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User avatar #11 - gastrofizzy ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
Here in the grand state of Texas we don't give a **** .
When it was iced over for a week and the fast food places had ran out of sauce we were still driving to the store for slabs of bacon.
**** , the national weather alerts here are just annoying, and mostly an inconvenience to our radio listening.
#155 to #11 - stonetomcat (12/15/2015) [-]
Florida's pretty ****** up, too
You can have water up to your ankles every week, if it's spring/fall. Every day, you feel as though you're drowning in the air. I can take heat, but you never get used to humidity. A hurricane is just a slightly stronger drizzle. Whenever the news talks about floods in other states, we laugh because that happens every week here.

"Sunshine State" my ass.
#172 to #155 - woofstep (12/15/2015) [-]
Florida mentioned, swell with kayaking on the roads during the rainy season and waking up to 84 degree weather in winter.
User avatar #13 to #11 - Greevon (12/15/2015) [-]
Well yeah. If we cared about every disaster here in Texas, we'd never go to work or anything.

"What's that alert for, Bob?"
"Oh, just another tornado headed right for the office. Guess I'll take a longer lunch than normal."
#210 - powerlesscheese (12/15/2015) [-]
I live in Indiana. can confirm we are scarred ******** of snow
User avatar #236 to #210 - cookiecoketwo (12/16/2015) [-]
Indiana faggot here as well.

Our corn will protect us.
User avatar #240 to #236 - elcreepo (12/16/2015) [-]
But I thought the corn season was over and all the corn's dead
User avatar #242 to #240 - cookiecoketwo (12/16/2015) [-]
Every night we Pay. To the corn gods.

We need to sacrifice a pound of corn for good weather.
User avatar #243 to #242 - cookiecoketwo (12/16/2015) [-]
Pray*
#190 - lolmanchan (12/15/2015) [-]
"Some cranberry juice brand."

Bitch that is Simply Mixed Berry and it's the ******* nectar of the gods.
User avatar #191 to #190 - weinerdick (12/15/2015) [-]
*EXPENSIVE cranberry juice brand
#115 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
They bought all the bottled water to survive a blizzard? .....they do know what snow and ice is made from right?
#109 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
SCURVY
#74 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
Frozen entres - no power .
#123 to #74 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
Blizzard
User avatar #65 - megamolester (12/15/2015) [-]
IDK man, I'd rather take a swing by the vegetable and fruit isle instead of buying that overpriced pre-made salad.
User avatar #54 - theJackal (12/15/2015) [-]
Thought this was gonna be a fallout joke, but wow
User avatar #144 - kyoutu (12/15/2015) [-]
All the salad is in bags?
Is nothing fresh in America?
User avatar #174 to #144 - hadrian (12/15/2015) [-]
It's a convenience thing. All of the ingredients for salads are available separate and fresh as well.
#156 to #144 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
the average american store produce section is probably larger than your entire 3rd world countries store.
User avatar #178 to #156 - kyoutu (12/15/2015) [-]
Quality > Quantity.
User avatar #204 to #178 - GeneralLeeInsane (12/15/2015) [-]
To the consumer, yes.
To the corporation, quality means more cost, extra expense when fixing or adjusting issues, etc.
Thus, for the purposes of being avaricious, quantity > quality. Remember, spray and pray, not point and shoot.
User avatar #208 to #204 - kyoutu (12/15/2015) [-]
That's painfully obvious. The discussion was targetted at the consumers needs and their access to quality goods. All the dribble you just said doesn't make what I said any less valid.

I have no idea what point you were trying to make.

User avatar #207 - thegreenbutton (12/15/2015) [-]
Of course there is salad left. Its America.
#229 to #207 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
>le obligatory amerika iz fat joek xdddd

Maybe it's because salad is expensive and doesn't offer many calories, eurofaggot.
User avatar #230 to #229 - thegreenbutton (12/16/2015) [-]
>Angry 300+ lbs beta posting rage in anon
If Salad is expensive then maybe you should be bettering yourself instead of hiding yourself not only behind a screen but in name too.
#149 - shabeetus (12/15/2015) [-]
Well, If I were to pick food that gave me the most energy and calories in case I become stranded in my home, I would avoid salad. You wouldn't know that if you were retarded though ¯_(ツ)_/¯
User avatar #241 - heartbleed ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
I live in Vancouver Canada and I don't think there's been a blizzard here as long as I've lived here.
User avatar #239 - elcreepo (12/16/2015) [-]
When a blizzard hits in my area New England, pretty frequently actually. Thank god I'm connected to the town's emergency grid. My power didn't go out when a ******* hurricane directly hit my state. people buy out important **** like generators, water, rock salt, batteries... if it's going to be really bad some people take it as an opportunity to bulk up on canned food, but most people have respectable pantries already.

With water, if your power goes out and you don't have containers to put it in, you're ****** . Also town water that's been sitting in a milk jug for a day usually tastes like a fat man's armpit. That's why people bulk up on it.

But what good is milk, meat and frozen dinners when your POWER is out and you're trapped in your home?
#233 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
lived in indianapolis all my life, and I honestly say or weather is a gay guy having a hard time deciding what he wants to wear today.
"maybe ill be col- no i was cold yesterday..."
#232 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
well at least they aren't stupid enough to buy pre-made salads
#231 - cryoutloud ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
There is a what going on??
User avatar #223 - qnamanmanga (12/16/2015) [-]
Why you acts so paranoid?
#228 to #223 - jasperthefennec (12/16/2015) [-]
Preparing for natural disaster is being paranoid?

Let me know how you get along after being trapped in your home for 2 weeks without food or water.
#221 - ashderf (12/16/2015) [-]
Indiana fag here. Live in the country. I hate raw lettuce. Love salad.

My salad:

Lettuce
Spinach
Carrots
Bacon bits
Chicken
Eggs
Croutons
Cheese
Drown it in Ranch
User avatar #206 - youreminenow (12/15/2015) [-]
This is about true.
User avatar #198 - mondominiman (12/15/2015) [-]
I live in the Pacific Northwest and I've never experienced anything crazy like that here
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