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#1880 - goreglash
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(06/29/2014) [-]
I'm almost certain I can masturbate to anything...
#1663 - anon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
When I was 7(male), I went into the woods with my 8 year old neighbor (also male). We had no idea what an erection was, just that we got them when we saw pretty ladies on magazine covers at the grocery store. We have a contest to see who can make theirs the longest, then end up pretending they're swords and have a sword fight. We then go and tell our 14 year old neighbor about this cool game we just played, he gets this look of absolute disgust on his face, shakes his head, and just walks away. We were very sad that he never played with us again.

That's a fairly common thing, right? Boys messing with each others' dicks before they know anything about them? Or am I going to have to tell my wife that I was a gay child?
#1771 to #1663 - anon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
common experience for kids, male & female.
#1540 - anon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** I was raped when I was 14 and now I have a rape fetish. (I am a guy and a girl did it to me and now I want more girls to do it to me)
#1555 to #1540 - Orc
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(06/28/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** You're so full of **** that your eyes are brown.
#1426 - levitatingscrotum
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I was the phone. also I might be bi. But **** that.
#1359 - ratstroke
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(06/28/2014) [-]
i prefer the actual *******/fapping to the actual orgasm as the orgasm doesnt pleasure me 80% of the time

maybe has something to do with sexual abuse as a child
#1324 - anon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
was born with a ****** up dick, had surgery when i was 2 which made it look even more ****** up and i know i can never get laid for the rest of my life due to extreme embarrassment which is causing extreme depression and constant thoughts of suicide.
#1222 - oshirixxxai
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I see dead people.
#1184 - anon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
i used to fap to pictures of my mom
#1132 - anon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I let my pet snake constrict my dick instead of masturbating
#984 - Senic
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I sometimes hump my dog from behind and I'll get a boner
#942 - samaramidnight
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(06/28/2014) [-]
When I was ~11-12yo, I thought, I was inlove with Himura Kenshin a.k.a. Battousai xD
#869 - klabautermann
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I used to burn the most cherished possessions of other kids in boyscouts when they weren't nice to me. 5 stuffed animals, 1 blankie, 1 phone, 3 wallets i think it was,
they never found out.
#838 - angelwithashotgun
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I didn't actually **** your mom

I just made that up to get back at you

#731 - anon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I want to have sex with my transgendered friend.
#687 - anon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I stayed in a **** relationship for over a year because my now ex girlfriends personality was tolerable(towards the end she became a joke a "social justice" warrior ) to where i just tolerated her for the sex.

she was a 7/10 so its fine
**** was cash
#1075 to #687 - bombaykid
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(06/28/2014) [-]
This is literally happening to me right now.
#580 - anon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
i think i might be gay
#508 - angelicdemon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Played a faggot game. Liked it.
#398 - anon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
The last year on a 10 year run as a devout catholic alter boy, i stole from the collection plate i took to a closed off room. I was never caught and took well over 10,000 dollars over the course of my senior year in high school. To this day people always tell me the bad **** they've done in their lives, I have yet to meat anyone that has done anything worse.
#294 - finblob
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I once thumbed up joshlols content
I can't live with myself
#114 - anon
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(06/27/2014) [-]
my brother and i are a year apart, and when we were younger, we shared a room and used to rub our "naughty bits" together every night until we fell asleep.