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#122 - queefquizzler (02/11/2014) [-]
Friend's face when he's visiting your house, takes a dump, and the snake crawls in his pants.
Friend's face when he's visiting your house, takes a dump, and the snake crawls in his pants.
User avatar #116 - schneidend ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
The snake's thought process:
"Sweet. A bassssket. I'm gonna get aaalll up in that. Coil up and get nicce and ******* cozy. Here we go...aw yisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss."
#98 - makhan (02/11/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, I like snakes and all, but I wouldn't trust one so close to my exposed junk.
I'm sorry, I like snakes and all, but I wouldn't trust one so close to my exposed junk.
User avatar #95 - alanflindt (02/10/2014) [-]
That is ******* disgusting
User avatar #157 to #95 - riathewolf (02/11/2014) [-]
Right? There are probably **** germs in those undies! Someone needs to educate that snake!
#94 - snakefire (02/10/2014) [-]
Snake owners rejoice.
#211 to #94 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
MY boa and I No pompadour tonight =(
User avatar #212 to #211 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
Snakefire , can you believe she is 5 years old and that small?
#194 to #94 - RedHulk (02/11/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled a random image posted in comment #7684278 at Safe For Work Random Board ** Just don't **** it..
User avatar #177 to #94 - Durp (02/11/2014) [-]
You're such a cutie.
User avatar #178 to #177 - snakefire (02/11/2014) [-]
People are being so nice >///>
Thank you..
User avatar #161 to #94 - wobblewub (02/11/2014) [-]
damn dood. you lookin' fiiiiine
User avatar #164 to #161 - snakefire (02/11/2014) [-]
eheh thank you
#167 to #164 - wobblewub (02/11/2014) [-]
No, thank you
User avatar #168 to #167 - snakefire (02/11/2014) [-]
Huh?..
#195 to #171 - albusthedog (02/11/2014) [-]
wtf
wtf
User avatar #142 to #94 - dawarboss (02/11/2014) [-]
lel look at dis fgt. ;)
#144 to #142 - snakefire (02/11/2014) [-]
What are you doing here?

Shouldn't you be off getting laid or something?
User avatar #145 to #144 - dawarboss (02/11/2014) [-]
I suppose, would you like to be nex... i mean wut.
#146 to #145 - snakefire (02/11/2014) [-]
yes   
No but seriously, whats up?
yes
No but seriously, whats up?
#148 to #146 - dawarboss (02/11/2014) [-]
just, ******* . and what not, i guess. playing ISS with gage and yosh, 'bout to play dota with alex.
#149 to #148 - snakefire (02/11/2014) [-]
Oh you streaming?   
Drop a link. I can't watch now but maybe later. Also get league, god damn.
Oh you streaming?
Drop a link. I can't watch now but maybe later. Also get league, god damn.
#150 to #149 - dawarboss (02/11/2014) [-]
You wouldn't even ******* watch if i was streaming! and no, leauge causes cancer. cancer is not gut.
#151 to #150 - snakefire (02/11/2014) [-]
Well I WAS trying to get you more viewers from the people who read this conversation, but you can't take a hint so nevermind.

I just don't care for watching games.
If you ever intend to play a game I actually have, feel free to invite me. But I just don't like watching other people play. Hell I'm friends with markiplier and I don't even watch him.
#152 to #151 - dawarboss (02/11/2014) [-]
No, i got the hint, i just wasn't streaming. Possibly later doe. not sure who markplierererer is, sounds familiar.
#153 to #152 - snakefire (02/11/2014) [-]
He's just another youtuber.   
   
Goddamn man we need to have some games in common.
He's just another youtuber.

