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User avatar #66 - jinxter (06/27/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I liked the Last Airbender movie.
User avatar #211 - internetexplain (06/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I bought winrar
#106 - bombaykid (06/27/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I literally only made a FJ account to fap.
#898 - onipure ONLINE (06/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
i know why kids love cinnamon toast crunch
#631 - jugularj (06/28/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I kind of want to die. I'm not suicidal in anyway, I don't think I'd ever do that since I see it as a cowards way out (just how I see it). But if something were to happen where I knew I was gonna die, I think I'd be fine with it. I'm just kind of done with life, I don't have friends, never had a real girl friend, I don't know if Im able to do what I want to do with my life, and I'm socially awkward to the point where I've become antisocial. I just don't see myself functioning properly in real life. I still love my family, and their the best part of my life and probably the only thing I'd ever miss, but I just don't know. It might just be fear of the future thats getting to me or something else, I really don't know.
I kind of want to die. I'm not suicidal in anyway, I don't think I'd ever do that since I see it as a cowards way out (just how I see it). But if something were to happen where I knew I was gonna die, I think I'd be fine with it. I'm just kind of done with life, I don't have friends, never had a real girl friend, I don't know if Im able to do what I want to do with my life, and I'm socially awkward to the point where I've become antisocial. I just don't see myself functioning properly in real life. I still love my family, and their the best part of my life and probably the only thing I'd ever miss, but I just don't know. It might just be fear of the future thats getting to me or something else, I really don't know.
#194 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/27/2014) [+] (3 replies)
femanon here-sorry for ultra long read

I didn’t know what masturbation was as a child but I had been doing it since I was 6. at first it was just rubbing, when i was sleeping in bed, it wasn’t until I was 13 that i learned what masturbation was (guess where I found that out). I stopped a for a bit, being disgusted with myself, before thinking it was just this normal thing for little kids to do. Well I turned into a teenager and learned that it was normal for teens to do. Still rubbed, but never fingers. Until 15. Then I just started going hog wild. From my many years of experience I became like a ninja. I could do it in a livingroom and nobody could tell, at night, in my bed, nobody ever suspected a thing. Did it once while talking to my bro from across the room.
*continued*
#198 to #194 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/27/2014) [-]
When the house was empty, **** got crazy. I tried all sorts of crazy stuff, lipstick tubes, brush handles, any dick shaped thing. up the butt, down the throat, vibrators, anything I could think of to get me off. I tried so desperately hard because I couldnt cum. Never had I been able to build it to an orgasm. 9 years of masturbation had done something, and I couldnt finish. One magical day, home alone, i was doing it classic style. Two finger, bit of clit rubbing, it ******* shot out. Wasn’t pee, it was all me. I was amazed, then the next time I did it again
By the time I was 16, I had trained myself to squirt, and had become incredibly versed in all sorts of sexy stuff (years of porn studies). That moment when not even legal yet, but still better trained than most porn stars.
#97 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
As a child, I would try to make my dogs cum as I wanted to know what would happen.
User avatar #1291 - bloorajah (06/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
i shot and killed a mugger once. i didn't know what to do so i called the police, no charges pressed, body was taken to he morgue.
i still keep the revolver with one empty shell under my bed as a reminder that no life is worth taking.
it haunts me every day i live.






too many faggot secrets, lets see some real stuff fj
User avatar #906 - WwIiSsPp (06/28/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I strive to make sure other people are happy because I am not happy myself
#958 - noschool (06/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Technically only one person can't know this secrete but whatever. My cousin's and my birthdays are 3 days apart so when she turned 12 and i turned 16 so our families decided her family and me would go vacation and celebrate our birthdays together, my cousin was a fairly mature for her age so i didn't mind. we hung out a lot, had fun, and all that. one night my cousin wanted to watch a movie with me on my laptop, we were at a campground so that really was it for night time entertainment, i said sure so she went and got her sleeping bag and moved it into my tent. my aunt notices and she started strange remarks to me out loud, basically she insinuating that i was trying to take advantage of her daughter because i was older, so i questioned her in private and she didn't explicitly say it but she did confirm my beliefs and i was just appalled that she would think that of me and we get into an argument and i decked her, she's out cold. when i came to my senses I panicked, i threw my jacket over her to camouflage her in the dark. Consider telling uncle, he is cool but he is a hard ass and I don't know how he'd handle me decking his wife. Try to think of something else but i hear my cousin call so i had to return, she wanted to watch The Incredibles, with no plan I reluctantly agreed. 10 minutes pass, I can't focus, then my uncle comes by asking about his wife, stay silent. My cousin says "Mom was talking to anon a few minutes ago " . He looks at me. I didn't know what was going to happen but i didn't want it to happen in front of my cousin, walk about 10 yards out, sigh and spill my guts. When i was done he stood there for a bit looked back at my cousin in the tent staring at us and just told me to go back and watch the movie and that he'd handle it. next morning aunt has a huge bruise on her head but the events are never discussed, one day i will tell my cousin i decked her mom so we could watch The Incredibles together.
User avatar #603 - captainfuckitall (06/28/2014) [-]
Nice try, F.B.I, but you're not gonna find where the bodies are buried.
#1224 - AverageUser (06/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
It was me!




