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#176
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shoopdawhoopster (09/01/2015) [-]
My Granddad used to tell me stories of how in elementary school, he would grab wasps and place them on the leg of the girl who was mean to him.
Was I the only one who saw the grass moving where he said he could feel it. Clearly just watched for it to shuffle near the surface
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emberhard (09/01/2015) [-]
>Be me, about 6 yrs old
>Playing outside like I actually used to do before becoming a wizard
>Absentmindedly walking on front porch when I hear a crunch beneath my foot
>Remove foot, look down
>Its a baby hairless mole
>Skin's not broken but its twitching and visibly ****** up
>Scoop it up and gently lay it under nearby bushes
>mfw my comparatively giant 6yr old body snuffed out this tiny life
>Playing outside like I actually used to do before becoming a wizard
>Absentmindedly walking on front porch when I hear a crunch beneath my foot
>Remove foot, look down
>Its a baby hairless mole
>Skin's not broken but its twitching and visibly ****** up
>Scoop it up and gently lay it under nearby bushes
>mfw my comparatively giant 6yr old body snuffed out this tiny life