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#30 - komandantmirkoo ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
wait.. what's in starbucks coffee then?
#128 to #30 - omnipotentsoap ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
that must be why it's so damned expensive
#35 to #30 - ragingcacti (02/10/2014) [-]
... Cream
... Cream
User avatar #29 - corso (02/10/2014) [-]
The one about lightning striking sand was proven false
User avatar #256 to #26 - chewgum (02/11/2014) [-]
I'd really like to read more crow stories from this guy, or just 4chan crow stories in general. Got any more Mr.Kenji?
#259 to #256 - motherfuckingkenji ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
No.
This is my only other picture labelled "crow".
User avatar #189 to #26 - zyconx (02/11/2014) [-]
damnit you beat me to it
User avatar #89 to #26 - hierophant (02/10/2014) [-]
Dear sweet god, possibly my favorite 4chan greentext.
User avatar #71 to #26 - psychosamm (02/10/2014) [-]
I hope that's a true story because that's ****** amazing.
User avatar #64 to #26 - saltyfries (02/10/2014) [-]
I was thinking this exactly, thumbs for you
User avatar #21 - thelastamerican (02/10/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ. I've never seen a dairy cow that's that fit.
#49 to #21 - eatthepolarbears (02/10/2014) [-]
Tis a bull. Look at its dick and balls
Tis a bull. Look at its dick and balls
User avatar #261 to #49 - thelastamerican (02/11/2014) [-]
Around here dairy farmers call anything that's bovine in nature a cow. Source: Neighbors are farmers.
#270 to #261 - eatthepolarbears (02/11/2014) [-]
but you haven't ever seen a dairy bull? I'v seen way more muscled than him
but you haven't ever seen a dairy bull? I'v seen way more muscled than him
User avatar #271 to #270 - thelastamerican (02/11/2014) [-]
No, it's just that bovine in general are called cows. Doesn't matter if there's a bull in the field with them, (Witch doesn't happen often) they're still called cows as a whole. But yes. Your right. That's a bull. I've never seen a better looking dairy bull myself.
User avatar #38 to #21 - nyxeos (02/10/2014) [-]
Well it's not a dairy cow. So there's that.
User avatar #20 - ednakrababbal (02/10/2014) [-]
more like, "mono-me" right?
huehue
sorry
#19 - localbees (02/10/2014) [-]
Excuse me as I swell with Nebraska pride.
#18 - timelordjam (02/10/2014) [-]
Starbuck. The Genghis Khan of animals  gif is just something random so you'd look at this
Starbuck. The Genghis Khan of animals gif is just something random so you'd look at this
#231 to #18 - hates (02/11/2014) [-]
Take this
#233 to #231 - timelordjam (02/11/2014) [-]
Ive been looking for something like this. thanks
Ive been looking for something like this. thanks
#17 - jaketasticness (02/10/2014) [-]
< The first pannel
#12 - iexcitenerds (02/10/2014) [-]
this isn't factjunk
User avatar #230 to #12 - hates (02/11/2014) [-]
Congrats on successfully trolling fj
#206 to #12 - whargarbler (02/11/2014) [-]
Really? Over a hundred negative thumbs for such an obvious troll? Well done. You succeeded.
#127 to #12 - newdevyx (02/10/2014) [-]
You're not even trying.
#85 to #12 - witislimited (02/10/2014) [-]
OI, OVER HERE YOU COCK SUCKING MIDGET!

Check his level you testicle juggling cum dumpsters.
#32 to #12 - anonymous (02/10/2014) [-]
LE MASSIVE ******* FAGGOT FACE
User avatar #31 to #12 - bjartur (02/10/2014) [-]
and neither is it complaintjunk
#14 to #12 - anonymous (02/10/2014) [-]
Oh wow, I'm so sorry that this kind of content isn't good for your entertainment.
Please, let me make it up to you, by telling a joke, that (based on your mental capabilities) you might find funny.
knock nok
whos dere?
thats wat she said
lol xd
If you feel offended, I would like to remind you, that that making a witty comeback is hard, so I encourage you to click the little white "X" in the red box, at the top right corner of your window.
#216 to #14 - anonymous (02/11/2014) [-]
this is quite possibly the best knock knock joke I've ever heard

I both laughed and learned something from this post
#129 to #14 - lionti (02/10/2014) [-]
******* hell that was a typed up massacre, bravo
#24 to #14 - anonymous (02/10/2014) [-]
Let me help you, thumb up.
User avatar #15 to #14 - iexcitenerds (02/10/2014) [-]
XD wtf
User avatar #84 to #15 - witislimited (02/10/2014) [-]
These guys are ******* dumb. Good luck getting negative levels.
#11 - missions (02/10/2014) [-]
DFW Starbucks
#10 - noobiereaper ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
Why not sort the money and then weigh it? Much faster ^^
User avatar #8 - damianblu (02/10/2014) [-]
The sand lightning one is not true.

