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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #217 - monsieurhonkhonk
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Except that this post is ignoring how Noah told everyone around him multiple times exactly what was going to happen, and offering them places on the boat. But he and God both knew that they were too stubborn to listen, and they died because of it. All they had to do was go on the ark and they would have lived.


Good job, OP. Next time, try telling the whole story?
#223 to #217 - economic [OP]
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Didn't made it.
User avatar #225 to #223 - monsieurhonkhonk
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You posted it, and didn't bother to elaborate. That's just as bad.
User avatar #226 to #225 - economic [OP]
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It has 13 words in it. Did you want me to post the bible or something.
User avatar #228 to #226 - monsieurhonkhonk
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Well if you could be ******* bothered to elaborate in the description, it'd be a real ******* pleasure.
User avatar #229 to #228 - economic [OP]
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I don't really do religion. I'm more of a racist who hates jews than anything.
User avatar #208 - WakaTakaBang
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I don't want to be that guy, but I'm going to have to defend God on that one. He saw that the things he created were corrupt and couldn't be saved. He killed man because he was irredeemable. I feel like every time someone uses this as a basis for an argument against the Old Testament, it's because they haven't read the book. If you want a crash course on the story, watch the new movie "Noah". It's very wrong in many aspects, but it's food for thought.

But it's easier to be intellectually lazy, look at a white text image, and say to yourself, "Hey, that makes sense now that I don't think about it".
User avatar #212 to #208 - graydiggy
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With that logic, god is not all powerful and has no plan.
#176 - kcwsooners
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**kcwsooners rolled image**
>2014
>still believe what's in the bible is a fact.
User avatar #133 - enemyoftrn
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Wasn't the killing thing during Moses? Why did you show Noah's Ark?
And is that in background the Solomon's Temple?
Dude, wtf?
#146 to #133 - anon id: be6c0d3a
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The whole point of the flood was to kill everything not on the ark. The Moses thing was the death of the firstborn male in Egyptian families. Get your fairy tales straight, man.
User avatar #232 to #146 - enemyoftrn
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Aye, stupid fairytale.
#186 to #133 - boomyturtle
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..the flood chap...
Moses = "Let mah peeps go breh"
Noah = "Whoever and Whatever ain't on this boat gon' die"
#127 - numbas
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**numbas rolled image** abort this
#150 to #127 - givememoarpony
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i thought muscly pretty boy romans were the ultimate creation of god, if not for the faggotry and the polytheism
i thought muscly pretty boy romans were the ultimate creation of god, if not for the faggotry and the polytheism
#111 - anon id: 403b61ae
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sorry but i just dont see how noah and his crew were the only good people left in the world....

oh, and heres something for you religious people... how did cain, adam and eve's son who murdered his brother abel, get a wife and have children if there were supposedly only 3 people created so far
User avatar #118 to #111 - Nastycold
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The bible says that Adam and Eve lived to be 900, and they didn't stop having children until they died. Eve always got pregnant with a set of twins: Always a boy and a girl, so the boy's spouse was his twin sister.
#100 - pietmyvrou
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Yup.
He killed every murderer, thief and rapist as well.
wait, so He wiped out EVERYONE cept 8, regardless of their pregnancy state?

BTW dont lose badly in a ranked LOL game then come and look at this ****.
Bad idea. Look at me, a perfectly normal lurker...commenting???
I...i dont know who I am anymore...
User avatar #73 - jacklane
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Calm your tits, it's just a fable from a storybook
User avatar #76 to #73 - brokded
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lol
User avatar #68 - nightmaren
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bu-but they were all evil and deserved it!
#67 - including
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#48 - firehippie
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#40 - economic [OP]
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**economic rolled image** "+284" in 7 hours   
The ***** gonna hit the fan.
**economic rolled image** "+284" in 7 hours
The ***** gonna hit the fan.
#58 to #40 - anon id: 200db8f4
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Sethorein is mad.
User avatar #37 - swordartonlinefan
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yeah because at that time the world was full of sin, he flooded the world to restart and try again....because we humans tend to **** up a lot of ****
User avatar #72 to #37 - darktoucan
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why arent we flooded yet ? there is too much sin in the world
User avatar #159 - koneella
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no it's not. finnish christian here.