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#209 - anon
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(05/01/2010) [-]
you all must be semi retarded douche bags. all you do is bitch and complain about how you can understand metal music... but thats not what metal is about. people who listen to metal appreciate the skill and talent the musicians have and put into every song. I had to do a speech an Mick (the guitarist) and he can play 31 notes evenly spaced and the correct notes in 1 second....stop being a bitch. all your "music" is is bass and it sounds like ****.
#249 to #209 - Son of a glitch
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(05/01/2010) [-]
You could've had a decent comment if you left out "I had to do a speech an Mick (the guitarist) and he can play 31 notes evenly spaced and the correct notes in 1 second...."
#223 to #209 - doctorhax
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(05/01/2010) [-]
acutally, you are semi retarded cos u dont even know how to make a ******* account. we do understand metal music, which is about listening to good bands and drawing pictures of justin bieber getting killed in many hilarious ways, my personal favourite is either the blender on the head or in a giant blender with sharpening stones
#213 to #209 - forestw
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(05/01/2010) [-]
I understand, I just think slipknot is a bad band. Their drummer is simply amazing and way too good for them, but other than that I don't like them.

there are many other metal bands that are much better.
#226 to #209 - TheElectricCat
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(05/01/2010) [-]
mate, if your gonna flip out on funnyjunk get an account so our thumbs down actually count !
#214 to #209 - anon
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(05/01/2010) [-]
Metallica FTW
#218 to #209 - Bigbrae
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(05/01/2010) [-]
Dude, I love how you flip **** on the internet about music. Get a life faggot.
#211 to #209 - Spaceraptor
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(05/01/2010) [-]
Haters gunna hate.
#212 to #209 - SpedoBear
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(05/01/2010) [-]
dude, i completely understand that. I am not a slipknot fan, but it does take a lot of skill. btw, i beleive in the saying that music is like candy, just through away the wrappers.
#14 - wdcking
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(04/30/2010) [-]
i got it up to the last slide can some one explain it plz
#16 to #14 - TweakyBoy
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(04/30/2010) [-]
he was cranking music. then, he turned the music off, he didnt turn the sound back down. later that night he was mindlessly surfing fj and he accidently put his mouse over an ad. then, the ad started playing really loudly and scared the fecal matter out of him
#17 to #16 - wdcking
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(04/30/2010) [-]
Oh ok thanx
#7 - anon
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(04/30/2010) [-]
slipknot is for fags, they are just a bunch of talentless posers
#22 to #7 - PharaohsDaughter **User deleted account**
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#29 - Iceblade
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(04/30/2010) [-]
hilarious comic...but i thumbed you down because slipknot is ****
#43 to #29 - anon
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(04/30/2010) [-]
thats ****** up man, this is funnyjunk, not voteforurfavoritebandjunk.
#76 to #43 - Iceblade
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(04/30/2010) [-]
slipknot is just soo bad though sorry.
#41 - twarilyn
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(04/30/2010) [-]
Slipknot is a fag ass dumb retard idiot band that sucks balls. go KoRn. there better and they have like 5 less members. **** slipknow. posers
#58 to #41 - thecultleader
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(04/30/2010) [-]
**** you all metal bands suck filthy hobodick compared to metallica
#67 to #58 - twarilyn
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(04/30/2010) [-]
Metallica is awesome and rock mah socks bitch!!!
#42 to #41 - joeyfisher
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(04/30/2010) [-]
agreed
#44 to #42 - twarilyn
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(04/30/2010) [-]
THANKYOU.
#47 to #44 - Zerk
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(04/30/2010) [-]
If you listen, all slipnot is is repetitive lyrics with a simple, and again repetitive guitar part, with the drummer going just smacking the drums over and over like DUNDUNDUNDUN
#49 to #47 - twarilyn
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(04/30/2010) [-]
exactly. and dont forget the lyrics are meaningless
#46 to #44 - joeyfisher
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(04/30/2010) [-]
humph why would someone thumb down an innocent internet user like that for no reason
#48 to #46 - twarilyn
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(04/30/2010) [-]
who me? lol i dont thumb. i make sammiches XD
#50 to #48 - joeyfisher
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(04/30/2010) [-]
lol i dont think ur a woman cuz women need to be told multiple times to MAKE ME A GODDAMN SANDWHICH!!!!
#51 to #50 - twarilyn
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(04/30/2010) [-]
nah. ill make sammitch. want bacon??
#52 to #51 - joeyfisher
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(04/30/2010) [-]
DO U EVEN NEED TO ASK THAT OF COURSE I WANT BACON XD
#55 to #52 - twarilyn
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(04/30/2010) [-]
*slaps self* sheesh i dont know why i asked hehe
#56 to #55 - joeyfisher
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(04/30/2010) [-]
maybe now you will learn -walks off with bacon sammmich- -runs back- WHERES THE ************ CHEESE!!!
#57 to #56 - twarilyn
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(04/30/2010) [-]
its on there but i put so much damn bacon on it... you'll neva find it >:) muhaha
#60 to #57 - joeyfisher
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(04/30/2010) [-]
DONT EVER CONTRODICT ME ONE SEC -NOM NOM NOM- HMMM DAMN FINE SAMMICH
#66 to #60 - twarilyn
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(04/30/2010) [-]
i make em good!!!!!
#68 to #66 - joeyfisher
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(04/30/2010) [-]
WELL THERE BETTER BE SOME MORE OF THOSE LEFT
#69 to #68 - twarilyn
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(04/30/2010) [-]
oh theres tons. im prepared
#71 to #69 - anon
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(04/30/2010) [-]
metallic is for gays
#77 to #71 - twarilyn
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(04/30/2010) [-]
um no. see thats incorrect.
#70 to #69 - joeyfisher
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(04/30/2010) [-]
yesh well this is trully a great day for men but im getting raped with thumbs downs :(
#72 to #70 - twarilyn
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(04/30/2010) [-]
ahhh who cares? there just anons with nothing else to do but enjoy slipknot. i USED to love fj but it went downhill fast
#78 to #72 - TheNewRavager
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(04/30/2010) [-]
This is the longest string of thumbed down comments I have seen...


