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User avatar #217 - monsieurhonkhonk (04/08/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Except that this post is ignoring how Noah told everyone around him multiple times exactly what was going to happen, and offering them places on the boat. But he and God both knew that they were too stubborn to listen, and they died because of it. All they had to do was go on the ark and they would have lived.

Good job, OP. Next time, try telling the whole story?
#211 - devout feminist (04/08/2014) [-]
but they were gay babies sinner women
#206 - kilotech (04/08/2014) [-]
MFW the comments
#191 - Indubidubly (04/08/2014) [-]
**Indubidubly rolled image** possible flame war inert... run
#127 - numbas (04/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**numbas rolled image** abort this
User avatar #125 - bestestname ONLINE (04/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
God seems so vengeful in the Old Testament and so kind in the New one
User avatar #123 - vladhellsing (04/08/2014) [+] (6 replies)
He aborted David's son. Like, literally.
#111 - devout feminist (04/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
sorry but i just dont see how noah and his crew were the only good people left in the world....

oh, and heres something for you religious people... how did cain, adam and eve's son who murdered his brother abel, get a wife and have children if there were supposedly only 3 people created so far
User avatar #103 - thebballin ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
Hey lets bash religion some more guys. We've been too busy bashing America lately.
User avatar #80 - ronyx (04/08/2014) [-]
God is the asshole we have always known. You ever met a really really smart person and they're kind of douchebags because they have some twisted view on the world?
#69 - nonanonnon (04/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Not to mention all those poor kittens.

Apparently they were sinners too?

Noisy kittens waiting for dinner!
#40 - economic (04/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**economic rolled image** "+284" in 7 hours   
The shits gonna hit the fan.
**economic rolled image** "+284" in 7 hours
The shits gonna hit the fan.
User avatar #37 - swordartonlinefan (04/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
yeah because at that time the world was full of sin, he flooded the world to restart and try again....because we humans tend to fuck up a lot of shit
User avatar #72 to #37 - darktoucan (04/08/2014) [-]
why arent we flooded yet ? there is too much sin in the world
#33 - devout feminist (04/07/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** any one else think that was an afro?
User avatar #25 - xXCorpitoXx ONLINE (04/07/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Babies go to heaven automatically
those babies got to live in paradise without having to go through life in the stone age
which i would assume was shitty since well thats probably why got destroyed it all in the first place
User avatar #179 to #25 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/08/2014) [-]
Babies don't go to heaven automatically. Babies lack the capacity to know Jesus Christ, the only path to heaven, so they go to hell, along with all people who have never heard of Jesus Christ. The Bible is really clear on it.

Personally, I think it's bullshit, but that's what it says.
#21 - youborn (04/07/2014) [-]
**youborn rolled image** mfw abortion
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#14 - ronjeremysweiner (04/07/2014) [-]
so why stoop to his level?
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#3 - devout feminist (04/07/2014) [-]
Can't they both be bad?
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