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User avatar #24 - brobafett ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
Levvy isn't that far off, JJ puts just a little too much comic relief in these movies.
User avatar #75 to #24 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
I thought that, too, but it wasn't enough to bother me, and I really liked that stormtrooper scene.
User avatar #9 - slaebaschard (12/23/2015) [-]
ah,yeah, those guys are screwed. i can't imagine they didn't find out, who were on patrol at that time. (this and many more poor jokes in a 200.000.000$-worth-production. audience has probably ADHD, so they won't listen up, if we don't put a joke every 5 minutes... or a self-aware droid spinning 'round 'n **** )
User avatar #16 to #9 - buddywuggle (12/23/2015) [-]
It is going to have kids in the audience, and that means if they can hook kids to the star wars hype train, they will. The new generations have a different sense of humor, that doesn't make it bad.
User avatar #18 to #16 - slaebaschard (12/23/2015) [-]
not directly bad, no, but questionable for me, when it happens at the amount i've seen.
seems lazy to me, causes cheap emotions
User avatar #286 - sedativechunk (12/24/2015) [-]
This was arguably the best scene in the movie.
User avatar #300 to #286 - holycrapimacupcake (12/24/2015) [-]
"And I'll drop my blaster."
User avatar #253 - theavatar (12/24/2015) [-]
So maybe mager spoiler not story related but still dont want any one bitching also want to talk about star wars but didnt want to because spoilig it for anyone. so any one else think ray is the daughter of Han Solo, and Liea
User avatar #256 to #253 - durkadurka (12/24/2015) [-]
Maybe. But why would they just leave her on that planet?
User avatar #263 to #256 - BossTamsy (12/24/2015) [-]
I have a theory, but part of it speculates on Kylo Ren's age... If he had already gone dark around the time Rey was born, perhaps Han and leia didn't want her being captured/corrupted by him. The only way they could protect her was to send her to the most remote, barren planet they could find...?
User avatar #307 to #263 - theavatar (12/24/2015) [-]
woops wrong commnt cantfindusername
User avatar #305 to #263 - theavatar (12/24/2015) [-]
Well the same with splitting luke and liea. Her "brother" killed the new jedis also han and laie did say they pushed him a away real earlier.
User avatar #269 to #263 - durkadurka (12/24/2015) [-]
That's a good thought. It'd make sense. But like you say, Kylo Ren would have to be significantly older than her.
User avatar #268 to #263 - kibbleking (12/24/2015) [-]
Which would be tattooine, but you can't have a cool 'inside a crashed star destroyer' scene because of those goddamn jawas.
User avatar #301 to #253 - cantfindausername ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
I'm speculating that she's Luke's daughter because of the monologue that was in the trailer with Rey being so adept with the Force .
User avatar #309 to #301 - theavatar (12/24/2015) [-]
that makes sense also because the lightsaber calls to her and its sorta a family air loom. and how Ren says it bolongs to him
User avatar #311 to #309 - cantfindausername ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
heirloom*
But if what I speculate is true, we'd have to figure out why Rey was on Jakku, and who she was waiting for .
Honestly, I just want to know where Rey comes from. She's skilled in many things, and I want to know why.
User avatar #304 to #253 - guitarassassin ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
I'm kinda hoping she's really Luke Skywalker's daughter. Her vision when coming across Luke's lightsaber would have more significance storywise that way.
User avatar #271 - kibbleking (12/24/2015) [-]
I need more phasma rule 34.
User avatar #254 - theavatar (12/24/2015) [-]
also what that ****** did........
#129 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
>Be me
>first order storm trooper
>hear about these rebels trying to harm the empire
>allofmywut.jpg
> ******* terrorists, I bet it's the sand people
>ask my jedi boss Kylo Ren what we plan to do about it
>He kills his father, Han Solo and that spoils it for you faggots

thats what you gget for watching a movie starring a ******
#137 to #129 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
I lul'd
User avatar #202 to #129 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
>Spoils it for you faggots
>Thats what you gget for watching a movie starring a ******