It's a log sticking out of the ground, which then collected sand as the wind blew the wet-ish sand during the night. The sand then dried and stuck together where it's structurally stable. Leading to this look.
User avatar #5 - charagrin (02/10/2014) [-]
2033 is incorrect, cats rub and butt you with their heads because they have scent glands, and are marking you as their property. But I guess that could be because they trust you. or because you feed them
User avatar #4 - ffx (02/10/2014) [-]
I read somewhere else that pineapples don't ACTUALLY eat you, what they do is they speed up the decomposition process of proteins instead.
#48 to #4 - sciencexplain (02/10/2014) [-]
Science time, bitches! Gather round uncle sciencexplain. That's it. Nice and close.

Pineapple is the only known natural source of the enzyme bromelain in the world. Bromelain digests proteins, and the human body is literally constructed of pure proteins formed by amino acids, except for the minerals in bones. If you have ever eaten pineapple, you would know that it would leave your mouth dry and can actually crack your lips and tongue and make you bleed. Technically, it is digesting whatever part of you it touches, until you swallow it and your stomach acid dissolves it. Bromelain is highly valued as a medical utensil to help reduce swelling and inflamation, and in some cases, to treat cancer.

TL;DR Pineapple technically DOES eat you, or at least digest you.
#207 to #48 - ryojelon (02/11/2014) [-]
Jokexplain is this guy your brother?
User avatar #266 to #207 - jokexplain ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
I confirm what sciencexplain said
User avatar #264 to #207 - sciencexplain (02/11/2014) [-]
Pretty much, yeah. Jokexplain said I could do what he does but in the scientific form, cause he thought it would be cool to have an explain family.
#174 to #48 - anonymous (02/11/2014) [-]
I thought you were going to touch my wee wee so I didn't get close
User avatar #22 to #4 - thelastamerican (02/10/2014) [-]
I read somewhere that pineapples don't eat you because they have no digestive tract.
#3 - breastestvillainy **User deleted account** (02/10/2014) [-]
You bite the pineapple, the pineapple bites back.
#139 to #3 - anonymous (02/10/2014) [-]
when i was little i loved pineapple until one day i had too much and my tongue started to bleed. i haven't had it sense.
#140 to #139 - iknowafatguy (02/10/2014) [-]
so i forgot to log in lol
User avatar #119 to #3 - tehinternetzguy (02/10/2014) [-]
WELL, atleast now theres someone who will eat my meat
User avatar #114 to #3 - captainfalchion (02/10/2014) [-]
Then who was phone??
User avatar #103 to #3 - entertaining (02/10/2014) [-]
One day I fear that I will bite the pineapple and the pineapple will bite me instead.
#80 to #3 - anonymous (02/10/2014) [-]
There's an 'In Soviet Russia' joke to be made somewhere...
#209 to #80 - anonymous (02/11/2014) [-]
In Capitalist America, you eat pineapple.

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PINEAPPLE EAT YOU.
#79 to #3 - picklefcker ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
thats how you know you have a special pineapple!
User avatar #78 to #3 - roastedpineapple (02/10/2014) [-]
You better believe it.
#33 to #3 - jaximusblack (02/10/2014) [-]
Daaaayuuum Daaaayuuuuum DAAAAAAYUUUUUM.
#2 - supercookieduster (02/10/2014) [-]
that sand lightening one, cool
User avatar #7 to #2 - damianblu (02/10/2014) [-]
Too bad it's a lie.
#13 to #7 - boomerpyro (02/10/2014) [-]
too bad YOU are the lie.
User avatar #25 to #13 - damianblu (02/10/2014) [-]
Your face is a lie
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#125 to #1 - wontforget (02/10/2014) [-]
that's not even it's dick ******* . His dicks inside of it and comes out when get gets aroused. I know because of... reasons
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User avatar #294 to #293 - wontforget (02/16/2014) [-]
are you really that butthurt that you came back almost a week after the fact to try and insult me?
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#23 to #1 - ljubav (02/10/2014) [-]
Actually you cannot see where his dick is... its like looking at someones underwear you know he has something to hide there but you cannot actually see it.
#16 to #1 - icameforthepron ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
flagged for dumbass
User avatar #9 to #1 - reaperspizza (02/10/2014) [-]
youre a ray of ******* sunshine, arent yah?
User avatar #122 to #9 - walkerjam (02/10/2014) [-]
Nope he's an Orc.
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