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User avatar #145 - mrjweezy ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
imagine all of the swaggots having babies.
thats pretty much what his solution was.
#210 - brokkoliman (04/08/2014) [-]
Why would you kill all the pregnant babies
User avatar #196 - jackthepimper (04/08/2014) [-]
I don't get this, we learned that killing is sin, and god is killing others...???
People are now throwing **** at me for not being christian, so I have to pretend that I follow the tradition so I don't get my ass kicked out of my familiy's house. I think this is ******** , we have freedom, and we shouldn't be restricted. I will get the hell out of here ASAP.

Read about Astral Projection and watch this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwCaZaSon9A
Please dont thumb me down on this one, there is much more sense in these tablets (www.bibliotecapleyades.net/thot/esp_thot_1.htm) than in the whole bible, while both are supernatural I wouldn't choose bible because it labels itself as the book of the god yet it still offers a way to have slaves without being sinful. (I couldn't find a better sourceon the tablets (I know the site looks **** )).
User avatar #202 to #196 - snakesniper (04/08/2014) [-]
Not only that but if killing was a sin, we wouldn't be doing it for god, I think it's all ******* retarded, and religion has caused us more problems than most things.
User avatar #213 to #202 - graydiggy (04/08/2014) [-]
Religion is the root of all evil.
User avatar #214 to #213 - snakesniper (04/08/2014) [-]
It made the the league of villains.
#189 - AdamBaum (04/08/2014) [-]
"Atheists" and Religious folk 			************		 on the internet? That's a new one I bet that has never happened before and is definitely not old.
"Atheists" and Religious folk ************ on the internet? That's a new one I bet that has never happened before and is definitely not old.
User avatar #187 - PubLandlord (04/08/2014) [-]
My argument against Christianity is that the insane Christians make more sense that the more casual practicing ones.

If a Christian who claims they believe in God then they also believe in heaven and hell, yet the average Christian sins all the time. Which makes no sense because if you believe by sinning that youll go to hell, and eternity of torture you would never sin.

My main point

If the clouds were to part and "God" proved his existence, showed scientists how he created the universe and then confirmed heaven and hell. My behavior and every other rational person who now believes in God would spend their whole lives avoiding hell and trying to get to heaven, because we believe in God. However most Christian don't behave this way and so don't really believe in their God

Whether you believe in something through faith or science your actions and behavior should be the same, and most Christian don't live their lives the way someone who believes they could be tortured for eternity by "sinning".
#192 to #187 - wyedaustin (04/08/2014) [-]
You should learn more about Christianity. everyone sins....always, Christian or not. Jesus offers forgiveness for those sins. Christians strive to sin as little as possible, or they should. But they are by no means ever going to get close to not sinning, That's why....Jesus. Some Christians are fake, it comes with being human. In every religion/group there is gonna be fakers for one reason or another.
User avatar #194 to #192 - PubLandlord (04/08/2014) [-]
I am not talking about the odd sin, my point is that if you truly believed that there was even the slightest chance of you burning in hell for an eternity, your entire life would be dedicated to trying to get to heaven.

You wouldn't drink ever, never try and drugs, never engage in premarital sex, you would probably try and become a vicar.

If someone said to me, if you go this entire year without drinking smoking drugs or any sex you will get £1 billion I could do it. If i believed that was the case.

For Christians the stakes have never been higher, eternal bliss or eternal torture, I would say at the majority of people who claim to believe in Christianity don't actually believe otherwise they would live their whole life to be as devout as possible
#200 to #194 - wyedaustin (04/08/2014) [-]
That's the thing, Christians don't have to go a year, minute, sec, whatever without sinning to get into Heaven. Can't get there by works. I struggle with some demons of my own, but they won't keep me out of Heaven. Muslims believe you get to Heaven by good work/deeds, not sinning etc. I think they are the ones you are referring to. Christians can sin and still get to Heaven, but are supposed to try not to sin, and not want to sin, if they are a true believer. Again, sin itself does not keep Christians out of Heaven.
User avatar #205 to #200 - PubLandlord (04/08/2014) [-]
I know it's the whole accept Jesus into your heart and ask for forgiveness etc right ?

