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User avatar #1080 - Keril (06/28/2014) [-]
I was phone.
User avatar #177 - thenewnuggubler ONLINE (06/27/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I once shat my pants while waiting for the school bus, ran in, cleaned up, got on the bus, and shat my pants again. Completely ruined my Junior year
User avatar #65 - sliverriver (06/27/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I love rimjobs.
#1670 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/28/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Ok so i have a deep, deep lust for my cousin. She is insanely hot and has the best ass i've ever seen. I also have a lot of ****** up turn ons and fetishes including (but not limited to) scat, piss, bestiality, rape, impregnation, puke, the list goes on. i want nothing more than to pin my cousin down and **** her throat till she pukes on my cock, then make her lick it off, then **** on her face, wash it off with my piss, watch her while a dog tears up her asshole, and finally cum inside her so she gets pregnant with incest babies and make her **** them when she gives birth. just writing that has made me feel both aroused and disgusted with myself.
#1057 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
When I was 16 and sexually frustrated, I was in my best friend's home and sleeping in the guest room. I got a boner and really wanted to cum, so I started to stroke it. I thought I'd go finish in the bathroom, so quietly going through the corridor while hiding my boner I met his sister. She's 12 years old and she sees my boner. I don't know what to say and just look in her eyes, but she says (in swedish) "hush" so we both go into her room. She tells me that she's not too young for sex and that she lost her virginity last year when she was 11. She gives me a blowjob while I finger her. I hold her head and pump her face so my balls bounce on her face. When I cum in her, I push my dick as hard as possible into her throat and it feels so good. I stop and can't really understand what just happened, but I'm 22 now and we've been ******* ever since. Yes, my best friend knows that we bang, but not that we've been doing it since such early ages.
#938 - envinite (06/28/2014) [-]
I don't seed my torrent   
   
   
 only porn torrent cuz I always take my laptop to class and torrent with wifi there
I don't seed my torrent


only porn torrent cuz I always take my laptop to class and torrent with wifi there
#882 - zombiepipboy (06/28/2014) [-]
so many people having sex with their cousins...
so many people having sex with their cousins...
#765 - hudge ONLINE (06/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I don't pursue (romantic) relationships because I think I'm incapable of maintaining one. This is compounded by extreme self-loathing and issues with body-image.
#590 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/28/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I hate myself for this, but I enjoy underage sexual pictures. I'm also underage which doesn't exactly mean I'm a pedo though. Sorry guys.
>inb4 fbi
>inb4 go back to /b/
User avatar #258 - unstoppablegiggle (06/27/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Whenever someone thumbs me down, and leaves a mean comment. I don't engage them I just go to their profile and thumb down a bunch of **** .
User avatar #178 - Tailsfan ONLINE (06/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I am actually joshlol
#1754 - zeldamasterace (06/28/2014) [+] (10 replies)
i don't know if this counts cuz others know, but not you guys   
   
i'm adopted and it haunts me everyday. literally every 						*******					 day. my birth mom died when i was young, grew up getting bullied, now i'm mentally unstable due to all this 						****					. recently i found out the rest of my birth family is probably dead, (i don't communicate with them) due to a huge storm that went through where they lived. and to make it worse, my adoptive parents don't understand my feelings at all. Most of my talks with them is just about how i don't meet their expectations. which kills me inside. for the most part i don't care what anyone else says to me but when my adoptive parents say "we wish we could've raised you differently" it makes me so 						*******					 pissed off. like i'm literally a mistake that shouldn't have happened, raised in a place that i'm not accepted and forced to live a life i never asked for. and all the while i'm too much of a pussy to off myself. 						****					.    
   
but you guys make me laugh. so yea   
   
<gif related, how i feel most days
i don't know if this counts cuz others know, but not you guys

i'm adopted and it haunts me everyday. literally every ******* day. my birth mom died when i was young, grew up getting bullied, now i'm mentally unstable due to all this **** . recently i found out the rest of my birth family is probably dead, (i don't communicate with them) due to a huge storm that went through where they lived. and to make it worse, my adoptive parents don't understand my feelings at all. Most of my talks with them is just about how i don't meet their expectations. which kills me inside. for the most part i don't care what anyone else says to me but when my adoptive parents say "we wish we could've raised you differently" it makes me so ******* pissed off. like i'm literally a mistake that shouldn't have happened, raised in a place that i'm not accepted and forced to live a life i never asked for. and all the while i'm too much of a pussy to off myself. **** .

but you guys make me laugh. so yea

<gif related, how i feel most days
User avatar #1402 - WootBoot ONLINE (06/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
when my roommate really pisses me off i stick my finger up my butthole and lather my pungent butt juice along the rim off his coffee mugs
#586 - Zaxplab (06/28/2014) [-]
I think Nickleback is okay.
I think Nickleback is okay.
#170 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/27/2014) [-]
I pee in the bathroom sinks so I don't have to waste time flushing the toilet.
User avatar #133 - sciencexplain (06/27/2014) [+] (16 replies)
I've never ever had a relationship with anyone. I'm 24, never had a girlfriend and never had sex. Relatively beta self-esteem.
User avatar #1582 - dehnoobshow (06/28/2014) [-]
I never lost my virginity.
I lied when I was 15 to sound cool. Now I regret ever second of it.
I originally planned to post as anonymous, but now I really need to stop this madness.
User avatar #770 - frickelfrackel (06/28/2014) [-]
my sister was the one who told me what "sex" is. She then demonstrated it while our father was in the other room. We are both girls.
#610 - mikepetru (06/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Find something no one can no about
>Put it in a shoe box and leave it in my house
>Days pass, and I'm terrified someone might look under my bed and find it.
>Start carrying the box around with me everywhere I go
>From time to time, I peek inside, still not believing what I found.
>Best friend becomes concerned, asks what's inside.
>Tell him no he can't know, he wouldn't be able to handle it
>Friend becomes super aggressive, starts bribing me with **** to see what's inside
>One night he sneaks into my house (very close with neighbors so I leave the door unlocked)
>I wake up when he knocks something over
>We tussle and I rip the ski mask off
>See it's him
>Finally decide it's not worth it and show him what's inside
>Just a string
>He leaves and I open the secret compartment to reveal the real secret.
>MFW it was an embarrassing picture of Spongebob at the Christmas party.
User avatar #19 - kilroydotexe (06/27/2014) [+] (8 replies)
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