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#263 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/27/2014) [-]
I had sex with my ex a few times. Even though I've got a huge cock, she only said I hurt her when we did it. Last time, I fingered her instead. She claimed it was the best sex she's had in years.

In other words, it's not the size that matters, it's how you use it.
User avatar #1487 - mrmariomike (06/28/2014) [-]
i lost my virginity at the age of 4
#1047 - neotheninja (06/28/2014) [-]
**neotheninja rolls 10**I LIKE PINEAPPLES (and sometimes mangoes (mostly when i roll dubs(Check em)))
#894 - bigjinfinity (06/28/2014) [-]
I know what the fox says.
User avatar #920 - nimba (06/28/2014) [-]
This is some heavy **** I need to get off my chest. I used to live in a real ghetto sort of place, lots of violence but I managed to stay out of it until this point. Anyway, I had a girlfriend who was into threesomes, we were about 17 at the time. At first it would just be me and a buddy or one of her girlfriends. Eventually a guy asked me if he could join in our threesome, but I didn't know him that well. He offers me 70 bucks, and I accept. It happens and he leaves, a week later one of this dude's friends comes up to me and offers me the same damn thing. Anyway during the next couple months I musta pimped her out twenty times, all the while she had no ******* clue what was going on. I almost saved 1.5k. So these guys that are paying to bang my girlfriend with me start inviting me to hang with them more. Now these were some bad dudes, they hung out on the streetcorners, full hoodrat style, selling from time to time. My mom saw us hanging out and she always told me those were bad kids but I didn't listen.
They had this feud thing going on with some other guys from a different highschool nearby, and sometimes they would end up in fights. They wanted me to start beef with the other gang kinda like a show of loyalty or some ******** like that, but I was nervous as **** about it, neverbeeninafightinmylife.jpg So one day we were just shooting some b-ball outside the school, when a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighbourhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared she said 'You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
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