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Nah I'm not that fun, my old buddies from High School are though. Hang out with all of us and you'll have the only good time you'll find around here.
I once spent 8 hours through the night cleaning an apartment for my roommates. I'm a ******* awesome roommate.
I once spent 8 hours through the night cleaning an apartment for my roommates. I'm a ******* awesome roommate.
I think this video would have been 10x better if we had swedish meal time at the end screaming MJOLK!!!
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anon (09/22/2015) [-]
Hi there Funnyjunk, I need you guys.
Today, my girlfriend of 1.5 years broke up with me this morning. She said she just didn't feel the same anymore. Even though I still lover her dearly.
Any advice on how to get over this is greatly appreciated. I feel like i'm in the deepest abyss.
Thank you.
Today, my girlfriend of 1.5 years broke up with me this morning. She said she just didn't feel the same anymore. Even though I still lover her dearly.
Any advice on how to get over this is greatly appreciated. I feel like i'm in the deepest abyss.
Thank you.
I was in love with a girl for 3 years that never returned my affections, and then again with a girl for 2 years who still to this day completely returns my greatest affections, but we can never be together because she already has a boyfriend she's happy with.
I'm not trying to one-up you, I just want you to know I understand what you're going through, and I feel for you.
One thing I've learned about relationships over the years is that they're not life's holy grail. I don't think people realize how much men are taught that they have to find love and keep it, or they're a failure. We learn to hate ourselves for being alone. Most of my irl guy friends have agreed in saying "It's a lot easier to be yourself when you have a girlfriend."
We men are so incredibly terrified of being alone that we will refuse to be ourselves just in case girls are watching.
I can tell you this for an absolute fact; being yourself and single is a lot better than obsessing yourself over girls and romance.
So this is my advice: forgive and forget. It's not like if you stayed together things would be better, you'd just be in an unhappy relationship, or worse, a seemingly happy one, because one of you wasn't totally invested.
Accept that it's not meant to be, and do things to take your mind off of it. What do you like to do? What are some of your favorite hobbies? Do you like to play sports? Do you like to play video games? Do you have some talent like dancing or singing that you like?
Do as the artist does; use suffering as energy to achieve things. Take up a creative writing class, learn to play an instrument, start going for walks or jogs or runs or riding your bike; do anything to take your mind off of girls and relationships. Focus on enjoying the **** out of your day, instead of weeping in sorrow over that sense of loneliness that we all live with.
The relationship you had with that girl is now over. She is no longer a huge factor in your life. That relationship is an artifact of your past.
It is time for you to move on now. See this as an opportunity for a fresh start at something new.
Find yourself. Love will find you; in time.
Everybody wants the perfect match, and it might seem easy but the catch is, you can't find a match until you know who you are.
Make a match for you.
I'm not trying to one-up you, I just want you to know I understand what you're going through, and I feel for you.
One thing I've learned about relationships over the years is that they're not life's holy grail. I don't think people realize how much men are taught that they have to find love and keep it, or they're a failure. We learn to hate ourselves for being alone. Most of my irl guy friends have agreed in saying "It's a lot easier to be yourself when you have a girlfriend."
We men are so incredibly terrified of being alone that we will refuse to be ourselves just in case girls are watching.
I can tell you this for an absolute fact; being yourself and single is a lot better than obsessing yourself over girls and romance.
So this is my advice: forgive and forget. It's not like if you stayed together things would be better, you'd just be in an unhappy relationship, or worse, a seemingly happy one, because one of you wasn't totally invested.
Accept that it's not meant to be, and do things to take your mind off of it. What do you like to do? What are some of your favorite hobbies? Do you like to play sports? Do you like to play video games? Do you have some talent like dancing or singing that you like?
Do as the artist does; use suffering as energy to achieve things. Take up a creative writing class, learn to play an instrument, start going for walks or jogs or runs or riding your bike; do anything to take your mind off of girls and relationships. Focus on enjoying the **** out of your day, instead of weeping in sorrow over that sense of loneliness that we all live with.
The relationship you had with that girl is now over. She is no longer a huge factor in your life. That relationship is an artifact of your past.
It is time for you to move on now. See this as an opportunity for a fresh start at something new.
Find yourself. Love will find you; in time.
Everybody wants the perfect match, and it might seem easy but the catch is, you can't find a match until you know who you are.
Make a match for you.
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anon (09/22/2015) [-]
I agree with hankhillofthe, and his advise for you makes me realise what the reason behind me feeling slightly better is. Though i should apply what he said and some other stuff a bit more Anyhow, i dont know about you but for me music helps. It helps to get over the very raw pain the first few days, weeks etc. You know, to get your mind distracted off of those irrational thoughts.
Read a bit about cognitive behavioural therapy, just to know that we tend to bring ourselves down while in reality we should be aware of the things hank was talking about as well. Just know that whatever you need is inside of you. holy **** that sounds ******* vague. its true though
Read a bit about cognitive behavioural therapy, just to know that we tend to bring ourselves down while in reality we should be aware of the things hank was talking about as well. Just know that whatever you need is inside of you. holy **** that sounds ******* vague. its true though
GUYS! IT HAPPENED!
I FINALLY LAUGHED AT CONTENT ON FJ! THIS IS TRULY A MIRACLE!
I FINALLY LAUGHED AT CONTENT ON FJ! THIS IS TRULY A MIRACLE!
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tutteredboast (09/21/2015) [-]
**tutteredboast used "*roll picture*"**
**tutteredboast rolled image** This is why i dont cook with my dad
**tutteredboast rolled image** This is why i dont cook with my dad
