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#621 - anon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
>banged my cousin a few times when she needed gas money from it, might have an STD for years but i'm too afraid to go get it checked out by a doctor. Every little bump or tingle scares me to the point i pass out almost.

>i have a spying problem. I have purchased hundred and hundreds of dollars worth of spy equipment to spy on everyone for any reason. I've put key loggers and screen capturing programs on all of my friends and families computers to keep tabs on everything they do. Ive used these hidden cameras and shadow surveillance to spy on tons of people naked. I've seen my best friends girlfriend naked, many friends moms, most all of my female friends, and a few female relatives. I've considered putting tracking devices on peoples cars or inside them

>i constantly check online porn sights for pictures of my crush. I know she's banging dudes and sending nudes out but never to me. I go through about 10k plus pictures of girls every time i look for her

Thank you OP, i needed this
#629 to #621 - anon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
you should probably get some help man
#983 to #629 - anon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
or apply for the NSA
#1067 to #621 - anon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
bro im a psychologist and this doesnt sound good for me, maybe consider visiting a psychotherapist (is actually no biggie those guys know what they do, no magic or wizardry involved to be scared of, might give u a better understanding of your behaviour and thoughts
#1644 to #1067 - theviusking
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(06/28/2014) [-]
"bro im a psychologist". Considering how everything is spelled in that entire paragraph... I call ********. And I'm usually not giving a **** about grammar.
#1760 to #1644 - anon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
implying a psychologist spells or phrases **** different from the non grad plebs on the interwebz
#1110 to #621 - cdmin
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(06/28/2014) [-]
lol, and i thought i have problems
#1138 to #621 - mexicandudeinsd
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(06/28/2014) [-]
we need pics
#1631 to #621 - Maroon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
#1647 to #621 - locoluco
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(06/28/2014) [-]
post pics pls
#1673 to #621 - teopotato
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(06/28/2014) [-]
what the **** man
#1363 to #621 - gcloud ONLINE
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(06/28/2014) [-]
more then anything tho .. what are the programs u use called...
#831 to #621 - dinobro
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(06/28/2014) [-]
So you track all the **** people do...is anyone, ******* anybody at all ACTUALLY just 100% normal, in regards to internet searches and stuff? My interests have been piqued.
#1629 to #831 - brenton
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I appreciate your correct usage of "piqued"
#1695 - habasparkz
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Me and my aunt ****** in my mothers house.
#1745 to #1695 - mcmental
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(06/28/2014) [-]
#1787 to #1745 - habasparkz
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(06/28/2014) [-]
The worst part is, my mother and aunt are twins.
#1925 to #1787 - mcmental
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(06/30/2014) [-]
No ***** given.
#1792 to #1787 - BluFlynn
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(06/28/2014) [-]
ew... story?
#1814 to #1792 - habasparkz
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Not much to tell. She and her husband "Broke up" (still married, just waiting for divorce papers) so she is stayed at my moms house, cause, ya know they're sisters. My aunt needed a room to stay in so she took mine. Walked in on her changing one day, she looked at me, I looked at her. Next thing I know we were ******.
#1872 to #1814 - oubliette
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(06/29/2014) [-]
the ol "Look n ****"
classic
#1732 to #1695 - vivify
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Nice.
#1537 - Harkonnen
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I tested positive for syphilis once, having no symptoms at all. I got treated for it (3 injections of penicillin into my thigh over 3 weeks). When I went back in to see if it was completely gone after 3 months, the antibody test came out negative when it is supposed to be positive for the rest of my life. We do the test again. negative again. The first test was a false positive...>mfw I was treated for syphilis for nothing
I tested positive for syphilis once, having no symptoms at all. I got treated for it (3 injections of penicillin into my thigh over 3 weeks). When I went back in to see if it was completely gone after 3 months, the antibody test came out negative when it is supposed to be positive for the rest of my life. We do the test again. negative again. The first test was a false positive...>mfw I was treated for syphilis for nothing
#1544 to #1537 - icefried
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(06/28/2014) [-]
