Because hope. Every man who has ventured to FJ over the years has looked up to the videos and imagined no John Cena. So easy... So simple... And like shipwrecked men turning to sea water from uncontrollable thirst, many have died trying. I learned here that there can be no true despair without hope. So, as I post this video, I will feed its people hope to poison their souls. I will let them believe they will not see John Cena and watch them clamor over each other to "stay on the front page." You can watch me torture an entire website and when you have truly understood the depth of your anger, we will fulfill Admin's destiny... We will destroy similar image boards and then, when it is done and they are in ashes, then you have my permission to rage.

Or maybe you just don't like being led to believe on thing and get another, I don't know.

Excuse me? I am a muck fothering Doogen, I've gone through A LOT to earn this title and I expect to be called by it as such.