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#1733 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/28/2014) [-]
When I'm alone in the house I wear women's clothes (I'm man), no one found my stash yet
User avatar #1717 - oddrevelations (06/28/2014) [-]
I ****** her right in the pussy, she gave it willingly, I am 50% percent sure she did.
User avatar #1602 - iwantthedgornio (06/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
*Stand up* I'M SPARTACUS
User avatar #1601 - aaronthefknpanda (06/28/2014) [-]
I let the dogs out.
#1540 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**anonymous rolled image** I was raped when I was 14 and now I have a rape fetish. (I am a guy and a girl did it to me and now I want more girls to do it to me)
User avatar #1472 - mcmonsterkitty (06/28/2014) [-]
I took a trip to Europe with my German and French Class from highschool. While we were there I liked to wander off by myself because I had actually been to some of the cities we visited. While in Paris I took a back ally at a Nigerian flea market and got "mugged" by 2 guys, who failed their mission. I ended up stabbing one in the neck and he fell to the ground and he other guy ran. I never told anyone, just acted like it didn't happen. I still have the pocket knife.
#1423 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/28/2014) [-]
I broke the number one rule of my life: And god damn it am I proud of it.
I've moved around 5 times, each time to a different nation, including Germany, Scotland, Australia, Canada and Switzerland.

And I always had a general rule of not getting attached. Three weeks ago I fell in love with my best friend from a time when I went to boarding school in Ireland. My rule of not getting attached is broken, but I'm glad it is.
#1368 - Spikeydeath (06/28/2014) [-]
I am an open book no real secrets
#1294 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/28/2014) [-]
i often think that my life is empty and without meaning, i still enjoy things though, but what is the point of living if death means nothingness....
User avatar #1189 - phoenixwinter (06/28/2014) [-]
I was phone
User avatar #1137 - thewalruss (06/28/2014) [-]
Once I had a party at my appartment... people left at 4 a.m. I was drunk and tired as **** . I go into my room, and there is this nude colombian girl waiting for me. "Walruss, sleep with me" she says. 8/10, very hot. The only thing I wanted was to sleep, so I cover her with the blankets and head for the sofa. When I wake up I feel like the most stupid man since I was virgin at that time.
User avatar #1037 - aftercafe (06/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
My dirtiest secret:
I think that joshlol is cool and I upthumb all his content
#869 - klabautermann (06/28/2014) [-]
I used to burn the most cherished possessions of other kids in boyscouts when they weren't nice to me. 5 stuffed animals, 1 blankie, 1 phone, 3 wallets i think it was,
they never found out.
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#784 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/28/2014) [-]
12 years ago, I hit a man with my car. I was drunk. I didn't stop. To this day I don't know if he survived or not.
User avatar #642 - ridivey (06/28/2014) [-]
I actually enjoy watching my little pony but noone will ever know, and if you ask I hate it and everyone who watches it
User avatar #549 - exclamation (06/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I'm spewing a ton because i need to:
I'm terrified of being the the least intelligent and the least skilled. If someone bests me in an argument, I get really pissed but really depressed. If someone bests me in anything of skill that I'm passionate about, like Starcraft 2, I get really down. That's why I don't play a lot of ladder.
I am NPD, based on various descriptions of it, and I'm too afraid to ask for help because I know they won't believe me. I live in my own little world of strange phrases and funny delusions, so it'll sound like I'm joking.
Because of NPD, I've almost lost my friends I've had since early grade school thrice. Three ******* times they've almost left me because of it, yet they continue to love me as if nothing happened. I don't deserve the, and make it hard on myself to look good to strangers by looking intelligent by winning arguments. I've made my mom cry because of it. I have a terrible relationship with my brother because of it.
I have a hard time getting secrets and issues like NPD off my chest in person.
I wish my parents weren't as hard as they are about my grades. I have a 3.7 GPA in both college and high school, and they don't seem to be satisfied.
I've wanted to mutilate myself so I'm mute so I can't argue with people.
I want crazy in a girl, and I know many bad things will happen to me if I do
I get envious of my best friend a lot more than I should. I've known him my whole life and he's so much like me except without all the bad and "eh." Only thing I have over him is gaming skill.
I use my arguing to base my confidence. As you might imagine I have no confidence.
I have anger issues which has made me afraid to get a girl.
I use the internet to live away from "me" and communicate with people so I don't have to talk to anyone face-to-face. This ******* internet thing is poison.
I've played so much Call of Duty I've seen actual improvement in my skill, and its like the opposite of the stocks in 2008.
#526 - Wringwraither (06/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
To be completely honest, I miss Dsend.
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#241 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
i cheated on my bf..
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