Hey man, we're friends and stuff, be nice

I am being nice.

If nobody points out this problem,
you guys will still be busy fantasizing about dick-chicks into your 40's.
Go gay or get it together.

But I am bi, soooo, not lying to myself.

Tito bringing the flaming heat of the truth

at least we dont look like a hawaiian jew

I guess saying "tfw no gf" for 5 straight years could do that to a man.

Luckily I learned a thing called "self improvement" and "staying off 4chan".
It does wonders...Like getting you a gf.

Let's see how many people I will piss off with this splash of cold reality.
After all, even Hawaii has its cool seasons.

"Wisdom" is only praised when it agrees with one's dogma, and becomes 'nonsense' when it doesn't.

Let the red thumbs flow, let the hidealls begin. I could give less of a damn.
See no evil, hear no evil, right?

tito giving heat.

i like this sight.

I'd give you some heat if you know what I mean

Smug people are my fetish.

I like not having a gf.
You dont have to spend money on a bitch that'll dump you on your ass after breaking your **** .
I know a guy whose ex-wife got custody of his farm and sent his cow he treated like a dog or cat to the slaughterhouse.
Not gonna pink pinkie you.

That's why I'm building a robot right now.
i don't want to fantasize.
I'm building my own ****** Kuratas in my back yard out of junky barely functional hydraulics from my old job. My boss and I are on good terms, so he lets me have whatever junk he replaces from his customers for 100$ a pop.

Don't have to get a gf.
Just **** man, if you're gonna crave dicks go bi or something.
It's not worth fantasizing about it when you could ask a gay dude to crossdress for you.
The power of makeup is horrifying.

Shieeet.
Good **** man.
I give up. I am no match for tito.
but no if i had the opportunity and the guy wasn't **** ugly or had some STD id be fine with letting him **** me or vice versa

I haven't even begun assembling it yet....
I'm just hoarding the parts that fit my requirements. It takes ages for a good cylinder to come by.....

I dont watch much anime, so are you building a ******** robot or a combat one

And no, not from Aeroquip.
Those faggots overcharge.

Do you know where I could find a GH-781-2 high pressure hydraulic hose, about two feet long, for maybe less than 40 bucks? I'm on a budget.

Im not big on building, but maybe a MSS? If you dont have one mear you, maybe ask around construction sites? Or, yknow, take one.
But seriously, I bet a Military surplus store would have some. What is the purpose of those, anyway? Honestly asking.

To power the legs for rising and lowering, but will be powered by two scooter engines for movement. It's basically a four-wheeled "tank" made from aliminium with four wheeled legs that can be raised and lowered simultaneously either in order to gain stability or gain height.
That's about as far as I got into the schematic.
Nothing's built yet.

Keep quiet about it because idk how long this is going to take.

Sorry if anything I say is stupid as hell or obvious.
Have you tried a dump, a mechanic's shop, or any abandoned power plants if there are any near you?

Well... my old job was a hydraulic mechanic, but my boss lets me have his trash parts.

A sports mech.
It's going to be a low-profile quadrupedal that looks more like an ATV with arms, a blocky cockpit, and a little camera for a head.

Idk if I'll go through with building it, but man... the parts aren't coming in quickly enough.

Honestly, I ain't even mad. The truth can be harsh, but I would rather have that over a beautiful lie any day.

Be the hero.
Get it done.
Get the girl.
Get it over with.
Get legendary status.

Estrogen?

I knew I recognized it.

Well... it is in a way.

"at birth" "10 week fetus"

It uh, is like a tiny penis

They're also the same structure just in general.
Well, the penis head at least.
They both grow from the same base, the base being something more closely resembling a clit.

so r u <3

Why are you hitting on me?

It's red

Wait...it changes after every comment

Might just be local to the pic itself, the newspaper says "Pandemonium gang", and the one of the guys has a "P" stiched onto the jacket.