...I like Iced Earth...
and Symphony X...
#83 to #78 - joeyfisher
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(04/30/2010) [-]
i know this is ****** bs and y wouldu join now ull getthumbed down
#79 to #78 - twarilyn
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(04/30/2010) [-]
THUMBS DOWN NAZI BITCHES THUMBS DOWN AND I GAIN MOAR POWWER!!!!!
#53 to #51 - DJKitty
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(04/30/2010) [-]
I'll have one. *taps on butt* Pip Pip.
#92 to #41 - kirbyguy
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(04/30/2010) [-]
WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THUMB DOWN PARTY!!!!!/?
#222 - doctorhax
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(05/01/2010) [-]
Slipknot are awesome!! theyre one of the best bands ever (my personal fave is metallica)
#227 to #222 - uberslayer
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(05/01/2010) [-]
you sir, fail at being a metalhead. *puts on flame suit*
#233 to #227 - doctorhax
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(05/01/2010) [-]
how do i fail
#234 to #233 - uberslayer
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(05/01/2010) [-]
slipknot is not metal
#240 to #234 - doctorhax
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(05/01/2010) [-]
umm they are, theyre thrash/death metal
#252 to #240 - uberslayer
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(05/02/2010) [-]
No. To use a dumb term, they're mallcore. they're really just some hard rock. Toxic Holocaust is thrash. Dying Fetus is death metal.
#253 to #252 - doctorhax
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(05/02/2010) [-]
hard rock is AC/DC, slipknot are thrash/death metal, death metal is like bring me the horizon and cannibal corpse, slayer is thrash metal
#254 to #253 - uberslayer
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(05/02/2010) [-]
1. Bring me the Horizon are part of deathcore, which is killing metal.
2. Slipknot is hard rock, but updated. It doesn't have to be from the 70's to be hard rock.
3.we all know slayer and cannibal corpse are thrash and death metal respectively. So are Toxic Holocaust and Dying Fetus.
#256 to #254 - doctorhax
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(05/03/2010) [-]
k, dude, soz, ur right, as long as we both believe in metal and rock, the good music
#257 to #256 - uberslayer
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(05/03/2010) [-]
Yea that works
#258 to #257 - doctorhax
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(05/03/2010) [-]
lol, wut ur fave band?
#259 to #258 - uberslayer
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(05/03/2010) [-]
toss up between black sabbath and morbid angel. friend me so we can do this over chat
#24 - SeanHere
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(04/30/2010) [-]
dude the ad is right below this picture for me haha
#236 - Zapa **User deleted account**
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(05/01/2010) [-]
**Zapa rolls 9** I hope its not 0.
#232 - autioguitar **User deleted account**
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(05/01/2010) [-]
I've done that before and it scared the **** out of me...but with music better than Slipknot.
#231 - huntrshado
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(05/01/2010) [-]
I was one of the first to see this pic. I'm so proud :)
#27 - wedge
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(04/30/2010) [-]
this made me laugeh soooo hard, cuz the same thing happened to me.
but i was blasting august burns red, and it was an acne solution add and the first thing it said was"HEY!!!!!"
#20 - lawrenceguitars
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(04/30/2010) [-]
Nice, im the singer in a slipknot tribute band. Search my username in youtube to see videos.
#73 to #20 - anon
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(04/30/2010) [-]
haha your a gay!
#166 to #73 - lawrenceguitars
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(05/01/2010) [-]
yea im am, and what?
#18 - anon
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(04/30/2010) [-]
slipknot r posers
megadeth is bettar
#21 to #18 - lawrenceguitars
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(04/30/2010) [-]
megadeth

when you're so lame your singer starts his own coffee brand
#54 - Arsonist
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(04/30/2010) [-]
Oh hey you play your music way too loud just to annoy your neighbors.

Know what that makes you? A fag. Only sceners and wiggers try to show off their music taste.
#156 - anon
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(05/01/2010) [-]
slipknot? hah!
#13 - GenerationFallen
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(04/30/2010) [-]
Awesome! Except for the slipknot part.
#31 - anon
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(04/30/2010) [-]
Slipknot sucks! Listen to some real metal
#33 to #31 - AlanbalMIT
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(04/30/2010) [-]
i agree, and i'm not a ******* pussy, slipknot doesn't make me piss, they only make me say "what drop D afination works for"
#34 to #31 - Funnydude abc **User deleted account**
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(04/30/2010) [-]
ONLY MARYLIN MANSON IS HEAVYER THAN SLIPKNOT
#35 to #34 - Butt Nuggit
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(04/30/2010) [-]
Outworld PWNS
#36 to #35 - Funnydude abc **User deleted account**
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(04/30/2010) [-]
Thumbs 4 u!
#63 - TehDogman
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(04/30/2010) [-]
that is why you get adsweeper for chrome ive never even seen those ads
#59 - bearcattttt
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(04/30/2010) [-]
you should have known better then to put what you were listening to. never do that!!!!!!!!!
#45 - anon
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(04/30/2010) [-]
lol. i have an e harmony ad on the bottom of my scrren right now