gets their degree in 4 years except at my school where we all seem to be on at least a 4.5 year curriculum. Im already late in the game because I failed statics and mechanics of materials once each and had to retake. Didn't even fail with an F, but my school has a C minimum to pass (idk how common that is but I feel it certainly makes things harder. I got a ******* C- in statics)
User avatar #68 to #67 - brobathehutt (01/02/2016) [-]
What school do you go to? Even UT in Austin doesn't require a C to pass, and UT is one of the best schools in the country.
User avatar #117 to #68 - tealcanaan (01/02/2016) [-]
>best
Maybe for petroleum, and they're falling behind on all engineering fields in favor for more "diversified" liberal arts crap.

>opencarrydildos.png

maybe I'm just a butthurt tech alumni
User avatar #118 to #117 - brobathehutt (01/02/2016) [-]
Still ranked within top 10 in the nation, in the country with the best engineering colleges in the world. Definitely still doing good, the biomedical engineering department is doing really good right now, and the electrical engineering departments still as good as ever.
User avatar #119 to #118 - tealcanaan (01/02/2016) [-]
Just saying, look at where the expansions and endowments are going.
User avatar #121 to #119 - brobathehutt (01/02/2016) [-]
Yeah I know useless liberal arts majors are wasting money while wasting oxygen. An imrpessive talent, really.
User avatar #122 to #121 - tealcanaan (01/02/2016) [-]
They're the reason for the trillion dollar loan debt restricting our economic growth and all the bernout supporters. Glad I'm done with that and working now. Even though Tech is pretty conservative, you'd still get hints of the crap
User avatar #69 to #68 - swimmingprodigy (01/02/2016) [-]
I doubt youve heard of it; the Grove School of Engineering at the City College of New York
User avatar #71 to #69 - brobathehutt (01/02/2016) [-]
Hrm, well the name is unfamiliar to me. Either way best of luck finishing up the degree.
User avatar #73 to #71 - swimmingprodigy (01/02/2016) [-]
Thanks. I'm not too worried about it anyway, even if the engineering thing doesnt work out I'll always have money. I've gotten into daytrading penny stocks recently and the money racks up really really quick. I've made 850 bucks in the past 2 days and that was only risking very little amounts (2000-2500 dollars per trade). I can only do 3 trades per week though because of a stupid law. Once I get 25k in my account I'm past the limit for that stupid law that limits the amount of trades i can do and then I can afford to start risking 5k+ per trade and trading multiple times every day. I'll easily be making 500+ bucks per day.
#12 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
You dislike people who want nothing more than to destroy western civilisation? You're a fascist!!!
#140 to #12 - goodername (01/02/2016) [-]
You would think that 1.6 billion Muslims who want nothing more that to destroy western civilization would have, you know, destroyed western civilization by now.
User avatar #174 to #140 - popeflatus (01/02/2016) [-]
No, we would have destroyed them if they attempted it.
#18 to #12 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
Statistically, a non muslim will likely be the one getting cut, and now all they've done is make people who don't want unchecked mass immigration look bad. So basically the winners here are the extremists.
User avatar #40 to #18 - severepwner (01/01/2016) [-]
Solution. Don't take down the poster asshat. The razorblades ar ea punishment for attempting to restrict freedom of speech.
User avatar #42 to #40 - adrilazzaro ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
well chances area no posters of any kind are allowed on private or public property with out the city's consent. some pensioned city worker is probably paid **** to clean up everything and wether he likes islam or not he's the one getting hurt
#242 to #40 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
I doubt you would say same thing if a Muslim used the same poster with the same technique, but it said something like " **** Germany, they're facists and nazis"
User avatar #15 to #12 - alfonshister ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
anon generalizing everything again. Good job!
#186 - deutschblut (01/02/2016) [-]
The only reason they are here is because the jews told them "free money in Jewmoney, come one come all!"

Their kids will work in German factories.

Arabs are our friends.

And we should unite against the common enemy.
#203 to #186 - fatsigurd (01/02/2016) [-]
GIF
just go back to /pol/
User avatar #209 to #203 - deutschblut (01/02/2016) [-]
Translation?
#214 to #209 - fatsigurd (01/02/2016) [-]
gehen Sie einfach zurück nach /pol/
#226 to #214 - mytwocents (01/02/2016) [-]
too bad the majotity of mentaly sane people is AGAINST islam in europe, m8.

und das monster merkel wird sowieso bald gestuerzt.
User avatar #238 to #226 - fatsigurd (01/02/2016) [-]
are you stupid?
the guy was talking about how we need to unite with the Muslims against the Jews
User avatar #265 to #214 - scorcho (01/02/2016) [-]
he is a Filipino, he doesn't speak or understand german.
massive wannabe, basically.
User avatar #223 to #214 - deutschblut (01/02/2016) [-]
Of "/pol/" you retard...
#148 - goodername (01/02/2016) [-]
-Fastens tin foil hat real quick.

