I'm a maggot and I can't even do my job yet.

There I am, Gary!

95% of these jokes were unoriginal

And so another song becomes part of our history. They are getting better as time goes on...

We have evolved FJ, now we have cancer music too.

hankhillofthe I've seen your dick, and heard you sing.

2000 thumbs in less than 12 hours
Jesus take the wheel

lost my **** to "easy come, easy go, hitler yes, ******* no"

>tfw i forgot to post a lyric and didn't end up in the song...

hankhillofthe, you sir, are the best person on this site.

This was beautiful.

I want admin to sing this in a Vocaroo, please.

9.5/10 "touching" - IGN

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This is the greatest thing ill never be able to share to any of my friends

This was so ******* perfect it gave me an erection, and my lyric wasn't even included.

Been on this site for 4 years or more.. and ive never heard something more glorious

Sing on you crazy bastard

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Jet fuel may not be able to melt steel beams, but hankhillofthe's straight ******* fire mixtape can.

Goddamnit man, lost it at easy come easy go, hitler yes, ******* no.
This song is so satisfying.