Upload
Login or register
Anonymous comments allowed.
#82 - imagebandetector
Reply 0
(02/10/2014) [-]
So...how exactly do they collect Starbuck's breeding cream?
#93 to #82 - guiguito
Reply 0
(02/10/2014) [-]
They also use a pump that doubles as a inseminator, which is cheaper but causes a little discomfort for both.
#83 to #82 - Furubatsu
Reply 0
(02/10/2014) [-]
Well, they can either directly "deliver" the spunk into the lucky bovine.
OR
They will use something similar to a "sex robot" where it's shaped like the bare minimum of a cow with a faux vagina that is designed to hold, collect and preserve bull sperm for shipping.
#81 - schmuxy
Reply +1
(02/10/2014) [-]
His wife's name is Tran Ho... I'll go put on the immaturity hat now
#77 - anon
Reply 0
(02/10/2014) [-]
The crow one.
#130 to #77 - SirVladimir
Reply +7
(02/10/2014) [-]
Here's the full story for anyone who wanted it.
#184 to #130 - anon
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
SO.*******.METAL.
#75 - regsagc
Reply 0
(02/10/2014) [-]
Regarding 2002, it is ********.
What is shown on the pictures is a sand and water mix dripped from the tip op a human finger. When I was a kid that wad basically all I would ever do while we were on the beach.
#76 to #75 - thesticklebricks
Reply 0
(02/10/2014) [-]
have you never watched Sweet Home Alabama? (don't, it's terrible)
#70 - DrollHumor
Reply +23
(02/10/2014) [-]
I know it's not, but I can't help but think that Starbuck sperm is what makes Starbucks coffee addictive. That's their secret ingredient.   
   
Thank god I've never had Starbucks coffee.
I know it's not, but I can't help but think that Starbuck sperm is what makes Starbucks coffee addictive. That's their secret ingredient.

Thank god I've never had Starbucks coffee.
#69 - mrallex
Reply +1
(02/10/2014) [-]
I'll never be able to eat another pineapple ever again
#68 - tracktix
Reply +5
(02/10/2014) [-]
What a pimp
#67 - lolollo
Reply +80
(02/10/2014) [-]
For the first one:

