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#439 - elcreepo ONLINE (06/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
That video, the way it pisses me off...    
   
Those people are the reason I am working to lose my 80-90 pound excess weight.    
   
I will be DAMNED if I turn into one of those... those ridiculous moocows who are LYING, outright LYING to themselves and making themselves feel better about being the way you are    
   
It's great that you're happy but accept the fact that you are doing massive damage to your body BEFORE going to these things. Admit you have a problem first before you decide if you can live with it. And if you can, that's fine, but don't sit there and tell the world you're perfectly healthy and exercise everyday. Don't go saying being thin is bad, or that you're a victim of society. No, you're a victim of your own lazyness and it is YOUR fault that you're fat, not genetics, because genetics DOES NOT turn you into a simmering pile of pigfat. Husky maybe, bulky, but not a glob of mucus someone hacked up onto the sidewalk.    
   
That comes from years of denial, of saying it's too hard to work out so you won't, or saying there's no point in working out because you won't lose that much weight, at the rate you're going even five pounds off is going to benefit you.    
   
Put down the 						*******					 ice cream. Go for a walk. Just a walk and work up to a run. Eat an apple.Eat as much protein as you can so you don't dive facefirst into that swimming pool of empty calories you call a treat.  I will personally have you write down everything you've eaten in a week to show you the RIDICULOUS amount of food you're eating. I will show you that it's cheaper and easier, not to mention saner and logical, to put that 						*******					 fork down or put it into a salad for once.    
   
What you are doing belongs on my strange addiction. What you are doing is an addiction that is hurting you as much as smoking. At least smokers don't deny its destroying their lungs.    
   
IT'S NOT THAT 						*******					 HARD TO LOSE SOME WEIGHT IF YOU PUT YOUR MIND TO IT.    
   
Stupid moocows.
That video, the way it pisses me off...

Those people are the reason I am working to lose my 80-90 pound excess weight.

I will be DAMNED if I turn into one of those... those ridiculous moocows who are LYING, outright LYING to themselves and making themselves feel better about being the way you are

It's great that you're happy but accept the fact that you are doing massive damage to your body BEFORE going to these things. Admit you have a problem first before you decide if you can live with it. And if you can, that's fine, but don't sit there and tell the world you're perfectly healthy and exercise everyday. Don't go saying being thin is bad, or that you're a victim of society. No, you're a victim of your own lazyness and it is YOUR fault that you're fat, not genetics, because genetics DOES NOT turn you into a simmering pile of pigfat. Husky maybe, bulky, but not a glob of mucus someone hacked up onto the sidewalk.

That comes from years of denial, of saying it's too hard to work out so you won't, or saying there's no point in working out because you won't lose that much weight, at the rate you're going even five pounds off is going to benefit you.

Put down the ******* ice cream. Go for a walk. Just a walk and work up to a run. Eat an apple.Eat as much protein as you can so you don't dive facefirst into that swimming pool of empty calories you call a treat. I will personally have you write down everything you've eaten in a week to show you the RIDICULOUS amount of food you're eating. I will show you that it's cheaper and easier, not to mention saner and logical, to put that ******* fork down or put it into a salad for once.

What you are doing belongs on my strange addiction. What you are doing is an addiction that is hurting you as much as smoking. At least smokers don't deny its destroying their lungs.

IT'S NOT THAT ******* HARD TO LOSE SOME WEIGHT IF YOU PUT YOUR MIND TO IT.

Stupid moocows.
#413 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/20/2014) [-]
MFW exercise is hard.
MFW exercise is hard.
User avatar #400 - mojusk (06/20/2014) [+] (2 replies)
its a question about how deep you dig your own grave.
the deeper you dig, the harder it is to get up.
the fatter you get, the harder it is to get fit-
#341 - serotonin (06/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
My friends mother went to doctor   
Fr. Mother - But doctor I just cant loose weight.  It impossible.   
Doctor - Do you know that there no fat people in Auschwitz?   
   
Friend tought that doctor was rude. I think that he was right
My friends mother went to doctor
Fr. Mother - But doctor I just cant loose weight. It impossible.
Doctor - Do you know that there no fat people in Auschwitz?