I took the boots!
User avatar #1022 - artexplain (06/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
my biggest secret...

When I was in grade 10 (about 5-6 years ago) I moved to a new town and went to the highschool there. Everything was okay at first, I made a few friends in my art classes and got a long with the teachers well enough. I met this girl, her name was Olivia. I was in the middle of a painting while listening to my ipod, blaring Vermilion part II by Slipknot. She tapped me on my shoulder and said she loved that song and she enjoyed slipknot, asked about my painting, small talk etc. I had something special with her, that no one has been able to replicate. No woman in my life has been able to make me smile like Olivia could. I started to get bullied for being with her, apparently she wasn't "cool" or whatever the **** people used to care about. I had no friends, just Olivia. She was beautiful, but she had trouble speaking to people. She wasn't special needs or anything, she just had a tough life. (Her father tried to burn their house down while they were still inside, beat her and I even believe he molested her.) No one liked her but myself.
One day, during the summer I got a call from Olivias mother. She told me quite bluntly that Olivia had died. She was hit by a truck, wasn't even a drunk driver. The ****** just couldn't be bothered to look up from his cell phone to notice her walking across to the bus stop.
I was numb.
After her funeral, I stayed in bed the entire next day.
I tried to kill myself by taking sleeping pills.
I was listening to my ipod on shuffle and the song that acted as the catalyst for my introduction to her, Vermilion part II echoed in my ears. I remember crying, for the first time after her death. Harder than I have or ever will cry. I stayed awake through the pills effects. I still cry when I hear that song. I have become a better man because of what happened, but I will always feel an emptiness where she used to be.

TLR; **** you, I didnt write this for you.



#503 - pointblankhits (06/28/2014) [-]
I always thought you guys and girls were a load off thoroughly 						******					 up individuals    
But hearing half of these story's has shown me without a shadow of a doubt   
you people are definitely a load of thoroughly 						******					 up individuals.   
The other half made me 						*******					 sad at the 						****					 some of you deal with    
on a daily bases.  Assuming the stories are true     
After seeing this post helping people i started thinking   
Maybe Joshlol is a good guy   
   
   
   
   
   
 Then i realized he's totally not a good guy, 						****					 you joshlol
I always thought you guys and girls were a load off thoroughly ****** up individuals
But hearing half of these story's has shown me without a shadow of a doubt
you people are definitely a load of thoroughly ****** up individuals.
The other half made me ******* sad at the **** some of you deal with
on a daily bases. Assuming the stories are true
After seeing this post helping people i started thinking
Maybe Joshlol is a good guy





Then i realized he's totally not a good guy, **** you joshlol
User avatar #854 - supervenom (06/28/2014) [+] (15 replies)
>be me 17 junior year
>1st semester ends and I still haven't gotten my **** together
>decide to myself that i will amount to nothing and want to kill myself
>around that time I come down with a virus of some sort
>out of school for a week just because I exaggerated my symptoms
>come back and am swamped with school work while failing all but 1 of my classes
>still want to kill myself
>start looking up OD information on drugs that are available at my house
>find sertraline(off brand prozac)
>find out serotonin syndrome can occur if OD
>OD on that **** bruh
>next day feel like ****
>stomach feels like sugar free hariboo gummies times infinite
>all side effects of gummy bears hit my with the intensity of a thousand suns
>stomach contracts and expands almost every other minute
>heart is racing and convulsing
>stay home for another week because I pop 10 of those suckers an hour
>(mom has depression and is prescribed it in bulk because logic)
>during that week i make "friends"
>friends are little parts of bed sheet that i was convinced were communicating with me by waving gestures
>mom comes in one day and asks me who I'm talking to
>"my friends mom"
>as I try to convince my mom that these things were real she wonders if she should take me to the mental hospital
>i spend my whole day talking with "friends" who communicate with me
User avatar #856 to #854 - supervenom (06/28/2014) [-]
Cont.
>one morning hear weird **** in my room above my bed and closet
>convinced someone is in room
>call dad to help look
>mfw we look through everything
>mfw we find nothing
>still convinced something is living in my room and am determined to catch it
>start trying to video record "person" with cell phone and Ipod
>mfw I swear i see or hear something in every video
>mfw parents are seriously starting to consider sending me to mental hospital
>stop trying to catch person
>stop eating
>still talking to "friends" as they are the only ones who can understand my condition
>still popping pills
Should I continue?
User avatar #722 - cakeninjatigerlily (06/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I am the real slim shady.
#505 - tyrano (06/28/2014) [-]
i'm actually a tri-gendered pyrofox from the forest planet
#464 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I am not sexually attracted to admin.
User avatar #23 - pongldr (06/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
i thumb all joshlol content down
User avatar #65 - sliverriver (06/27/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I love rimjobs.
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