It was just penicillin for ***** sake, don't be such a little bitch.
It's better to err on the side of caution.
#1554 to #1544 - Harkonnen
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Yeah but it was intramuscular so it was hard to walk for 3 weeks because your glutes lock up. also, thinking I had syphilis for months was worse than the treatment
#1213 - jakjakisbak
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I've tried to kill myself 3 times and the only people that knows this is a co worker,my doctor and a psychologist. That was 3 years ago. I'm now on meds because I wanted to kill myself a few months ago. My parents don't know any of this.
#1218 to #1213 - anon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Please stay strong, man.
I refer to this whenever suicide crosses my mind at all
#1234 to #1218 - ledane
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(06/28/2014) [-]
a random dude posted this to me after I tried to kill myself, was really glad someone did, it showed me that somewhere, someone did care for me
#1955 to #1213 - spartica
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(07/03/2014) [-]
i also second what thasuperpimp says if you need to talk we are here.
#1240 to #1213 - thasuperpimp
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Drop me a message if you ever feel like this again bro. Sometimes talking about it can make you feel a lot better.
#1216 to #1213 - vaporwing
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Cheer up buddy. We here at FJ are your friends that will always be here for you.  No need to end your beautiful life.   I love you
Cheer up buddy. We here at FJ are your friends that will always be here for you. No need to end your beautiful life. I love you
#1219 to #1216 - jakjakisbak
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Thank you Thankfully the meds I'm on now lets me think more clearly.
#1821 to #1219 - vaporwing
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(06/29/2014) [-]
I second what thasuperpimp said. You need to talk, hit me up.  (Here's some cool colors and ****)
I second what thasuperpimp said. You need to talk, hit me up. (Here's some cool colors and ****)
#852 - flufflepuff
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I'm judging all of you.
I'm judging all of you.
#737 - dubstepforme
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I was phone
#816 to #737 - ApocalypseKing
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(06/28/2014) [-]
by far the best confession ive seen
by far the best confession ive seen
#676 - Indoknight
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I sometimes use the bidet to shove a lot of water up my butt after I poo. The feeling of constipation juxtaposed by the immediate relief of ******** out poo water makes me feel good. I am not proud...
#682 to #676 - iamsammich
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(06/28/2014) [-]
i enjoy the feeling of pooping, and sometimes i'll specifically wait until i can barely hold it just to relish the relief from finally getting it out of my system
#689 to #682 - Indoknight
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(06/28/2014) [-]
common theme of something about feeling good while pooping amongst all dudes
#691 to #689 - iamsammich
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(06/28/2014) [-]
i'm a lady so maybe enjoying the feeling of pooping is universal
#693 to #691 - Indoknight
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(06/28/2014) [-]
oh yea it seems like it, never really discussed pooping with a girl so i just assumed u were a dude haha
#697 to #693 - iamsammich
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(06/28/2014) [-]
no problem man
i've had problems with my digestive system and colon my whole life, so i'm not real ashamed to talk about ****
#707 to #697 - Indoknight
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Oh im sorry.  Jokes aside, how difficult has it been? Sorry about the image, i couldn't resist
Oh im sorry. Jokes aside, how difficult has it been? Sorry about the image, i couldn't resist
#1060 to #697 - schurftinator
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I know exactly how you feel. Eventually you get to the point that you have diarrhea so often you might as well joke about it to friends, rather than being ashamed of it the whole time.
I've discovered with me that it might have to do with what I eat, but I don't think I am allergic to anything. Some days my ass will explode after I've had milk products, other days it won't. Probably just have sensitive bowels or something, dunno.
#1165 to #1060 - iamsammich
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(06/28/2014) [-]
yep. sometimes i have no problem eating certain types of food, the next it's just living hell. and it didn't help that i'm already an anxious person, so never knowing when you're going to have diarrhea and wondering if you can make it to the next exit before you have to make the driver pull over.

just holy ****, i'm so glad it's gotten better. i have no idea why it got better, but i'm not complaining
#1500 to #1165 - jukuku
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(06/28/2014) [-]
IBS is strongly related to anxiety and stress. High carb foods can be a trigger as well as foods that produce a lot of gas, like onions.