Friend tought that doctor was rude. I think that he was right
User avatar #331 - qdmin (06/19/2014) [-]
Eat way less. Eat healthy. Exercise daily. If you're fat..there is no going to the gym 2-3 times a week. The amount of damage you've done to your body requires daily training. And yea it's going to be ******* hard, it's hard for fit people. Being fat is a personal problem and probably started by poor parenting and continued into adulthood. And don't even tell me you can't afford healthy food. If you can afford to be that fat you can afford healthy food and a gym membership. I seriously hate fat people with a passion because fat people are literally walking similes for "lazy" and "ignorant". Why should I have to feel uncomfortable walking through a hallway because a fat person takes up 2/3rds of it...i shouldn't. I have to be on my feet with no breaks for 8 hours a day for work in arizona's blistering heat and i can watch a fat person struggle to get out of their car and get their ******* 64oz soda and almost have a heart attack doing it. Just because fat people are the majority doesn't mean it's a legitimate problem, it's a personal problem. And personally i shouldn't feel bad for fat people. No one should.
#329 - lolzordz (06/19/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Im a skinny guy and I try my hardest to actually put ON weight. So I can see where fat people are coming from when they say it's hard for them to lose weight. Sure it may be possible but for some people it's way easier than others and I think we should all take some perspective on that.
#325 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/19/2014) [-]
God damn I hate fat people so much. They are disgusting and ugly. The most unattractive people on the planet. Get some ******* exercise, it's not hard. Go for a ******* walk once a day or some **** . How about you not have 5ths during dinner? Eat less, move more, you'll be fine. Obesity is not a disease, you're just a lazy asshole. I don't understand how someone fat can look in a mirror and say "... I'm ok with this." It's mind boggling. If you have a condition then just eat less and exercise even more... it just means you'll have to work harder than other people. They also take those handicapped spaces, that pisses me off most of all. You're just a lazy fat ass, not handicapped. If anything we should make them walk farther, maybe then they'd get more exercise and lose some damn weight. It'll definitely help their love life as well.
#270 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/19/2014) [-]
The host is right, obviously genetics plays a part in how much fat a certain person needs to be healthy, and how easy it is for them to get rid of/put on fat down to their metabolism, but unless there's a very complex health condition they would never actually be genetically obese. I did hear about a woman who physically couldn't stop putting on weight after she either had a stroke or was in a car crash, (can't remember which) but that would be extremely rare. These women aren't even listening to what's being said..
#250 - Deavas (06/19/2014) [+] (8 replies)
well shes not wrong
some people are genetically fat
shes not
99% of the people who are fat are not
but some people are
#202 - robuntu (06/19/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I know people like to hate on fat people, but his answer is retarded. It's technically correct, but it doesn't make it any less retarded than the 9th grader who goes around slapping people and saying, 'BUT I DIDN'T TOUCH YOU!' Technically, he's right. Physics and all that jazz: physics.stackexchange.com/questions/23797/what-does-it-mean-for-two-objects-to-touch

But it's a pointless thing to say.
#215 to #202 - justtocomment (06/19/2014) [-]
What do you mean? His answer is a basic truth that can be applied universally. Burn more calories, eat fewer calories. There are plenty of other supplements and nutrients that can be involved, but at its core it all comes down to energy in and out like he said.
I was 310 pounds just a few months ago, and was on the upward slope. And I was too lazy to lose the weight. I made excuses, said I was healthy as I was, pretended that losing weight was too hard and I needed to go slowly about it... Then I lost a good job, got stuck with a ****** minimum wage job, roommate moved out and I was suddenly so broke I couldn't afford to keep eating as much. Having about 6 dollars a week to feed myself, and working a physically demanding job (as compared to the desk job I had before), I was suddenly down to 215 pounds. I'm still at that weight, because I continue to watch my caloric intake now that I have more money.
It's not comfortable, it's not fun, and it's not easy. The only reason I even managed to lose the weight was because the option was taken out of my hands and it was no longer up to my own willpower. But the fact remains that it is still just about energy in and energy out.
User avatar #199 - theugandanhero (06/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I really can't believe I just sat there and watched the whole thing
User avatar #206 to #199 - lumberjackery (06/19/2014) [-]
you picked the worst text color ever to read. but i share your opinion.
#191 - stayoutofmyshed (06/19/2014) [-]
>curvy
fat as **** . DON'T WATCH THE SOURCE. MY BUTT ARHGHG
#185 - nctr (06/19/2014) [-]
genetics
#133 - FMLs (06/19/2014) [-]
my sister's friend has been one of the most active people i know for as long as i can remember. She eats right and doesn't spend much time just sitting around, but she has always been a very large girl. she's the rare 1 in 1001446 fat people that actually just cant lose weight The rest of y'all are just some lazy ***** I can say that because i'm a fat lazy **** too
User avatar #129 - teevee (06/19/2014) [-]
Even if fat is genetic; that's a problem, not an excuse. I could just say that it's okay for me to kill people because I have mental issues, when that's just a ****** situation that I have to deal with, not justify.
User avatar #115 - kebabman (06/19/2014) [-]
I think Gervais got it pretty spot on
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4YZiKbklAE
User avatar #106 - liamdurf ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
The thing about exercise is that the more you do it the easier it gets.
#42 - plwmar ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
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