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User avatar #90 - MrFace (04/05/2014) [-]
There was a third pilot in the run of the second Death Star, and A-Wing pilot by the name of Tycho Celchu.
#92 to #90 - koastragoon (04/05/2014) [-]
They were both also built by wookie slaves.
User avatar #88 - enemyoftrn (04/05/2014) [-]
Wow, for a highly developed and influential world of the Star Wars's Galaxy, Aldeeran have a lower population than Earth's total.
Guess being able to enjoy casual interstellar travel make commuting very easy.
#87 - kosopadeca (04/05/2014) [-]
No problem with the text. Just moved my head on one side of the screen and it lightens Their imperfection works here well ...
User avatar #86 - cookiel (04/05/2014) [-]
What I've always wondered is how the fucking thing moved around the galaxy since I don't see any rockets attached to it. If anyone could explain that to me I'd appreciate it.
User avatar #132 to #86 - huntergriff ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
It has hundreds of sub-light engines along the equator, and is hyperdrive capable.
User avatar #150 to #132 - cookiel (04/05/2014) [-]
Thank you kind sir/madam
User avatar #84 - HUH (04/05/2014) [-]
Okay, so if it's moon-sized.....how long would it take to walk from one end of the Deathstar to the other?
User avatar #89 to #84 - enemyoftrn (04/05/2014) [-]
The length, width and height is already given for 2 of those Battlestation. Use math dude.
#83 - flogme (04/05/2014) [-]
where's the clerks quotes at?
#76 - sprites (04/05/2014) [-]
liek if you cri everytim.
#74 - anonymous (04/05/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** my death star
#73 - cypprus (04/05/2014) [-]
**cypprus rolled image** my deathstar.
User avatar #72 - thesovereigngrave (04/05/2014) [-]
So... What happened to the third one?
#77 to #72 - onewhoobserves (04/05/2014) [-]
I believe he is referring to the Prototype Death Star which was stationed at the Maw facility. It got engaged by the Sun Crusher (another super weapon capable of making stars go nova and piloted by then Jedi Trainee Kyp Durron) and eventually got trapped in the gravitational pull of one of the nearby black holes and was sucked in along with the Sun Crusher.
User avatar #141 to #77 - thesovereigngrave (04/05/2014) [-]
Neat. Thanks.
#71 - funnyisme (04/05/2014) [-]
That black text with grey background much hard to read
User avatar #70 - tehlulzbringer ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
why didn't they put a grate on the exhaust pipe
#82 to #70 - onewhoobserves (04/05/2014) [-]
They theoretically might have. If you recall Red Leader fires his torpedoes at the exhaust port but they didn't go in they just packed in on the surface. Possibly because there was some sort of grating over the port and it was vaporized when his torpedoes hit it.
User avatar #104 to #82 - tkfourtwoone (04/05/2014) [-]
"impacted", not "packed"

I know, the line in the movie is a bit dodgy to be heard right
User avatar #66 - racetothebottom (04/05/2014) [-]
wait, you're telling me there are words in there?
#65 - Deavas (04/05/2014) [-]
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how the fuck did it take them 18 years to build the first one
and then 3-4 years to build a majority of the second
User avatar #133 to #65 - huntergriff ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
the original death star project nearly ended before it began. Because much of the technology of the Death Star was impressive, actually building it proved to be more difficult than anyone imagined. Efforts were not helped by repeated (and often unsuccessful) attempts to sabotage construction (such as Starkiller's attack on the first one, and the riot from SWBFII). In addition, spies belonging to Gentis were also planted on the development team in charge of the Death Star since a few weeks after the creation of a New Order, which factored into his military coup against Palpatine a few months afterwards. Methods of faster construction had been developed in the years since the original station's conception, added to the fact that Imperial engineers made sure to allocate enough space on the station for the maximum possible amount of self-replicating construction droids. The second Death Star's building location remained secret from the Alliance, unlike the first station's construction site at Despayre.
User avatar #115 to #65 - leonhardt (04/05/2014) [-]
They had wookie slaves build it.
Literally space niggers.

Also the second one had the outer shell and the Laser finished, but most of the inside was still hollow.
User avatar #67 to #65 - gildemoono (04/05/2014) [-]
The production overlapped
#68 to #67 - Deavas (04/05/2014) [-]
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oh
i see
User avatar #64 - charagrin (04/05/2014) [-]
"The Death star was 120KM wide"

That's massive or a manufactured object, but in what way is that moon sized? Orbiting asteroid maybe.
#63 - regmar (04/05/2014) [-]
If the deathstar used it's max range to destroy a planet, it would take 5 light years to reach it and the planet would have most likely moved by then.. deathstar not dat good.
User avatar #94 to #63 - Durricane **User deleted account** (04/05/2014) [-]
Im pretty sure they are smart enough to know to shoot where its going to be and not where its at..
#93 to #63 - popeflatus (04/05/2014) [-]
It takes light less than 3 minutes to travel 47 million km.
#61 - anonymous (04/05/2014) [-]
irony
irony
#60 - thebacondroid (04/05/2014) [-]
I just now realized how fucking weird the death star looks
I just now realized how fucking weird the death star looks
#58 - kalash (04/05/2014) [-]
Do one on the Ithorians please
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