thank man you do bes

Merry CrystalMeth.

WOOHOO!! FREE **** !!!

Merry Christmas you glorious ************

man u knw how i like it

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i hope i win, i never win these

I would like some rpg-like game. Nothing specific, but it would be nice to win something for free,apart from cancer, for a change.

Praise be to the man who saved Christmas!

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Lemme tell you a story around christmas time my senior year in high school about the 1 girl I actually thought I could possibly end up marrying. We'll call her Tiffany for now.

So, around new years, my mom decided not to go out in order to chill with me and my 5 year old sister at the time. I was kinda bored and said, "Hey, my girlfriend is mexican and her family throws ******* BANGERS for their family every weekend and New Years is probably not going to be an exception." I called her up and I asked her if I could spend the night over her house because my mom isn't doing anything and I lived 2 blocks away from her. She said, "I don't know if my family would allow that." As soon as she said that her mom took her phone and said, "WHO'S THIS?!" I said, "I'm Tiffany's boyfriend. Is this her mom?"
"YEAH IT'S HER MOM! WHAT'S GOING ON?! COME ON OVER WE HAVE TOO MUCH ALCOHOL!"
She gave the phone back to Tiffany, "Well... I guess you can come over."

SO I decided to go over. I got there and had a couple of drinks, joked around in spanish with her family kissed her a couple of times outside. I was kinda buzzed when her mom came up and told me, "Oceanfrank I'll strike you a deal. If you can beat me in a game of shots, I'll give you permission to marry my daughter, Tiffany." I sat there bewildered as **** at the bet she just put onto me.
"Alright then, I'll take that bet." I said
So we sat at a table and started going at it with some insane like 150 proof tequila. Around the 13th shot, she couldn't drink the shot because she told me if she did she'd immediately throw up. I took her and my shot and drank it without hesitation. I looked at Tiffany and said, "Guess I have permission to marry you now."

The rest of the night I have no ******* clue what happened. I'm pretty sure I ****** Tiffany in her room because I woke up with my boxers half off and Tiffany had no bra on. I also woke up still drunk as **** . Threw up out the window (I drove by later and saw one of her uncles cleaning up the side of the house), brushed my teeth, threw the toothbrush out, kissed my then girlfriend goodbye and went home hopefully without anyone noticing how ********* I still was and went to bed.

I miss her sometimes, but who cares man, steam games > bitches.

Friendly reminder that I have literally NO idea how to respond when people try to give me things, so if I do end up winning anything in this, you'd had best be prepared for me to go full spaghetti all over your computer.

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This is amazing

**** tier christmas last year

**** tier christmas this year

I just want to be happy, man

games pls