I am saying I wouldn't take the risk of sinning, if I thought I could be dammed for eternity nothing else would matter. I struggle to grasp the concept of people who truly believe in Christianity yet it's not the main focus of their life, it seems irrational.

What are you struggling with ?
#209 to #205 - wyedaustin (04/08/2014) [-]
The delicious bowl/joint of good bud. My biggest struggle, not even sure that its a sin in it self. But I'm sure there are sin modifiers that can make it a sin... if sin modifiers are even a thing. Pot, and I have a sailor tongue, These problems are simple compared to my past sins, but that is all thankfully behind me and forgiven.
User avatar #195 to #187 - leonhardt (04/08/2014) [-]
My only argument is that Christianity, and every religion for that matter, is an entirely manmade concept. People forget this all the time.

I mean there's nothing wrong with believing in it if it makes you a better person, but just make sure that you know it's ******** when pressured.

And don't force my kids learn about your ******** in schools, or do anything that affects me for something I don't subscribe to.
User avatar #158 - keyebaus (04/08/2014) [-]
every pregnant baby?
#149 - pointblankhits ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
It's a story to get a point across boys and girls, It was not supposed to be taken literally
User avatar #180 to #149 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/08/2014) [-]
How do you determine what's figurative and literal in the Bible? So Hell and Heaven are literal, but things like Adam and Eve and the Ark aren't?
User avatar #233 to #180 - pointblankhits ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
Read the Bible and get back to me on that. You'll realize it's not the best question
User avatar #234 to #233 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/08/2014) [-]
I have read the Bible.
User avatar #238 to #234 - pointblankhits ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
Really? I guess all Men and Women have their own interpretation of it
User avatar #239 to #238 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/09/2014) [-]
I just take it all as a parable of suggested behavior, just like any other story with a moral. Life is simpler, and I find the book has more merit that way.
User avatar #240 to #239 - pointblankhits ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
If that's what you take out of it. Everybody gets something out of it. If only everybody was as tolerant as us
User avatar #130 - turtlesanta (04/08/2014) [-]
666 green thumbs. God.
User avatar #19 - obongo (04/07/2014) [-]
God killed every black person on earth.
Genocide is bad though.
User avatar #26 to #19 - xXCorpitoXx ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
i wish he killed every black person..
User avatar #32 to #26 - failtolawl ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #15 - innateshelf (04/07/2014) [-]
im not saying i believe this and i may be wrong but how i think the story goes was that the earth was filled with people who lived for 1000 years who were completely and utterly evil except for noah and his wife and children who were good. so he told noah to build the ark and then he flooded the earth. if any children were gonna be born they would be brought up evil like their parents so that was his reasoning
#6 - boomyturtle (04/07/2014) [-]
God aborted a lot of **** actually...poor guy...being a single dad and all...kids don't come with an instruction manual no they don't.
#191 - Indubidubly (04/08/2014) [-]
**Indubidubly rolled image** possible flame war inert... run
#111 - John Cena (04/08/2014) [-]
sorry but i just dont see how noah and his crew were the only good people left in the world....

oh, and heres something for you religious people... how did cain, adam and eve's son who murdered his brother abel, get a wife and have children if there were supposedly only 3 people created so far
User avatar #118 to #111 - Nastycold (04/08/2014) [-]
The bible says that Adam and Eve lived to be 900, and they didn't stop having children until they died. Eve always got pregnant with a set of twins: Always a boy and a girl, so the boy's spouse was his twin sister.
#91 - John Cena (04/08/2014) [-]
As far as I know, the Bible doesn't offer anything direct on abortion. However, there's some passage in the Old Testament that says that if a man strikes a pregnant woman and she loses her child, he will pay he husband 50 shekels of silver.

