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User avatar #385 - glitchedgamer (05/04/2010) [-]
Oh god, those unexpected ones plague me all the time.
#268 - killerkane (05/03/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Excellent ONE MOAR!!!
User avatar #271 to #268 - dakunism (05/03/2010) [-]
.....its 3:30 and i just finished the 5th one, ill put it up around 10 or 11 but ive got a pretty strong feeling that this is gonna be the last one
#260 - Boomerangutang (05/03/2010) [-]
Also you have to include the collection day **** . When you do a regular crap, then suddenly you need to do more and more until your knee deep in **** and you have to flush 3-4 times to get rid of it and the paper. Although deeply satisfying.
User avatar #258 - oneeyedirishman (05/03/2010) [-]
If you make a number five, you have to include the Cliffhanger **** .

You're just finishing up and there's that one piece that stops halfway out of your asshole, and you don't want to wipe it because you'd still have half a piece of **** hanging out of your arse, which is gross, but on the other hand, it's not going ANYWHERE.

Texture is usually average solid, and wiping varies depending on how the relentless turd is evacuated.
User avatar #219 - Kiriopolis (05/02/2010) [-]
These are some of the funniest things i've seen in a while. Keep it up =D
#216 - fyouall (05/02/2010) [-]
to ****** funny
User avatar #204 - shmoopy (05/02/2010) [-]
this is some of the funniest **** i've seen in a very long time... pun not intended
#143 - anonymous (05/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
the shotgun turd,feels like you just let off a 10 gauge in your pants.Lots of pellets not so much wiping.

Water cannon-Can be hot and spicy comes out as one amorphus blob

Machinegun/minigun,just keeps coming.dependso n what you

The Nuke-Deadly to anyone one within 50m.slightly radioactive and considerd a bioweapon in 30 countires.
those are a few idears:-)

BTW Anon wants MOAR
User avatar #165 to #143 - TravisPastrana (05/02/2010) [-]
So the shotgun turd u do in ur pants?
User avatar #132 - thehumanheater (05/02/2010) [-]
#83 - highasakite (05/02/2010) [-]
420 ftw!!!
User avatar #80 - drewdizzle (05/02/2010) [-]
keep making MOAR!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #63 - sourkid (05/02/2010) [-]
#57 - shinigamirei (05/02/2010) [-]
i had literaly just done an unexpected poop before i saw this
User avatar #52 - Daestor (05/02/2010) [-]
I actually literally was crying from laughter because of this
omgsh I died lmfao
User avatar #39 - bakon (05/02/2010) [-]
i cant breath, im laughing so hard
User avatar #35 - lizzcat (05/02/2010) [-]
i cant believe im saying this
User avatar #30 - dagold (05/02/2010) [-]
Let's not forget the shotgun poop. Poop pebbles come flying out of your ass mauling everything already in the toilet.

Texture:You didn't have the chace to tell
User avatar #23 - isignedup (05/02/2010) [+] (3 replies)
i think i love you. o.o
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