You're also in the high-risk group due to anxiety.
#1292 to #1165 - schurftinator
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Man I'm glad for you it got better. It's better for me compared to a few years back, but sometimes it can still just strike at unexpected moments. And then there is no holding it up or waiting, it's like you say wondering if you can even make it to the next exit. **** has made me lose front row positions at concerts for example as I had to run for the toilet, it can get ******* frustrating.
#1295 to #1292 - iamsammich
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(06/28/2014) [-]
i really wish i knew if there was some secret to making it better cuz i'd tell you without a second thought. i don't wish the kind of problems i had even on my worst enemies. i've had days where i had to warn a high school teacher that i may suddenly get up and run out of the room in the middle of an exam. thank god my stomach got better before i got to college. i doubt a college teacher would've let me leave like that
#706 to #697 - Indoknight
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#708 to #706 - iamsammich
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(06/28/2014) [-]
it used to be really bad. i once ate completely veggie sushi rolls on prom night, only to make the limo stop at a gas station (limo full of my friends) where they had to wait for over twenty minutes while my stomach tried to crawl out of my anus.
i've had to **** in the woods while high off dxm. i actually **** myself a little before i decided it was time to tell my sister so she could muster up some form of toilet paper since nobody expected anybody to take a ****. i ended up having diarrhea in the woods instead of studying birds.
i've eaten bbq pork at a mall and then had to make my mom pull over on the side of a busy road so i could waddle into the best covered area and take a ****. i got some smeared on my shorts and the van smelled and nobody said anything about it, everybody was just silent the whole drive home
#710 to #708 - Indoknight
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(06/28/2014) [-]
damn, so are you a lot better now? has anyone figured out the cause of your digestive problems?
#713 to #710 - iamsammich
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(06/28/2014) [-]
i'd say i'm a lot better. i actually can't remember the last time i had diarrhea, which is like a miracle because i've spewed brown lava to the point of where my asshole was raw and puckered.
nobody could ever figure out what was wrong with me. i tried immodium, i tried other drugs doctors reccommended, i had some scan to check out my digestive tract, i went to see a specialist. i feel like they just labeled it as IBS because they feel patients need a label and they didn't know what else to call it
#719 to #713 - Indoknight
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(06/28/2014) [-]
>brown lava
#723 to #719 - iamsammich
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(06/28/2014) [-]
the horrible part is that's an actual description
my family fostered dogs at one point, and this poor pup named tank had diarrhea often like me so naturally we bonded. one day it was especially bad, just multiple times throughout the whole day until his asshole was swollen and raw. i took a good long look and it and it was just like "my god...that's what it looks like. that's what mine's looked like"
#847 to #723 - independantnight
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Oh boy, that reminds me of my days working at a kennel. You do not want to meet a Great Dane with Stress Colitis!
#729 to #723 - Indoknight
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(06/28/2014) [-]
sorry for laughing, hope i didn't offend u
#732 to #729 - iamsammich
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(06/28/2014) [-]
oh no dude, i've laughed at myself about it
i ain't offended. **** happens huehue
#717 to #713 - Indoknight
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(06/28/2014) [-]
well that's good, im glad for you.
So u a student? Grown up with job?
#725 to #717 - iamsammich
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(06/28/2014) [-]
kek i've never had a job in my life. hopefully i'll be getting a job when college starts. i'm gonna be a junior
#733 to #725 - Indoknight
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(06/28/2014) [-]
im currently a junior in college, studying chemical engineering. have u picked out a college/major? u takin AP's?
#736 to #733 - iamsammich
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(06/28/2014) [-]
ecology and evolutionary biology
i took two AP classes in high school so that got come credit knocked out of the way
#738 to #736 - Indoknight
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(06/28/2014) [-]
oh cool. I think you're my first FJ friend on here. Wanna periodically chat and talk about life and "****"? huehue back
#741 to #738 - iamsammich
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(06/28/2014) [-]
sounds like a plan man
#746 to #741 - Indoknight
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(06/28/2014) [-]
sweet, i sent u a friend invite. I'm probably gonna jerk it and go to bed, nice meetin u!
#613 - sweetsighlullaby
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I was molested as a kid and was raped my freshman year of college, but I still have fantasies about forced sex. I didn't enjoy being raped, but I feel like, because I have a small fetish for it, that my rape wasn't valid...
#638 to #613 - anon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I have pretty much the exact same situation you do. When I was a kid I was raped by one of my older brothers (3 years older and I was 9 so he was 12) then when I was 12 one of my brothers friends tried to rape me but my brother stopped him (I have two brothers and it was my oldest brother who was 19 at this point and it was his friend).
Yet now it's many years later, and I have a rape fetish. I think the fact you DO have control over it even if it doesn't feel like it, is why it can't possibly invalidate your rapes.
#619 to #613 - iamsammich
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(06/28/2014) [-]
i have a rape fetish, but i was anally raped
for me, the hot aspect is knowing that you actually want it and the guy knows that. with anal, i didn't want it and the guy knew it so i wasn't turned on by it.
just because you have a rape fantasy doesn't make your rape less valid and please don't ever try and dismiss your feelings because of your fetish.
#868 to #619 - chimpaflimp
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Wait...were you actually raped or is that part of a fantasy thing?
#1177 to #868 - iamsammich
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(06/28/2014) [-]
i was sort of raped.
sometimes i feel bad calling it that because i did initially agree to it, and i don't wanna be seen as one of those women who just call rape left and right. but i wanted to stop because it ****** hurt and i told him so, but he just kept going saying that it would feel better. it never did. eventually he got frustrated that he couldn't get inside so he just decided to quit and i made a beeline for the bathroom because something didn't feel right. there was a little blood, not enough to be something serious but i wasn't used to blood coming from my ass so i got really scared. i went back into the room and told him, and all i got was a half-hearted "oh. sorry."
#1773 to #1177 - chimpaflimp
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Either he had a dick like a pint glass or you have an arsehole as elastic as a house brick.
#1810 to #1773 - iamsammich
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(06/28/2014) [-]
well he didn't use any lube and didn't slowly work to trying to jam his dick in there
#1890 to #1810 - chimpaflimp
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(06/29/2014) [-]
Didn't use any lube? Perhaps try to find blokes whose brains are more complex than, say, an aubergine.
#1898 to #1890 - iamsammich
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(06/29/2014) [-]
yeah, he'd been bugging me for sex and i didn't want to do it so i said i didn't want to risk getting pregnant, so then he started bugging me for anal. and i didn't really have a reason to say no so i said yes. i guess he thought spit would be okay? he wasn't very smart
#595 - ethkot
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I agree to Terms and Conditions without actually reading them
#590 - anon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I hate myself for this, but I enjoy underage sexual pictures. I'm also underage which doesn't exactly mean I'm a pedo though. Sorry guys.
>inb4 fbi
>inb4 go back to /b/
#885 to #590 - trollzoll
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(06/28/2014) [-]
YFW
YFW
#591 to #590 - zomaru
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(06/28/2014) [-]
It's called being a Lolicon, perfectly normal, join the club.
#599 to #591 - anon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
That makes me feel a bit better knowing it's normal.
#601 to #599 - zomaru
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Not like you are a pedo or anything, Flat is justice, and little girls are cute.
Glad I could help.
#827 to #601 - anon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
It's not pedo or anything, you just like to get off to pictures of underaged girls... wait...
#829 to #827 - zomaru
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Got something to say?
#1600 to #590 - coolcalx
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(06/28/2014) [-]
if you mean post-pubescent, that's absolutely normal.

