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#175 - sonofposeidon ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
Sing me a song, of fannies in thongs,   
And other such sights to delight.   
Give me a bust, mighty as a gust,   
To roll over me all through the long night.   
Be in not, i think, in my power to deny   
That truest of true ecstasy,   
I sleep with consciuous clear as blue sky,   
Knowing she pops that pussy for no one but me.   
So let the naysayers nay as they do,   
And leave me to fat bottoms and breasts,   
I know not much, but I know this is true:   
They shall never fail to impress.
Sing me a song, of fannies in thongs,
And other such sights to delight.
Give me a bust, mighty as a gust,
To roll over me all through the long night.
Be in not, i think, in my power to deny
That truest of true ecstasy,
I sleep with consciuous clear as blue sky,
Knowing she pops that pussy for no one but me.
So let the naysayers nay as they do,
And leave me to fat bottoms and breasts,
I know not much, but I know this is true:
They shall never fail to impress.
User avatar #167 - chrisruler (06/28/2014) [-]
Roses are red
True love is rare
Booty, booty, booty
Rockin' everywhere.

works everytime
User avatar #186 - uzimakelover (06/28/2014) [-]
Grass is green. Weed is greener. I think of Sakura when I touch my weiner.
#176 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
"how do I ask a boy out?"

unless your ugly or fat it will be easier than breathing
#142 - weirddark ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
#114 - yisumad (06/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#76 - zerith (06/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**zerith rolled image** GIVE ME THUMBS!
#178 - leonicz (06/28/2014) [-]
have you seen my lambo?
User avatar #177 - darkjustifier (06/28/2014) [-]
wanna have sex?
User avatar #126 - factori (06/28/2014) [-]
I like your shoes, wanna **** ?
User avatar #105 - jackmanagan ONLINE (06/28/2014) [+] (6 replies)
"Total slaughter, total slaughter,
I won't leave a single man alive...
La de da de dide...genocide...
La de da de dud...an ocean of blood...
Let's begin the killing time."
User avatar #79 - fuckyeahxd (06/28/2014) [-]
twinkle twinkle little whore
i will **** you by the door
if you'll scream and make a sound
i will shove you in the ground
User avatar #32 - katinka (06/27/2014) [+] (4 replies)
being silly like that only works if you're good looking and to a point, not all guys enjoy this kind of humor and when they get over your looks they usually dump you over **** like this
experience, now i just shut up and look good
User avatar #54 to #36 - warlordstuart ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
I don't think its entirely beta. I was an unattractive kid and knew it. I was suspicious of girls and didn't trust anyone when I was younger. There was a girl asked me out for her best friend. She was cute too but I told her to piss off because I thought she wanted to make a joke out of me.

Oh well. Married and have a kid now, not exactly upset about it. Still, most guys, even betas just need to get out of their own way and relax. Chances are, no one is out to hurt you on purpose.

That whole myth that girls want taken guys is actually pretty ******** too. Guys just relax when they are dating girls and start to notice the signs because they aren't worried anymore and thus realize that they are more desirable than they think.
User avatar #14 - ruiningthejoke (06/27/2014) [+] (3 replies)
This post is funny because people give the girl funny things to tell her boyfriend to ask him to go out and the last one could be used for killing purposes.
#7 - biebergotswag (06/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
if the girl is not like super hot, that sort of comment can be seen as sexual harassment, because she could be treated like men
User avatar #35 to #7 - tsoper (06/27/2014) [-]
actually yea... you are right
User avatar #137 - shinku (06/28/2014) [-]
Let's ****
User avatar #112 - jogoto (06/28/2014) [-]
"we gon' frick, and frack, bring the condoms"
User avatar #101 - trollmobile ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
"i'll let your touch my boobs"
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