Kind of an indirect okay to abortion. If God really thought the fetus was a full-fledged human, why wouldn't the man be put to death instead of having to pay a small fine?
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User avatar #193 to #91 - HashMap (04/08/2014) [-]
For a Jew every shekel is like a child.
User avatar #53 - mexirican (04/08/2014) [-]
god killed thousands of people at different times its all in the bible but good attempt
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#47 - bothemastaofall (04/08/2014) [-]
I love posting this, because this is how everyone lives their lives anyway; Except for total douches/criminals.
User avatar #54 to #47 - depends ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
This looks like a thing for edgy kids and neckbeards.
User avatar #74 to #54 - bothemastaofall (04/08/2014) [-]
Or you could, you know
read it.
It's a list of smart morals. Be nice to others, as long as they don't mistreat you.
Don't harm children, sacrifice animals, don't assume you're the only one that matters, don't rape, etc.
Plus, it's the only set of values that cares about what you want. Every other religion sets weird rules like don't masturbate, don't stick your dick in other dudes, pray 5 times a day, etc.
Best part is, you probably already live your life like this anyway... except for rule 7. Idk wtf that's about.
User avatar #78 to #74 - brokded (04/08/2014) [-]
rule seven is actually the most impressive of all of them if you ask me. it basically would guarantee animal rights and environmental protection in any society that actively practiced this religion. Also, it invokes a feeling of humbleness, instead of audaciously murdering our surroundings for our sole (yet temporary) benefit.

At least thats what i got from it. Have a great evening
User avatar #82 to #78 - bothemastaofall (04/08/2014) [-]
No that's the seventh satanic statement. I like your attitude though.
Satanic Rule of the Earth #7 is about magic and its use, which is totally irrelevant because magic doesn't exist.
#110 to #82 - John Cena (04/08/2014) [-]
wouldn't a satanist be doing the same thing religious people do by avoiding something in their doctrine because they themselves have no explanation for it?
User avatar #120 to #110 - bothemastaofall (04/08/2014) [-]
Can you do magic? No? Then don't worry about it.
All that rule says is to acknowledge the power of magic if you've used it. I've never used magic, so I don't have to worry about it.
User avatar #83 to #82 - brokded (04/08/2014) [-]
oh. well my pardons then. thanks for correcting me!
User avatar #77 to #74 - depends ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
As I think it would be good, it's not a religion.. It's ripping off of another religions evil character and now you're telling me it tells you to have good morals which everyone already should have it's kind of stupid in my opinion.
User avatar #84 to #77 - bothemastaofall (04/08/2014) [-]
I never called it a religion, but this set of values is incompatible with most religions. That's why I compared the two.

Satan isn't evil. Christianity portrays him as evil because everything he does is counter to god. Satan is quite fitting for this value set because it is counter to everything Christianity teaches.
In Christianity, one blindly follows Jesus for salvation because a person is too weak and worthless to attain it themselves, and also Jesus is narcissistic as hell. These values say to act on what you know to be true.
Yes you're right everyone should have good morals, but no religion outlines good morals.
>Thou shalt not kill
Killing isn't necessarily wrong. The fact you had to kill is sad, not the act itself.
>Thou shalt not bear false witness
Lying can improve the outcome of some situations for everyone involved.
>Respect thy mother and thy father
Even the violent child abusers?
User avatar #28 - ianchrist (04/07/2014) [-]
Except that many Christians don't believe in Noah's Ark or most f the old testament
User avatar #29 to #28 - deadlyfoez (04/07/2014) [-]
Huh? This is the first time I've ever heard that any amount of Christians dont believe the old testament or Noah's Ark.
When you say "many", how many you thinking or know about?
User avatar #30 to #29 - ianchrist (04/07/2014) [-]
just a little section
called Catholics
User avatar #51 to #30 - dalokan ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
Some of them still do, though.

Although their doctrine did change a lot
User avatar #119 to #30 - notapeopleperson (04/08/2014) [-]
That really depends on how much of a hard liner you are. For instance, my parish priest doesn't believe in creationism (firm evolutionist) and the church knew that when he was ordained. So, it changes from person to person.
#34 to #30 - John Cena (04/07/2014) [-]
Are they considered christian? Are they even human? Or are they just pedos?

--DeadlyFoez, had to post as anon >
User avatar #42 to #34 - ianchrist (04/08/2014) [-]
yes they are considered christian. In the last few decades they changed lots of their doctrine and became much more open to the idea of the bible as parables (especially the old testament)

I did not thumb you down by the way.
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