For some reason this whole thing just seems like ******** to me. This seems like a false flag to make Muslims appear more persecuted than they actually are, much in the same way that feminists like Briana Wu faked death threats to make Gamergate look like a hate movement.

-Removes tin foil hat.
User avatar #157 to #148 - herecomesjohnny (01/02/2016) [-]
no, in europe there are some people that reaaaaallly hate muslims.
#159 to #157 - pjers ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Well you can't call them racists, muslim not being a race, so it's basically like reaaaaallly hating nazis.
#227 to #159 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
That's son, is why we call them facists
#230 to #227 - pjers ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Ahh, both the muslims & these razor-planters are petulant pugnacious pricks & their persistent power-mad punch-ups are really pissing me off.
User avatar #160 to #159 - herecomesjohnny (01/02/2016) [-]
i didn't say racists, mayne
#162 to #160 - pjers ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
I drew parallels, wasn't putting words in your mouth.
User avatar #163 to #162 - herecomesjohnny (01/02/2016) [-]
stop drawing parallels and start drawing something useful like porn
#164 to #163 - pjers ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
User avatar #192 to #164 - cognosceteipsum (01/02/2016) [-]
Source
#193 to #192 - pjers ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
teh interwebs
sorry man I've had it for years
it might even be from funnyjunk
User avatar #165 to #164 - herecomesjohnny (01/02/2016) [-]
that ass could feed africa
#158 to #157 - goodername (01/02/2016) [-]
I am sure that there are many people who would curb stomp a Muslim if they could get away with it and I fully agree that there is a strong anti Muslim presence in Europe. But for whatever reason, this specific thing is setting off my ******** radar. I put on my metaphorical tin foil hat because I know that I don't have any substantial reasons to believe this is fake, but I still do.
User avatar #161 to #158 - herecomesjohnny (01/02/2016) [-]
hey, if we live in a world where people put anthrax in envelopes, razorblades on stickers doesn't surprise me
User avatar #149 - hurpfry (01/02/2016) [-]
Well... what type of idiot would try and tear something down from top to bottom? It obviously starts at the side
User avatar #37 - xalenes (01/01/2016) [-]
how is it supposed to cut your hand up?
User avatar #32 - ericr (01/01/2016) [-]
When leaders of multiple nations deliberately fail to secure their nations sovereignty what we have is a global conspiracy with a centralized architecture. CFR
User avatar #33 to #32 - ericr (01/01/2016) [-]
Don't ask why. Know why. www.cfr.org/about/mission.html
#29 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
User avatar #36 - klina (01/01/2016) [-]
imma do this
User avatar #90 to #36 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
plz and post on fj
#44 to #36 - sinjection (01/02/2016) [-]
or don't
#115 - fedexman (01/02/2016) [-]
If some teenage fascist is doing it, what a cunt, if kebabs are doing it to for more refugee sympathy I really wouldn't be surprised
User avatar #91 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
M-More like SYRIAN engineering!


AMIRITE GUISE? LOL xD
User avatar #93 to #91 - ohemgeezus [OP](01/02/2016) [-]
LMAO!!!
User avatar #269 - cockassunited (01/02/2016) [-]
>Tearing down posters of people you disagree with
>They're the fascist

Lolno
#253 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
>HURRR YOU DISLIKE A RELIGION THAT HAS CAUSED DEATH, SUFFERING AND TAKES A DAILY **** ON HUMAN RIGHTS THEREFORE YOU ARE FASCIST
#296 - anon (22 hours ago) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**how else would you remove it if you dont just peel it off? (like in picture)
User avatar #295 - thunderfap (01/08/2016) [-]
I feel like there's a "you see ivan" type joke to be made here, but I'm not the man to put it together.
#275 - velcromancer (01/02/2016) [-]
I saw the middle image many years ago. Someone likely necroed it recently because of the refugee situation is my guess. If you do a reverse image search and narrow down the date range, you see a lot of results in 2012 with the Islam text and then more from like 2007 and 2005 on Russian sites without any added text. Nothing to do with the most recent swarms of refugees.

The stickers also say "keine chance" meaning "no chance" in German. I see no other text on there at all linking it to Islam in any way.

Now to keep you straight, I do hate Islam, but let's avoid jumping off the deep end without fact checking.
User avatar #270 - gider (01/02/2016) [-]
"Some facsist in Germany"

Guess what Hitler thought of Islam
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