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User avatar #27 - agreatusername ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
So I feel like theres absolutely no purpose in the multi USB, if they're all connected together you can still only use one.
#30 to #27 - ownubycake (02/18/2014) [-]
No
#36 to #27 - angelusprimus ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
Do you even computer?
#45 to #27 - aahrg (02/18/2014) [-]
my mouse sucks, but that's how i think it works
User avatar #60 to #45 - agreatusername ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
That makes much more sense to me now. I appreciate it.
#161 - malifauxdeux (02/19/2014) [-]
The chop stick thing is just the spring mechanism from a clothes pin fitted over the chopsticks.
The chop stick thing is just the spring mechanism from a clothes pin fitted over the chopsticks.
User avatar #162 to #161 - headlesspoodle (02/19/2014) [-]
both simple and genious
#152 - DrollHumor (02/19/2014) [-]
As far as the baby bathroom stall one goes, I have been advised not to leave my purse on the provided hook when they're that close to the top of the door because people reach over and take it while you're at your most vulnerable.    
Can you imagine their faces when they get a baby instead?
As far as the baby bathroom stall one goes, I have been advised not to leave my purse on the provided hook when they're that close to the top of the door because people reach over and take it while you're at your most vulnerable.
Can you imagine their faces when they get a baby instead?
User avatar #147 - skulldan (02/19/2014) [-]
great. Teach a dog to drink out of the toilet, BRILLIANT
#113 - xaelin (02/19/2014) [-]
There's being British, then there's this **** . 10/10, would brew.
#110 - thesmilyingdawg (02/19/2014) [-]
You have no idea how much this will be useful
so many people ask you what happen and you say i slipped
then you get tired of saying it and all you want to do is put a sign on your shirt and say
I SLIPPED, STOP ASKING
User avatar #90 - waaw (02/18/2014) [-]
AKA things for people who are incompetent at everyday life. You really need that much help pouring tea?
User avatar #102 to #90 - Hyoukin (02/18/2014) [-]
It was probably designed for people who have arthritis or conditions like Parkinson's disease who have trouble lifting and holding a teapot...
#58 - anisbanana (02/18/2014) [-]
The last one...

Then you forget you have that stupid thing there and you go up to scratch your nose and everything goes ******* flying including 300C coffee.
#55 - theydontlikeu ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
more like the if you have any of these youre lazy as dog **** compilation.
User avatar #46 - gingebro (02/18/2014) [-]
what does the first one even do
#42 - wyattgc (02/18/2014) [-]
All fun and games until you trip over that grass rug at night and kill your cat in the fall.
#16 - saetonchapelle (02/18/2014) [-]
I feel like I dont have NEARLY a white enough house to own any of these things.
#37 to #16 - angelusprimus ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
Is that you?
#84 to #37 - saetonchapelle (02/18/2014) [-]
Thats the grayest house I have ever seen. it's glorious
User avatar #14 - tictacpattywhack (02/18/2014) [-]
I think the last one would just be the worse thing ever. I already know I'd be one to forget that it's there and lift my hands straight up.
#144 - tanstin (02/19/2014) [-]
Change the title to mentally handicapped items compilation, ******* modified chopsticks? Use em or don't use them at all you stupid **** . Why the hell do you need to measure your slices of pizza like It's some sort of science, you cut it in half, and you cut those halves into halves.
User avatar #13 - skiskate (02/18/2014) [-]
I think the condom one is backwards
#10 - deltaspace (02/18/2014) [-]
useful for a wall spike trap, I guess you could rig it up to a door or something and watch it smack into their body.

i guess you could also just push someone into it if you got sick of their **** .

kind of a health hazard, really. even if it is just plastic it'll still hurt

I have a strange mind.
User avatar #185 - SteveHomoki (02/19/2014) [-]
These all seem like great things to have when your drunk or high.
#173 - dapperclapper (02/19/2014) [-]
That Oreo scoopy-spoon thing is ******* retarded. I mean, I could maybe excuse, like, a toddler using it, but it's just embarrassing when you're a grown ass man.
#184 to #173 - phantomfivefive (02/19/2014) [-]
I just take a fork and stab the cream to dunk them. It might be seen as lazy, but I don't like getting my fingers covered in milk while trying to use my laptop or playing my video games.
#178 - cactusupthebutt (02/19/2014) [-]
Ok, Funnyjunk...I skipped the content so I could do this challenge. I have 80 Dollars right now and need to buy something. I'm going to scroll back up and look at everything. If I want any of it, I have to write it down. I will then buy one of the items.

Here goes nothing.
User avatar #182 to #178 - cactusupthebutt (02/19/2014) [-]
Pizza Cutter
Tilter Cups
Finger Guard
and Salt and Pepper Batteries....

I think I'm going to go with the Salt and Pepper Batties and Finger Guard. That's two, but they're cheap.
#180 - desacabose ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
Look at that solid
Delicious
Pizza

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