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#938 - envinite ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
I don't seed my torrent   
   
   
 only porn torrent cuz I always take my laptop to class and torrent with wifi there
I don't seed my torrent


only porn torrent cuz I always take my laptop to class and torrent with wifi there
#882 - zombiepipboy (06/28/2014) [-]
so many people having sex with their cousins...
so many people having sex with their cousins...
#765 - hudge (06/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I don't pursue (romantic) relationships because I think I'm incapable of maintaining one. This is compounded by extreme self-loathing and issues with body-image.
#1754 - zeldamasterace (06/28/2014) [+] (10 replies)
i don't know if this counts cuz others know, but not you guys   
   
i'm adopted and it haunts me everyday. literally every 						*******					 day. my birth mom died when i was young, grew up getting bullied, now i'm mentally unstable due to all this 						****					. recently i found out the rest of my birth family is probably dead, (i don't communicate with them) due to a huge storm that went through where they lived. and to make it worse, my adoptive parents don't understand my feelings at all. Most of my talks with them is just about how i don't meet their expectations. which kills me inside. for the most part i don't care what anyone else says to me but when my adoptive parents say "we wish we could've raised you differently" it makes me so 						*******					 pissed off. like i'm literally a mistake that shouldn't have happened, raised in a place that i'm not accepted and forced to live a life i never asked for. and all the while i'm too much of a pussy to off myself. 						****					.    
   
but you guys make me laugh. so yea   
   
<gif related, how i feel most days
i don't know if this counts cuz others know, but not you guys

i'm adopted and it haunts me everyday. literally every ******* day. my birth mom died when i was young, grew up getting bullied, now i'm mentally unstable due to all this **** . recently i found out the rest of my birth family is probably dead, (i don't communicate with them) due to a huge storm that went through where they lived. and to make it worse, my adoptive parents don't understand my feelings at all. Most of my talks with them is just about how i don't meet their expectations. which kills me inside. for the most part i don't care what anyone else says to me but when my adoptive parents say "we wish we could've raised you differently" it makes me so ******* pissed off. like i'm literally a mistake that shouldn't have happened, raised in a place that i'm not accepted and forced to live a life i never asked for. and all the while i'm too much of a pussy to off myself. **** .

but you guys make me laugh. so yea

<gif related, how i feel most days
User avatar #1402 - WootBoot ONLINE (06/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
when my roommate really pisses me off i stick my finger up my butthole and lather my pungent butt juice along the rim off his coffee mugs
#586 - Zaxplab (06/28/2014) [-]
I think Nickleback is okay.
I think Nickleback is okay.
User avatar #133 - sciencexplain (06/27/2014) [+] (16 replies)
I've never ever had a relationship with anyone. I'm 24, never had a girlfriend and never had sex. Relatively beta self-esteem.
User avatar #1635 - meuandme (06/28/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I love a lot of people in my life, but for whatever reason I act like an asshole to them.
User avatar #1582 - dehnoobshow (06/28/2014) [-]
I never lost my virginity.
I lied when I was 15 to sound cool. Now I regret ever second of it.
I originally planned to post as anonymous, but now I really need to stop this madness.
User avatar #770 - frickelfrackel (06/28/2014) [-]
my sister was the one who told me what "sex" is. She then demonstrated it while our father was in the other room. We are both girls.
#610 - mikepetru (06/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Find something no one can no about
>Put it in a shoe box and leave it in my house
>Days pass, and I'm terrified someone might look under my bed and find it.
>Start carrying the box around with me everywhere I go
>From time to time, I peek inside, still not believing what I found.
>Best friend becomes concerned, asks what's inside.
>Tell him no he can't know, he wouldn't be able to handle it
>Friend becomes super aggressive, starts bribing me with **** to see what's inside
>One night he sneaks into my house (very close with neighbors so I leave the door unlocked)
>I wake up when he knocks something over
>We tussle and I rip the ski mask off
>See it's him
>Finally decide it's not worth it and show him what's inside
>Just a string
>He leaves and I open the secret compartment to reveal the real secret.
>MFW it was an embarrassing picture of Spongebob at the Christmas party.
#194 - anonymous (06/27/2014) [+] (3 replies)
femanon here-sorry for ultra long read

I didn’t know what masturbation was as a child but I had been doing it since I was 6. at first it was just rubbing, when i was sleeping in bed, it wasn’t until I was 13 that i learned what masturbation was (guess where I found that out). I stopped a for a bit, being disgusted with myself, before thinking it was just this normal thing for little kids to do. Well I turned into a teenager and learned that it was normal for teens to do. Still rubbed, but never fingers. Until 15. Then I just started going hog wild. From my many years of experience I became like a ninja. I could do it in a livingroom and nobody could tell, at night, in my bed, nobody ever suspected a thing. Did it once while talking to my bro from across the room.
*continued*
User avatar #200 to #198 - smallzninja (06/27/2014) [-]
squirting just cums naturally to some girls.
User avatar #19 - kilroydotexe (06/27/2014) [+] (8 replies)
No
#1670 - anonymous (06/28/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Ok so i have a deep, deep lust for my cousin. She is insanely hot and has the best ass i've ever seen. I also have a lot of ****** up turn ons and fetishes including (but not limited to) scat, piss, bestiality, rape, impregnation, puke, the list goes on. i want nothing more than to pin my cousin down and **** her throat till she pukes on my cock, then make her lick it off, then **** on her face, wash it off with my piss, watch her while a dog tears up her asshole, and finally cum inside her so she gets pregnant with incest babies and make her **** them when she gives birth. just writing that has made me feel both aroused and disgusted with myself.
#1314 - slyeris (06/28/2014) [-]
A couple years ago I took a **** on the floor of the men's bathroom at work. I thought it would be funny, don't ask it was a long night The janitor quit the next day, and the **** was still there. It sat there for about a week. The smell was TERRIBLE.
#897 - DeathclawRulez (06/28/2014) [-]
I'm starting to think these confessions are fake.
User avatar #870 - deltoraquest (06/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I shower naked
#749 - DeathclawRulez (06/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I stole my cousins Dark Magician yugioh card when i was younger and he still doesn't know it was me.
#783 to #749 - darthsanti (06/28/2014) [-]
unforgivable
unforgivable
#484 - slidershaun (06/28/2014) [-]
well 						****					 you for making me think of the more painful parts of my life i dont even like to share with myself
well **** you for making me think of the more painful parts of my life i dont even like to share with myself
#175 - catchphrase (06/27/2014) [-]
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