if you mean pre-pubescent, that is a disorder.
#135 - unlithe
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(06/27/2014) [-]
one time <insert sappy story about meeting some perfect girl and falling in love> <insert second part about jealousy, bad circumstances, and other things> and i'd like to take a minute to just sit right here i'll tell about how i became the prince of a town called bel air
#88 - unbankordinski
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(06/27/2014) [-]
I watched porn before I was 18
#15 - fitemeirlbro
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(06/27/2014) [-]
i was phone
#1 - gtocforyou
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#1744 - steelrider
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I like to stick my finger in my asshole after pooping to check if there is any poop left.
#1839 to #1744 - iamsammich
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(06/29/2014) [-]
sometimes when i finger my asshole i can feel poop in there
sometimes i keep my finger in there because i feel less weird about feeling poop when it's still inside me vs when it's in the toilet
#1243 - ledane
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I have recived oral from a guy, never told anyone No homo
#1054 - megavandal
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(06/28/2014) [-]
my mom and dad left my native country so we can have money to support ourselves, that was 10 years ago, ive been mostly raised by my sister who is 12 years older than me, and i feel sometimes like i dont deserve any of this, ive been treated well by almost everyone except my sisters bf that moved in with us, and acted like a control freak, thinking that if he locks me in a room with a book i would read it or something similar, he wouldnt let me go outside to play unless i massaged his back or finish all of my studies, i was literally his bitch-boy for almost 5 years, not even my old friends