Goddamn man we need to have some games in common.
User avatar #188 to #153 - theviusking (02/11/2014) [-]
******* Mikey....God thats old.
User avatar #189 to #188 - snakefire (02/11/2014) [-]
I love kappa mikey
User avatar #190 to #189 - theviusking (02/11/2014) [-]
Neeever got to watch it, brother always made me change it. Always was the most random as **** Show....I only remember a big golf match or something..
User avatar #191 to #190 - snakefire (02/11/2014) [-]
I need a torrent to download it.
User avatar #193 to #191 - theviusking (02/11/2014) [-]
If I ever had enough of a **** to give I'd download it...but I'd most likely just watch the first episode and go on to something else... I'm a really careless person...
#154 to #153 - dawarboss (02/11/2014) [-]
Dude, we need to ******* hang out is what we need to do my ***** !
#156 to #154 - snakefire (02/11/2014) [-]
Yeah dude. I've been just sitting here rotting.
#158 to #156 - dawarboss (02/11/2014) [-]
Well, if you ******* answer ANYTHING! you never answer your phone/skype, you **** , i'd so **** you.. i mean hang out.
#159 to #158 - snakefire (02/11/2014) [-]
All you have to do is message me on skype and tell me to call you.
Don't expect me to rely on my phone. Nobody calls me, so I only turn up the sound when I leave.
#160 to #159 - dawarboss (02/11/2014) [-]
I do message and call you! You **** ! xD but you never answer
#162 to #160 - snakefire (02/11/2014) [-]
The only thing you ever message is your spam about streaming..
#163 to #162 - dawarboss (02/11/2014) [-]
Bull ******* **** it is! i literally say "sup ***** swag" atleast 4 times aday
#166 to #163 - snakefire (02/11/2014) [-]
It says the last time you messaged me on skype was almost a week ago.
User avatar #184 to #166 - pjnona (02/11/2014) [-]
Well now you got a quest my dear. Search for the SAUCE and report to me. You'll be rewarded.

If you KNOW what I mean...
User avatar #182 to #166 - pjnona (02/11/2014) [-]
source for the one under there?



''Well, look at how much fun they're having with their lives''

Source? :3
User avatar #183 to #182 - snakefire (02/11/2014) [-]
Not sure.
#172 to #166 - dawarboss (02/11/2014) [-]
[2/6/2014 2:36:54 PM] Joshewa Burkey ( ͡° ʖ ͡°): you
[2/6/2014 2:36:57 PM] Joshewa Burkey ( ͡° ʖ ͡°): faggot.
[2/6/2014 2:37:00 PM] Joshewa Burkey ( ͡° ʖ ͡°): yeah, you.
#173 to #172 - snakefire (02/11/2014) [-]
Bleh.
Still four days ago.

Guess what I got for my birthday.
#126 to #94 - anonymous (02/11/2014) [-]
manlet
User avatar #127 to #126 - snakefire (02/11/2014) [-]
;-;
User avatar #115 to #94 - fiveseventwo (02/11/2014) [-]
pastel?
User avatar #117 to #115 - snakefire (02/11/2014) [-]
?
User avatar #119 to #117 - fiveseventwo (02/11/2014) [-]
your snake, it looks like a pastel ball, i was checking, but nevermind I guess.
User avatar #121 to #119 - snakefire (02/11/2014) [-]
Ah yes, a bell pastel ball python. It was a gift.
User avatar #124 to #121 - fiveseventwo (02/11/2014) [-]
my family has a smalltime breeding outfit, so it is always cool to see people interested in the more designer genes.
User avatar #104 to #94 - resbiansrock (02/11/2014) [-]
"snakefire".
Gee, I never would have guessed you owned a snake.
User avatar #103 to #94 - groovierpoet (02/11/2014) [-]
is that a picture of you? or picture you found on the internet?
User avatar #111 to #103 - agreatusername (02/11/2014) [-]
Probably both.
User avatar #114 to #111 - groovierpoet (02/11/2014) [-]
True.. I found a picture of me on google images once.
User avatar #105 to #103 - snakefire (02/11/2014) [-]
Thats me.
User avatar #138 to #105 - roguekilla (02/11/2014) [-]
Love the hair
User avatar #139 to #138 - snakefire (02/11/2014) [-]
Thanks ehehe.
#107 to #105 - groovierpoet (02/11/2014) [-]
alrighty then.
why dye your hair to dark red?
no hating, done crazy sht to my hair before too... like rainbow hair.
User avatar #108 to #107 - snakefire (02/11/2014) [-]
Its actually purple.
And I wanted it white but evidently thats too crazy for my mom. So she gets me purple instead.