Pssst, hey retard, the people that watched it don't give a free-flying **** if you spoil it.
User avatar #126 - phisko (12/23/2015) [-]
I really liked Kylo Ren as the bad guy
Like Darth Vader: Teenage Rebellion edition
User avatar #183 to #126 - bulwark (12/23/2015) [-]
Looked like some Star Wars alternate time version of Snape
#326 - themarineelite (12/24/2015) [-]
Okay after seeing it, It really felt like A New Hope 2. Not saying it's bad, but it just felt unoriginal.
#293 - murrlogic ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
Kylo Ren was a ******* sperg. Imagine if a pepe green text story was a character in a Star Wars movie

> ******* FINN CUCKING ME FOR THAT QT DESERT TRASH
>THAT BITCH WON'T GIVE ME MY ******* MAP
>DAD IS A ******* NORMIE WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE SITH ISN'T "A PHASE"
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Literally the whole movie. His actor looks like he could shoot up a school.
User avatar #306 to #293 - guitarassassin ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
In all honesty, I can seriously imagine that this was how Vader was at that age after turning to the dark side. Though he was more skilled at fighting obviously.
User avatar #314 to #293 - gittons (12/24/2015) [-]
dunno why but in every ******* star wars thing the sith and the dark side are always shown
as these immature as **** emo edge lords who will just kill ******* anything and anybody even
if that is the wrong thing to do,
i tried the star wars mmo and the entire dark side was just stupid, throwing away everything
for no reason.
i know the dark side relies on emotions for power but come the **** on.
#354 to #314 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
Well that's ...kind of what the dark side is. it turns people into little **** lords. it take a while for that whiny bitchiness to mature into evil overlord stuff. I'm not making excuses for the ****** sith in the movie though.
User avatar #109 - fjsknight (12/23/2015) [-]
I really didn't enjoy the new movies. It was just so disappointing.
User avatar #363 - jzwangpk (12/24/2015) [-]
>degree's

Literally how hard is it to use apostrophes correctly?
#357 - fatbasturd (12/24/2015) [-]
GIF
**fatbasturd used "*roll picture*"**
**fatbasturd rolled image** starting to see this pic evertime I try skip the next pic thinking about unliking it but I can never not like Star Wars
User avatar #352 - supremetaco (12/24/2015) [-]
I saw this post, didn't get it, watched the movie and just came back, laughed my ass off
User avatar #351 - insanemanoo (12/24/2015) [-]
POSSIBLE SPOILERS HERE: So, I just saw Episode VII today, and not knowing anything about the expanded universe as to what canonically went on between Episode VI and VII may have hurt me because while I enjoyed the movie, Kylo Ren just hit a bit of a sour note with me. He seems more like a whiny edgy teenager with daddy (and grandaddy) issues than a supreme villain. Sitting in the theater, I could imagine him as a 12 year old, sitting in his room cutting himself while Han and Leia took the rest of the kids to go visit Uncle Luke and play Jedi with him.
#355 to #351 - IamPinhead (12/24/2015) [-]
Angry, hurt and confused form the pre-Sith trifecta. Most Sith were probably edgy and awful once.
User avatar #359 to #355 - insanemanoo (12/24/2015) [-]
True, but at least Anakin's reason for turning to the Dark Side was a bit more fleshed out and on-screen. He was scared for Padme's life, hurt by the way he was looked down on by the Jedi, and confused as to whether he should put the Jedi or the govenrment first. With Kylo Ren, all we know is that Han wasn't the best dad so Ben went off and started trying to live up to a villain that Darth Vader would've been proud of....except that doesn't make much sense to me because wouldn't he know that Anakin Skywalker turned back to the light before dying? I feel like that's something that Leia and/or Han would've told him about his Grandfather, and not just made him out to be Darth Vader, this horrible Sith lord that a villain should aspire to be like.....but again, this is where my ignorance of the extended universe may be hindering me.
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User avatar #295 - alalalalal (12/24/2015) [-]
I honestly hope they dont do that whole "Oh hey im the big edgy bad guy and i hope that someone can turn me to the light side" with ren
User avatar #294 - SuperWeapons (12/24/2015) [-]
After having read all the expanded universe books several years ago, this movie disappointed me.
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