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#82 - imagebandetector (02/10/2014) [-]
So...how exactly do they collect Starbuck's breeding cream?
User avatar #93 to #82 - guiguito (02/10/2014) [-]
They also use a pump that doubles as a inseminator, which is cheaper but causes a little discomfort for both.
User avatar #83 to #82 - Furubatsu (02/10/2014) [-]
Well, they can either directly "deliver" the spunk into the lucky bovine.
OR
They will use something similar to a "sex robot" where it's shaped like the bare minimum of a cow with a faux vagina that is designed to hold, collect and preserve bull sperm for shipping.
User avatar #81 - schmuxy (02/10/2014) [-]
His wife's name is Tran Ho... I'll go put on the immaturity hat now
#77 - anonymous (02/10/2014) [-]
The crow one.
#130 to #77 - SirVladimir (02/10/2014) [-]
Here's the full story for anyone who wanted it.
#184 to #130 - anonymous (02/11/2014) [-]
SO. ******* .METAL.
User avatar #75 - regsagc (02/10/2014) [-]
Regarding 2002, it is ******** .
What is shown on the pictures is a sand and water mix dripped from the tip op a human finger. When I was a kid that wad basically all I would ever do while we were on the beach.
User avatar #76 to #75 - thesticklebricks (02/10/2014) [-]
have you never watched Sweet Home Alabama? (don't, it's terrible)
#70 - DrollHumor (02/10/2014) [-]
I know it's not, but I can't help but think that Starbuck sperm is what makes Starbucks coffee addictive. That's their secret ingredient.   
   
Thank god I've never had Starbucks coffee.
I know it's not, but I can't help but think that Starbuck sperm is what makes Starbucks coffee addictive. That's their secret ingredient.

Thank god I've never had Starbucks coffee.
#69 - mrallex (02/10/2014) [-]
I'll never be able to eat another pineapple ever again
#68 - tracktix (02/10/2014) [-]
What a pimp
#67 - lolollo (02/10/2014) [-]
For the first one:

