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#27 - agreatusername
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(02/18/2014) [-]
So I feel like theres absolutely no purpose in the multi USB, if they're all connected together you can still only use one.
#45 to #27 - aahrg
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(02/18/2014) [-]
my mouse sucks, but that's how i think it works
#60 to #45 - agreatusername
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(02/18/2014) [-]
That makes much more sense to me now. I appreciate it.
#36 to #27 - angelusprimus
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(02/18/2014) [-]
Do you even computer?
#30 to #27 - ownubycake
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(02/18/2014) [-]
No
#174 - intestines
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(02/19/2014) [-]
Can someone explain to me why the first one would be good to have? like what's the point of having a bunch of chargers plugged into each other
#167 - roflnaut
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(02/19/2014) [-]
The chopstick one is stupid.
Just learn how to use chopsticks properly, instead of looking like an ass and doing that.
#161 - malifauxdeux
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(02/19/2014) [-]
The chop stick thing is just the spring mechanism from a clothes pin fitted over the chopsticks.
The chop stick thing is just the spring mechanism from a clothes pin fitted over the chopsticks.
#162 to #161 - headlesspoodle
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(02/19/2014) [-]
both simple and genious
#152 - DrollHumor
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(02/19/2014) [-]
As far as the baby bathroom stall one goes, I have been advised not to leave my purse on the provided hook when they're that close to the top of the door because people reach over and take it while you're at your most vulnerable.    
Can you imagine their faces when they get a baby instead?
As far as the baby bathroom stall one goes, I have been advised not to leave my purse on the provided hook when they're that close to the top of the door because people reach over and take it while you're at your most vulnerable.
Can you imagine their faces when they get a baby instead?
#150 - caet ONLINE
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(02/19/2014) [-]
some of these things are just lazy as ****
#147 - skulldan
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(02/19/2014) [-]
great. Teach a dog to drink out of the toilet, BRILLIANT
#113 - xaelin
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(02/19/2014) [-]
There's being British, then there's this ****. 10/10, would brew.
#46 - gingebro
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(02/18/2014) [-]
what does the first one even do
#42 - wyattgc
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(02/18/2014) [-]
All fun and games until you trip over that grass rug at night and kill your cat in the fall.
#16 - saetonchapelle
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(02/18/2014) [-]
I feel like I dont have NEARLY a white enough house to own any of these things.
#37 to #16 - angelusprimus
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(02/18/2014) [-]
Is that you?
#84 to #37 - saetonchapelle
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(02/18/2014) [-]
Thats the grayest house I have ever seen. it's glorious
#14 - tictacpattywhack
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(02/18/2014) [-]
I think the last one would just be the worse thing ever. I already know I'd be one to forget that it's there and lift my hands straight up.
#5 - anon
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(02/18/2014) [-]
Great, this is just what i needed to impale my enemies on the wall and hide them within coats!
#4 - anon
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(02/18/2014) [-]
Teapot one is odd, pizza one won't work, and if you really are so bad at using chopsticks that you need a hinge thing, your probably need to never eat Asian food.
#144 - tanstin
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(02/19/2014) [-]
Change the title to mentally handicapped items compilation, ******* modified chopsticks? Use em or don't use them at all you stupid ****. Why the hell do you need to measure your slices of pizza like It's some sort of science, you cut it in half, and you cut those halves into halves.
#151 to #144 - caet ONLINE
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(02/19/2014) [-]
and some of them are so stupid like the last one. i can see my self easily accidentally knocking it over as i pull my hands up
#13 - skiskate
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(02/18/2014) [-]
I think the condom one is backwards
#10 - deltaspace
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(02/18/2014) [-]
useful for a wall spike trap, I guess you could rig it up to a door or something and watch it smack into their body.

i guess you could also just push someone into it if you got sick of their ****.

kind of a health hazard, really. even if it is just plastic it'll still hurt

I have a strange mind.
#185 - SteveHomoki
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(02/19/2014) [-]
These all seem like great things to have when your drunk or high.
#178 - cactusupthebutt
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(02/19/2014) [-]
Ok, Funnyjunk...I skipped the content so I could do this challenge. I have 80 Dollars right now and need to buy something. I'm going to scroll back up and look at everything. If I want any of it, I have to write it down. I will then buy one of the items.

Here goes nothing.
#182 to #178 - cactusupthebutt
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(02/19/2014) [-]
Pizza Cutter
Tilter Cups
Finger Guard
and Salt and Pepper Batteries....

I think I'm going to go with the Salt and Pepper Batties and Finger Guard. That's two, but they're cheap.
#173 - dapperclapper
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(02/19/2014) [-]
That Oreo scoopy-spoon thing is ******* retarded. I mean, I could maybe excuse, like, a toddler using it, but it's just embarrassing when you're a grown ass man.
#184 to #173 - phantomfivefive
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(02/19/2014) [-]
I just take a fork and stab the cream to dunk them. It might be seen as lazy, but I don't like getting my fingers covered in milk while trying to use my laptop or playing my video games.