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are you okay with your work just being reposted?
are you okay with your work just being reposted?
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courteousspammer (12/19/2015) [-]
Hey guys i don't wanna ruin your day so I'm just gonna put this behind a spoiler.
Sorry in advance!
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
Sorry in advance!
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
Looks like you made your way to reddit gearboy
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Thats why I gave up on CS. people who've been playing since it's release back in the 90's know the maps better than the back of the hand. Auto aim is a crutch to them since they shoot you in cracks a pixel wide and you're behind a solid wall. It's not fun when you're dead the second the match starts.
for those non-Russian speaking faggots - ублюдок is pronounced as ubludok (ubl-you-dak) where u is pronounced like oo in the word soon, but make that oo sound half long. This part (лю) is pronounced a little bit weird as well, in L-you, the letter L is not like a strong L sound but a bit softer (I have no idea what example should I put, I think there's not a single word in English where you have a sound like this) The word itself means - ****** .
Nope, in the word ублюдок the л (L) is pronounced differently. In English, you just say EL and the sound of the letter is kind of strong. In russian you pronounce L very softly. You could try adding L sound and YOU sound (лю) together, not making it l-you, but pronouncing it very fast without a pause in-between them. For anyone that's interested in pronouncing that **** correctly, just google it, it's really hard to explain like this.
Nu vot na angliskom takogo slovo netu, gde L bil bi mjagkim.
Hey GEARBOY
This was actually good man, great work.
I didn't see you made this but the entire time going through it I felt like I had seen that art style before and I couldn't figure out why.
I scrolled back up and it's you, I didn't expect this kind of humor, let alone quality, to come out of you. 9/10 keep it up
This was actually good man, great work.
I didn't see you made this but the entire time going through it I felt like I had seen that art style before and I couldn't figure out why.
I scrolled back up and it's you, I didn't expect this kind of humor, let alone quality, to come out of you. 9/10 keep it up
#50 to #40
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melllvinnn (12/18/2015) [-]
Agreed
This comic is planetside 2 not CSGO
Oh, you're going solo as infiltrator and you're gonna get the enemy from far behind with your parallax? Nope get sniped by a RAMS .50M
You're now going engineer? To repair **** and use your turret? Get sniped by literally any sniper while repairing or using the turret. If you're not sniped you get run over by teammates while repairing their vehicle.
Oh, you're gonna go MAX and soak up any damage given to you?
Get spotted by an infiltrator, assist killed by a lightning using the L100 Python AP and get killed by an NS-AM7 Archer
You wanna go literally any other class? Too bad get shot by a random infiltrator
This comic is planetside 2 not CSGO
Oh, you're going solo as infiltrator and you're gonna get the enemy from far behind with your parallax? Nope get sniped by a RAMS .50M
You're now going engineer? To repair **** and use your turret? Get sniped by literally any sniper while repairing or using the turret. If you're not sniped you get run over by teammates while repairing their vehicle.
Oh, you're gonna go MAX and soak up any damage given to you?
Get spotted by an infiltrator, assist killed by a lightning using the L100 Python AP and get killed by an NS-AM7 Archer
You wanna go literally any other class? Too bad get shot by a random infiltrator
#70 to #50
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virtualsloth (12/18/2015) [-]
And this is why games that have an insane amount of players in a small area just don't work that well.
Except when you STACK LIKE CRAP GO MILLER WOO EMEREKT 92-0
Except when you STACK LIKE CRAP GO MILLER WOO EMEREKT 92-0
>small space
planetside 2 is huge.
people just choose to be bunched up together. You don't have to be in those huge 96+ vs 96+ battles but if you aren't, the game is pretty uneventful and boring.
planetside 2 is huge.
people just choose to be bunched up together. You don't have to be in those huge 96+ vs 96+ battles but if you aren't, the game is pretty uneventful and boring.
#234 to #233
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virtualsloth (12/21/2015) [-]
Oh believe me I know. Back when cont caps were 2000 players, I was there to witness Skydock battles everytime.
You don't know pain until you pay in a consistent 7 second lag.
You don't know pain until you pay in a consistent 7 second lag.
#54
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lordraine (12/18/2015) [-]
I'll let you in on a secret, child.
They're all aimbotting. That's what happens when you're the only one playing fair.
They're all aimbotting. That's what happens when you're the only one playing fair.
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anon (12/18/2015) [-]
>aztec
>sg 553 on ct side
>no helmvest
>dual glocks
Call of Strike : Global Warfare?
>sg 553 on ct side
>no helmvest
>dual glocks
Call of Strike : Global Warfare?