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#10 - mankey (03/03/2014) [-]
So.....you're saying a female turtle wouldn't have to come up for air?
So.....you're saying a female turtle wouldn't have to come up for air?
#23 to #10 - walmartysnextghost (03/04/2014) [-]
snapping turtles, nuff said.
#21 to #10 - melonbar (03/04/2014) [-]
Both males and females have a cloaca.
#1 - starblood (03/03/2014) [-]
I wish people had cloacas.   
THE ULTIMATE ORIFICE
I wish people had cloacas.
THE ULTIMATE ORIFICE
#4 to #1 - meatygoodness (03/03/2014) [-]
Sticking it in a urine/feces soaked passage
Sticking it in a urine/feces soaked passage
#43 to #4 - anotheroneonearth (03/04/2014) [-]
some people will like it
#45 to #43 - meatygoodness (03/04/2014) [-]
I love these little out-of-context snippets
#9 to #4 - rdobet (03/03/2014) [-]
nothing to stick in, you just basically drip it out into theirs.
User avatar #6 to #4 - sladee ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
no need 4 lube m8
#7 to #6 - rdobet (03/03/2014) [-]
I hope you're a fan of salmonella.
and not having a penis.
User avatar #8 to #7 - sladee ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
#yolo
#2 to #1 - RedHulk (03/03/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at The End ** Hey there big boy <3
#11 to #1 - derpyhuubes **User deleted account** (03/04/2014) [-]
But then there would be poop and pee,It would smell like wet dog..You do not want a poopie butthole on your shrimp nugget dick wouldn't you?

YOU THINK THIS IS A POOPIE BUTTHOLE YOU SHRIMP DICK **** NUGGET
User avatar #37 to #1 - Dember (03/04/2014) [-]
Humans can and sometimes do have a cloaca. It's rare but possible. Some health problems can be associated with it but surprisingly, it can be lived with fairly easily from what I understand. Look it up, it is kind of neat.
User avatar #38 to #37 - Dember (03/04/2014) [-]
People can't breathe through theirs though.
User avatar #35 to #1 - randomnab (03/04/2014) [-]
As a fetus you do, but it separates over time :/
#18 - makutasfinest (03/04/2014) [-]
That's kind of hot.jpg

I don't have the actual picture
#22 to #18 - xcoreyx (03/04/2014) [-]
Here ya go
#26 - bleeduntildeath ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
#20 - nibbero ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
And the turtle will out live all of them.
Turtle master race!
User avatar #24 to #20 - johnnyferno (03/04/2014) [-]
Danny Sexbang?......why?
User avatar #25 to #24 - nibbero ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
1. The original picture is of Crush from Nemo; they are both know for saying totally.
2. Danny Sexbang is always relevant.
#27 to #25 - johnnyferno (03/04/2014) [-]
Indeed
Indeed
#32 to #27 - bonwee ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
let's make this a true grump party!
#33 to #32 - popnotes ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
I came seven times.   
   
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
I came seven times.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
#34 to #33 - bonwee ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
did you have a saucy time? (bad pun I know)
#56 to #34 - popnotes ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Hell yeah 						************					.
Hell yeah ************ .
#58 to #56 - nibbero ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#60 to #58 - bonwee ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
I only have a bit of ross pictures
#59 to #32 - nibbero ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
#61 to #27 - Womens Study Major (06/12/2014) [-]
What episode is this from?
#40 to #20 - Womens Study Major (03/04/2014) [-]
FAGGOT PC MASTER RACE
#48 - nefarian (03/04/2014) [-]
mfw I own a tortoise and sometimes witness testicles coming out of its cloaca
User avatar #28 - ohhh (03/04/2014) [-]
>Try anal with GF
>she suffocates
>Now what?
#30 to #28 - edgeworthy (03/04/2014) [-]
Getting an attorney. because you wouldn't last long in trial.
Getting an attorney. because you wouldn't last long in trial.
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#51 to #28 - meatygoodness (03/04/2014) [-]
She's still warm, isn't she?
#29 - hugsta (03/04/2014) [-]
SMBC is one of, if not the greatest webcomic out there.
It has everything, from animal jokes to philosophy. Single panel comics to short stories.
Also, it updates on a daily basis.
#31 - edgeworthy (03/04/2014) [-]
I like turtles.
I like turtles.
#49 to #31 - lampyridae (03/04/2014) [-]
Nobody likes turtles more than me
Nobody likes turtles more than me
#57 to #49 - edgeworthy (03/04/2014) [-]
Stop joking, everyone knows that miles &quot;turtle&quot; Edgeworth loves turtles more than anyone!
Stop joking, everyone knows that miles "turtle" Edgeworth loves turtles more than anyone!
#54 - spanishninja ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
turtles are fabulous
#52 - dontknowmeatall (03/04/2014) [-]
This should be on Disney Channel.
#47 - givememoarpony (03/04/2014) [-]
**givememoarpony rolled a random image posted in comment #835697 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** admins fw smbc becomes like oatmeal
#50 to #47 - tacticalbacon (03/04/2014) [-]
this post no belongs to the dominion of mankind, stand aside xeno!
#42 - satansfinest (03/04/2014) [-]
**satansfinest rolled a random image posted in comment #732012 at Friendly **
I'm a human and this is what I can do
User avatar #36 - commontroll (03/04/2014) [-]
So turtles are always into anal?
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#17 - Womens Study Major (03/04/2014) [-]
My asshole itches now.
User avatar #15 - stoptakingnames ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
I was just talking about this today in my wildlife biology class, they are able to absorb oxygen through a thin membrane in their cloaca, its so thin the blood vessels can just absorb the oxygen on their own.
#14 - Womens Study Major (03/04/2014) [-]
Isn't his cloaca submerged in the kiddie pool?
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