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User avatar #275 - squiddlydiddly (05/03/2010) [-]
Reading all this makes me need to poop.
#274 - anonymous (05/03/2010) [+] (8 replies)
poop humor never gets old.
#268 - killerkane (05/03/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Excellent ONE MOAR!!!
User avatar #271 to #268 - dakunism (05/03/2010) [-]
.....its 3:30 and i just finished the 5th one, ill put it up around 10 or 11 but ive got a pretty strong feeling that this is gonna be the last one
User avatar #258 - oneeyedirishman (05/03/2010) [-]
If you make a number five, you have to include the Cliffhanger **** .

You're just finishing up and there's that one piece that stops halfway out of your asshole, and you don't want to wipe it because you'd still have half a piece of **** hanging out of your arse, which is gross, but on the other hand, it's not going ANYWHERE.

Texture is usually average solid, and wiping varies depending on how the relentless turd is evacuated.
#255 - flickeraus (05/03/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Hey i love these they awsome i got one if ur gonna make another
The Shipwreack poo
Is any normal poo of cause you go to the toilet let it go and then u flush a few hours later you think "Whats that smell" and also u need to go to the toilet you walk in lift the toilet seat up and all you see if just brown water because the poo is still there and then the smell hits u can be so powerfull u need to spew
Texture:any normal poo but always stays there for a couple of flushes
Wiping:as normal
User avatar #231 - Aseret (05/02/2010) [-]
The last ones face! im slill loling! He's sooo angry!
User avatar #220 - itsybitsyspider (05/02/2010) [-]
I laughed so hard, I had tears rolling down my face
#143 - anonymous (05/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
the shotgun turd,feels like you just let off a 10 gauge in your pants.Lots of pellets not so much wiping.

Water cannon-Can be hot and spicy comes out as one amorphus blob

Machinegun/minigun,just keeps coming.dependso n what you

The Nuke-Deadly to anyone one within 50m.slightly radioactive and considerd a bioweapon in 30 countires.
those are a few idears:-)

BTW Anon wants MOAR
User avatar #165 to #143 - TravisPastrana (05/02/2010) [-]
So the shotgun turd u do in ur pants?
User avatar #125 - supersparta (05/02/2010) [-]
I shat earlier today, and it hurt so bad I actually got ******* dizzy. I'm still kinda dizzy. It looks like I'm on a rocking boat. I don't feel it, but things are tilting side to side.
User avatar #119 - muzikmafia (05/02/2010) [-]
I just dropped a steaming elephant turd!

This mountain of uniform **** ...

But half of my insides are warm :)
User avatar #80 - drewdizzle (05/02/2010) [-]
keep making MOAR!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #73 - DAREALSHOOPDAWHOOP (05/02/2010) [-]
User avatar #70 - SuperEpicWin (05/02/2010) [-]
come on man dont make just 1 more make a **** load more (no pun intended)
User avatar #65 - kiddoforever (05/02/2010) [+] (1 reply)
the tommy gun: you sit and you hear a gurgle and RATATATATATA bb's of **** everywhere in the bowl.
User avatar #63 - sourkid (05/02/2010) [-]
User avatar #30 - dagold (05/02/2010) [-]
Let's not forget the shotgun poop. Poop pebbles come flying out of your ass mauling everything already in the toilet.

Texture:You didn't have the chace to tell
User avatar #23 - isignedup (05/02/2010) [+] (3 replies)
i think i love you. o.o
User avatar #22 - Akiebalie (05/02/2010) [+] (2 replies)
if chick norris kicked you in the stomach, you would **** out of your mouth
#8 - Playerstar (05/02/2010) [-]
The Michael Jackson poop:
It feels like a ordanary poop with a litlte gas behind it, but as you push the gas comes out before the poop and makes a sound like michael jackson would, a "Heeee!"
Texture: Ordanary
Wiping: its a THRILLER (get it? :D)
-Yes, I posted this on the 3rd one, but this is to where you could see it easier-
User avatar #7 - AbraKadabrAlakazam (05/02/2010) [-]
i want more. but what if you run out of pooop? 0_o
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