I like it though.
User avatar #129 to #108 - rdangerdash (02/11/2014) [-]
The cool kind or the gay kind?
User avatar #131 to #129 - snakefire (02/11/2014) [-]
Cool kind of what?
User avatar #132 to #131 - rdangerdash (02/11/2014) [-]
Purple. I was referencing the Coldsteel the hedgeheg picture from the cringe comp. Ahh, forget about it.
#109 to #108 - groovierpoet (02/11/2014) [-]
purple?   
 still think it's darkest red from my perspective.. and why white? why not wait 50 years or so for some white hair.  unless baldness runs in your family..
purple?
still think it's darkest red from my perspective.. and why white? why not wait 50 years or so for some white hair. unless baldness runs in your family..
#110 to #109 - snakefire (02/11/2014) [-]
Nope. And when I say white I mean platinum like this character.
#112 to #110 - groovierpoet (02/11/2014) [-]
ahh gotcha
ahh gotcha
User avatar #92 - Sacrifice (02/10/2014) [-]
My cat used to do that with my dad. Everyone else had to evacuate the building when he took a **** , and this cat would hop in his undies like a trooper.
#88 - anonymous (02/10/2014) [-]
Pull up your pants.
Your snake will love your warm body.
#69 - claytonb ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
I too know the pain of having a 3 foot snake in my pants, and owning a snake as a pet.
I too know the pain of having a 3 foot snake in my pants, and owning a snake as a pet.
User avatar #65 - hopporto (02/10/2014) [-]
**hopporto rolled a random comment #340 posted by toguro at Cringe Compilation Part 18 ** :
With the Dakimakuras - the one on the right looks a lot like Roosterteeth's Michael Jones...
User avatar #63 - deliver (02/10/2014) [-]
I want a snake so bad (ball pythons seem awesome) but my mom won't let me .-.
#57 - mrepicllort (02/10/2014) [-]
I really want to get one, but it's too cold up here in the north and I'm worried about a power outage.
User avatar #55 - sanbonzakura (02/10/2014) [-]
time for and experiment
dingle your dongle above him and report back what happend
#81 to #55 - bbbaka (02/10/2014) [-]
peanutbitter?
peanutbitter?
#54 - dildodude (02/10/2014) [-]
**dildodude rolled a random image posted in comment #36 at THE GREAT PHILOSOPHER **
User avatar #82 to #54 - fleurdelavie (02/10/2014) [-]
dat username, doe
User avatar #50 - redstonealchemist (02/10/2014) [-]
Trousersnake.
User avatar #49 - gorillabutts (02/10/2014) [-]
I hope you don't mind if I just...
SLYTHERYN
User avatar #45 - icameheretotroll (02/10/2014) [-]
I suddenly want a really small snake where can I buy one? what does he eat?
and I mean small, thin ones not a fricking python
User avatar #51 to #45 - redstonealchemist (02/10/2014) [-]
my friend is obsessed with things that can kill you and he has a venomous snake. he only needs to feed it about 1 mouse a month
User avatar #52 to #51 - icameheretotroll (02/10/2014) [-]
I meant a non-poisonous snake
i mean really I want it to crawl on my hand not in my veins
User avatar #53 to #52 - redstonealchemist (02/10/2014) [-]
i know, i just like making people uncomfortable
#47 to #45 - gohex (02/10/2014) [-]
rats, crickets, mice, live things.
#44 - anonymous (02/10/2014) [-]
trouser snake
#38 - agentdoubleohio (02/10/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #106 to #38 - twi (02/11/2014) [-]
that little tongue flick makes me d'aww so hard i think i just died
User avatar #75 to #38 - hopporto (02/10/2014) [-]
Can someone put the caption "#swag" after the finger adjusts the hat?
User avatar #71 to #38 - newdevyx (02/10/2014) [-]
i need that? I hope it's not venomous.
User avatar #87 to #71 - psychonaut (02/10/2014) [-]
It's hard to tell from the size, but it looks like a hognose. Nonvenomous.
User avatar #207 to #87 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
They are venomous actually, but their venom is not very strong, and the location of their fangs makes it very difficult to inject venom into a human.
User avatar #93 to #87 - pwnfrnzy (02/10/2014) [-]
The pattern is the same, but the color is different, do Hognoses come in different colors?
#141 to #93 - anonymous (02/11/2014) [-]
this one's most likely an albino. Albino western hognoses are orange
User avatar #101 to #93 - psychonaut (02/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, every reptile that's sold as a pet is bred to have different color and pattern morphs. My ball python is a pastel, the same pattern as a normal, but a different coloration.
User avatar #83 to #71 - newdevyx (02/10/2014) [-]
unnecessary question mark there.
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