"I know you're cheating on me! Just look at this blurry ass picture from Google streetview!"
User avatar #192 to #67 - arollingwheel (02/11/2014) [-]
I remember hearing about this story when it was first reported. They said she recognized a cast on his arm at the time and he admitted to it.
#133 to #67 - anonymous (02/10/2014) [-]
and the picture was probably taken before the two were even together.
#63 - whycantibefunny (02/10/2014) [-]
What was so special about starbuck?
User avatar #86 to #63 - catburglarpenis ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
He was a shiny.
User avatar #46 - arsonistchapel (02/10/2014) [-]
I read the first one as "A drunk girl..." I mean, that's not even close. Now that's some subconscious **** right there.
User avatar #44 - kirkbot (02/10/2014) [-]
someone like peanutbitter needs to test the pineapple
it's ********
#51 to #44 - sciencexplain (02/10/2014) [-]
Sorry, kirkbot, but it isn't. Bromelain in pineapples decomposes and digests the proteins that your skin is made of and your muscles. Eating it, by technical definition, does in fact digest you but not EAT you.
User avatar #54 to #51 - kirkbot (02/10/2014) [-]
I would go on a limb here and claim without any proof at all that our saliva dissolves these proteins faster than they can decompose us
User avatar #55 to #54 - sciencexplain (02/10/2014) [-]
I have done some extensive research on it. Our saliva, as everyone should know, is comprised of enzymes. Enzymes are proteins shaped a certain way to allow substrates to fit into an active site. An enzyme can dissolve substrates, but not other enzymes. Since bromelain is an enzyme, we are breaking down the pineapple body but not the juice. It's the juice that digests our proteins, which is why your tongue can go dry when you eat pineapple.
#60 to #55 - kirkbot (02/10/2014) [-]
thank you joke.. I mean SCIENCEexplain
User avatar #62 to #60 - sciencexplain (02/10/2014) [-]
You are most welcome. Mention me if ever you want to know something.
User avatar #43 - dildodude (02/10/2014) [-]
**dildodude rolled a random comment #147 posted by mrgoodlove at Why not? ** :
That's all I would have used it for anyway
User avatar #42 - whitenerdy (02/10/2014) [-]
Laurence C Jones rolled a successful bluff check.
#41 - anonymous (02/10/2014) [-]
The pineapple one is true, sometime I try to eat a pineapple by myself, and I always end up bleeding in my mouth.
User avatar #40 - voxseppo ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
Fact #2045 can be used to get rid of fingerprints permanently as well. Prick your fingers and get pineapple juice (juice from the actual fruit, not juice juice) into the wounds. Boom pain, boom fingerprints gone.
User avatar #50 to #40 - sciencexplain (02/10/2014) [-]
Did you see that one on NCIS?
User avatar #52 to #50 - voxseppo ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
Not sure where I picked it up from. Might have been there since I am a huge NCIS fan.
#53 to #52 - sciencexplain (02/10/2014) [-]
Probably from NCIS. I love it too. I want to become a forensic scientist like Abby when I can. 						****					 is AWESOME. I just finished up the episode with the Remmington hunting rifle where the guy on the talk show is shot and Abby is using a clicker to replicate blind peoples ability to use sound waves to judge distance.
Probably from NCIS. I love it too. I want to become a forensic scientist like Abby when I can. **** is AWESOME. I just finished up the episode with the Remmington hunting rifle where the guy on the talk show is shot and Abby is using a clicker to replicate blind peoples ability to use sound waves to judge distance.
User avatar #110 to #53 - elmarcocfc (02/10/2014) [-]
I love Cote de Pablo (Ziva)
User avatar #265 to #110 - sciencexplain (02/11/2014) [-]
I'm more of a Pauley Perette guy, myself. But I can see where you're coming from.
#268 to #265 - elmarcocfc (02/11/2014) [-]
Pauley is a babe, but for me, Cote is just...perfection.
#273 to #268 - sciencexplain (02/12/2014) [-]
Holy **** . She's gorgeous. Much hotter than she usually looks in NCIS.
User avatar #274 to #273 - elmarcocfc (02/12/2014) [-]
Oh yes. Absolute babe.
User avatar #56 to #53 - voxseppo ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
Fact #Seppo

The actress that plays Abby Sciuto (Pauley Perrette) does actually have a Ph.D in the field that she acts in. Which means that she actually knows her **** .
#58 to #56 - sciencexplain (02/10/2014) [-]
Did not know that. That is 						*******					 awesome. She's awesome and hot and knows science. That's the perfect combo.
Did not know that. That is ******* awesome. She's awesome and hot and knows science. That's the perfect combo.
User avatar #59 to #58 - voxseppo ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
Yea she's pretty awesome.
User avatar #61 to #59 - sciencexplain (02/10/2014) [-]
Just reading up on her on Wikipedia, though. It says she studied Criminal Justice, not Forensic Science. Being the avid FS I am, could you cite your source of information to confirm it?
User avatar #65 to #61 - voxseppo ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
Not really, read it somewhere and it attached it self to my brain.
User avatar #66 to #65 - sciencexplain (02/10/2014) [-]
Just checked up on it like I should have before. She has a Masters Degree in Criminology. She has had prior FS experience but has no qualifications in Forensics.
#39 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (02/10/2014) [-]
Starbuck my *****
#37 - include (02/10/2014) [-]
She was suffering from Changnesia.
She was suffering from Changnesia.
#36 - sirbrentcoe (02/10/2014) [-]
the ken jeong one is true, and very moving.
the ken jeong one is true, and very moving.
User avatar #203 to #34 - thepandaking (02/11/2014) [-]
thank the sweet baby jesus, this really bothered me.
User avatar #47 to #34 - nustix (02/10/2014) [-]
I watched supernatural this is totally true.
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