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User avatar #1658 - stankybutt ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
My butt isn't actually that stanky
User avatar #1655 - profegalactico (06/28/2014) [-]
I told my ex-girlfriend that I had sex with her friend before we went out but we actually did it while we were dating.
User avatar #1437 - cantbackdown (06/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I'm 17 and never kissed a girl
User avatar #1389 - xProjectZerox (06/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
2 Christmases ago, Me and my ex (my fiance at the time) got in a fight. I had just had a severe head injury and was having hallucinations and mood swings and she hated it. She wound up sleeping with my best friend on christmas day. They then up and moved to Ohio together where she promptly dumped him and started sleeping around. After all that I would still go back to her at a moments notice. And think about her constantly.
User avatar #1211 - dinonator (06/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
i think admin is a huge faggot. im scared hell ban me so ill anonymously say it
User avatar #1206 - RlCK ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
**RlCK rolls 79** I can believe it's not butter..
User avatar #1199 - SirVladimir (06/28/2014) [-]
I haven't come out to my gay friends as straight yet.
User avatar #1142 - killermuffin (06/28/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I have no idea who joshlol is. I haven't been on FJ in like, 8 months and I see all these comments about him... No clue who he is.
User avatar #1144 to #1142 - donttasemebro (06/28/2014) [-]
iv'e been here for 6 months.
i even know who he is.
#1098 - anonymous (06/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
i finger myself anally
im a male , and im not gay
i just like the feeling
User avatar #1124 to #1098 - killermuffin (06/28/2014) [-]
I hope you earn that thumbs up even if you posted as an anon.
User avatar #1030 - kolpster (06/28/2014) [-]
I know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.
#992 - touchmybutt ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
When I was six years old, me and my bestfriend who was the same age as me had a thing called "gay club". It's pretty obvious what it is. We kissed, touched butts, never sex because at the time, we didn't even know what it was. He is straight as a pole, have had sex a bit over 10 times at the age of 18... And then there's me. I came out of the closet about a week ago. (:
He don't like talking about it.
User avatar #782 - higaphix (06/28/2014) [-]
I still love my ex and sometimes pretend she's still staying in the guestroon at my house
User avatar #762 - iprochaosangel (06/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I accidently made a kid become crazy, attempt suicide, put into a asylum, and now i dont even know where he is.
User avatar #487 - docvolto (06/28/2014) [-]
I was phone.
#480 - anonymous (06/28/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I watch a lot of incest porn
User avatar #562 to #480 - iamsammich (06/28/2014) [-]
i like incest when it's really young sister and brother or two brothers. something about the whole innocent exploration is hot to me
#477 - buttholee (06/28/2014) [-]
Also, I've downloaded music.... Illegally
Also, I've downloaded music.... Illegally
User avatar #236 - sksyslses (06/27/2014) [-]
I cheated on my girlfriend when she was away.
User avatar #31 - pokimone (06/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**** it, legit secret time. The only reason I'm friends with a good number of my friends is because I have such low self esteem, that I feel like I can't do any better. The only friends I have I can honestly say I'm proud to know are my best friend, my girlfriend, and 2 others. The rest I keep around because they make me feel better about myself. I'm aware that I'm an asshole for that, even though I like to lie to myself and say I'm a good person, but deep down, even though I'd do anything in the world for those 4 people I mentioned, deep down I'm still aware of how selfish I am, and I feel like I should be ashamed for it but I'm not even sure if I really am. I have trouble telling which of my emotions are fake and which arn't, and because of that, I act differently around different people. The only 4 people I truly feel I'd sacrifice myself for are again, my best friend, my girlfriend, and those 2 others, the rest I might go a little out of my way for, but I wouldn't take a bullet for them or anything. I'm an awful person, and I know this, but for some reason, I'm not ashamed of it. I worry I might be a sociopath sometimes.
User avatar #30 - pizzaweed (06/27/2014) [-]
I'm not a stoner.

I focus more on the pizza part of my name
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