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#64 - uzimakelover (07/05/2014) [-]
The loomy naddie is real
#59 - weirddark (07/03/2014) [-]
The freelancer one...
User avatar #58 - slashtrey (07/03/2014) [-]
fake and gay
#56 - zellboom (07/03/2014) [-]
>be me, October last year   
>working for small business contractor, take simple job at local church installing parking lot light   
>job starts, rain begins to pour   
>lawn where light post stands is crap, basically stand in ankle deep water whole time   
>assistant job, so only holding ladder for lead contractor   
>realize my leg itches   
>sonofabitch.winrar   
>flooded ant pile now resides on my legs(ants included) freak out and swipe off ants asap   
>contractor yells cause i jolted the ladder to wipe off ants. "man up there just ants"   
>jobs finished, rain subsides   
>						***********					.gif   
>ordered to go collect payment from church man. wander through lame church Halloween party   
>locate church man giving out food, ask for payment for job as pre-agreed upon   
>church man looks at me like i spoke in braille   
>goes to office and shuts door in my face   
>30mins later, opens door again with check in hand and semi upset look on his face   
>walks right past me, follow him outside to contractors truck   
>gets into argument about price   
>again, all this was agreed on before we even started   
>says he called boss and told him he thought it would be free, like a donation   
>contractor asks why he would think that. church man without missing a beat "we're a church"   
>mfw   
>get paid, as we leave get call from boss man saying church man will never use our services again   
>jimmies full rustle when i see church man move his Aston martin so we can leave   
>churches, never again
>be me, October last year
>working for small business contractor, take simple job at local church installing parking lot light
>job starts, rain begins to pour
>lawn where light post stands is crap, basically stand in ankle deep water whole time
>assistant job, so only holding ladder for lead contractor
>realize my leg itches
>sonofabitch.winrar
>flooded ant pile now resides on my legs(ants included) freak out and swipe off ants asap
>contractor yells cause i jolted the ladder to wipe off ants. "man up there just ants"
>jobs finished, rain subsides
> *********** .gif
>ordered to go collect payment from church man. wander through lame church Halloween party
>locate church man giving out food, ask for payment for job as pre-agreed upon
>church man looks at me like i spoke in braille
>goes to office and shuts door in my face
>30mins later, opens door again with check in hand and semi upset look on his face
>walks right past me, follow him outside to contractors truck
>gets into argument about price
>again, all this was agreed on before we even started
>says he called boss and told him he thought it would be free, like a donation
>contractor asks why he would think that. church man without missing a beat "we're a church"
>mfw
>get paid, as we leave get call from boss man saying church man will never use our services again
>jimmies full rustle when i see church man move his Aston martin so we can leave
>churches, never again
User avatar #52 - thesinful (07/03/2014) [-]
I don't know, I'd do the 3rd one Pine Tree Blue just to **** with somebody
#50 - envinite (07/03/2014) [-]
I just went bananas.
#38 - megafranco (07/03/2014) [-]
Some people are really this dense?
Some people are really this dense?
User avatar #31 - charagrin (07/03/2014) [-]
That last one was pretty good. Not often I get a full on laugh from a FJ post.
#21 - anonymous (07/03/2014) [-]
ah religious people, the easiest to fool, most of the times you just have to ask "what would jesus do?"
#14 - dogeate (07/03/2014) [-]
type one you were kind of an asshole
User avatar #4 - phoenix grinder ONLINE (07/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
the customer is always right, no matter how wrong they are
#2 - anonymous (07/02/2014) [-]
Reminiscent of David Thorne, with much less humor.
#33 - thenonsocial ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
"Despair intensifies"
User avatar #13 - toosexyforyou (07/03/2014) [-]
2nd to last one is a dick. You don't have to use the specific terminology for it when you know that your client isn't informed. It's pretty easy, "oh, my client hasn't moused over to see what it's called when microsoft word formats a document a certain way. I should describe it instead."
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