which i spent almost all of my childhood with couldnt an me up enough to do something, all i did in highschool was get high and drunk in the cemetary, watch movies and play videogames with my bros, it was the happiest time of my life

in junior highschool ive met my current gf that i live in with and my best friend was studyig to study abroad, he slowly pushed me away from his life until one night he told me that he doesnt want to have anything to do with me again, because he has nothing good to win out of me or learn anything new from me
#1150 to #1054 - clechyl
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(06/28/2014) [-]
not even your old friends what? WHAT?
#1797 to #1150 - megavandal
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(06/28/2014) [-]
not even my old friends which i spent my entire childhood......etc...

i pressed enter because **** punctuation
#1062 to #1054 - megavandal
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(06/28/2014) [-]
CONT.
ive cried like a bitch to my gf, and got laid, without her it wouldve probably been 3 times harder than that, the next day i was mostly ok (ive always been able to get over a sad thing or traumatic experience extremmelly fast without it affecting me that much)

i've always dreamed to become a surgeon and help peoples lives, ive always wanted to give out an act of selflessness towards someone else, ive studied all my life about the anatomy of the human body

1 year later i studied in my senior year way harder than i ever did just so i can prove to anyone who ever doubt me that i can achieve what i want

passed my high school exams with really good grades, family proud, gf proud, im happy, but in the same time ive felt not that ready for my medschool entry exam

ive failed the exam in the best medschool in my country, that was the moment ive hit rock bottom.
i felt like i failed everyone, my dream was to entry its ,all i wanted at the moment, just so i can fulfill my idea of living happy in a good place, with my gf, and just be plain, happy, maybe evolve as a person

everything changed, ive failed my parents, or at least thats what i made myself to believe, not that they care that much about failure, theyve been more than supporting
and they agreed for me to move in with my gf, and study for medschool, while i study chemesty


ive delibaratelly not stuidied enough for chemestry only to pass the first semester and just hang on the second, i wont take my exams, ive studied hours and hours by now, but i never feel like its enough, because everytime i try to evaluate myself on my knowledge i just fail, i fail and i fail, i have bad grades when i try to see if i actually know something about medschool...now....theres only 1 month left, and im procrastinating more and more, and i just dont think i can do this, i want to get in but i feel like i cant study enough no matter how much...i need to get in FJ

TL;DR me bitching about my life
#755 - jackmanagan
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(06/28/2014) [-]
senpai noticed me. and i ignored him
#789 to #755 - bestfoxgirl
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I've seen psychopaths, rapists, child molesters, nazis, mass murderers, but you... you sicken me.
#501 - funnyjunkrles
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(06/28/2014) [-]
**funnyjunkrles rolled image** the real me
#140 - anon
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(06/27/2014) [-]
I used to molest my cousin when she slept at my house... up until she woke up while I was doing it...
#190 to #140 - pointblankhits
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(06/27/2014) [-]
Now it's off your chest
#1488 to #140 - elmarcocfc
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Then what happened?
#145 to #140 - joshlol [OP]
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(06/27/2014) [-]
stories?
#168 to #145 - therealslim
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(06/27/2014) [-]
***** dafuq?
#169 to #168 - joshlol [OP]
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(06/27/2014) [-]
I'M NOT GOING TO JERK OFF TO THEM I'M JUST CURIOUS
****