"I know you're cheating on me! Just look at this blurry ass picture from Google streetview!"
#192 to #67 - arollingwheel
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
I remember hearing about this story when it was first reported. They said she recognized a cast on his arm at the time and he admitted to it.
#133 to #67 - anon
Reply 0
(02/10/2014) [-]
and the picture was probably taken before the two were even together.
#63 - whycantibefunny
Reply 0
(02/10/2014) [-]
What was so special about starbuck?
#86 to #63 - catburglarpenis ONLINE
Reply +4
(02/10/2014) [-]
He was a shiny.
#57 - caww
Reply 0
(02/10/2014) [-]
#46 - arsonistchapel
Reply 0
(02/10/2014) [-]
I read the first one as "A drunk girl..." I mean, that's not even close. Now that's some subconscious **** right there.
#44 - kirkbot
Reply -5
(02/10/2014) [-]
someone like peanutbitter needs to test the pineapple
it's ********
#51 to #44 - sciencexplain
Reply +5
(02/10/2014) [-]
Sorry, kirkbot, but it isn't. Bromelain in pineapples decomposes and digests the proteins that your skin is made of and your muscles. Eating it, by technical definition, does in fact digest you but not EAT you.
#54 to #51 - kirkbot
Reply -3
(02/10/2014) [-]
I would go on a limb here and claim without any proof at all that our saliva dissolves these proteins faster than they can decompose us
#55 to #54 - sciencexplain
Reply +2
(02/10/2014) [-]
I have done some extensive research on it. Our saliva, as everyone should know, is comprised of enzymes. Enzymes are proteins shaped a certain way to allow substrates to fit into an active site. An enzyme can dissolve substrates, but not other enzymes. Since bromelain is an enzyme, we are breaking down the pineapple body but not the juice. It's the juice that digests our proteins, which is why your tongue can go dry when you eat pineapple.
#60 to #55 - kirkbot
Reply -1
(02/10/2014) [-]
thank you joke.. I mean SCIENCEexplain
#62 to #60 - sciencexplain
Reply +1
(02/10/2014) [-]
You are most welcome. Mention me if ever you want to know something.
#43 - dildodude
Reply 0
(02/10/2014) [-]
**dildodude rolled a random comment #147 posted by mrgoodlove at Why not? ** :
That's all I would have used it for anyway
#42 - whitenerdy
Reply 0
(02/10/2014) [-]
Laurence C Jones rolled a successful bluff check.
#41 - anon
Reply 0
(02/10/2014) [-]
The pineapple one is true, sometime I try to eat a pineapple by myself, and I always end up bleeding in my mouth.
#40 - voxseppo
Reply +6
(02/10/2014) [-]
Fact #2045 can be used to get rid of fingerprints permanently as well. Prick your fingers and get pineapple juice (juice from the actual fruit, not juice juice) into the wounds. Boom pain, boom fingerprints gone.
#50 to #40 - sciencexplain
Reply +1
(02/10/2014) [-]
Did you see that one on NCIS?
#52 to #50 - voxseppo
Reply +2
(02/10/2014) [-]
Not sure where I picked it up from. Might have been there since I am a huge NCIS fan.
#53 to #52 - sciencexplain
Reply +3
(02/10/2014) [-]
Probably from NCIS. I love it too. I want to become a forensic scientist like Abby when I can. **** is AWESOME. I just finished up the episode with the Remmington hunting rifle where the guy on the talk show is shot and Abby is using a clicker to replicate blind peoples ability to use sound waves to judge distance.
Probably from NCIS. I love it too. I want to become a forensic scientist like Abby when I can. **** is AWESOME. I just finished up the episode with the Remmington hunting rifle where the guy on the talk show is shot and Abby is using a clicker to replicate blind peoples ability to use sound waves to judge distance.
#110 to #53 - elmarcocfc
Reply 0
(02/10/2014) [-]
I love Cote de Pablo (Ziva)
#265 to #110 - sciencexplain
Reply +1
(02/11/2014) [-]
I'm more of a Pauley Perette guy, myself. But I can see where you're coming from.
#268 to #265 - elmarcocfc
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
Pauley is a babe, but for me, Cote is just...perfection.
#273 to #268 - sciencexplain
Reply +1
(02/12/2014) [-]
Holy ****. She's gorgeous. Much hotter than she usually looks in NCIS.
#274 to #273 - elmarcocfc
Reply +1
(02/12/2014) [-]
Oh yes. Absolute babe.
#56 to #53 - voxseppo
Reply +1
(02/10/2014) [-]
Fact #Seppo

The actress that plays Abby Sciuto (Pauley Perrette) does actually have a Ph.D in the field that she acts in. Which means that she actually knows her ****.
#58 to #56 - sciencexplain
Reply +1
(02/10/2014) [-]
Did not know that. That is ******* awesome. She's awesome and hot and knows science. That's the perfect combo.
Did not know that. That is ******* awesome. She's awesome and hot and knows science. That's the perfect combo.
#59 to #58 - voxseppo
Reply +1
(02/10/2014) [-]
Yea she's pretty awesome.
#61 to #59 - sciencexplain
Reply +1
(02/10/2014) [-]
Just reading up on her on Wikipedia, though. It says she studied Criminal Justice, not Forensic Science. Being the avid FS I am, could you cite your source of information to confirm it?
#65 to #61 - voxseppo
Reply +1
(02/10/2014) [-]
Not really, read it somewhere and it attached it self to my brain.
#66 to #65 - sciencexplain
Reply 0
(02/10/2014) [-]
Just checked up on it like I should have before. She has a Masters Degree in Criminology. She has had prior FS experience but has no qualifications in Forensics.
#39 - jdizzleoffthehizzl
Reply +1
(02/10/2014) [-]
Starbuck my *****
#37 - include
Reply 0
(02/10/2014) [-]
She was suffering from Changnesia.
She was suffering from Changnesia.
#36 - sirbrentcoe
Reply +50
(02/10/2014) [-]
the ken jeong one is true, and very moving.
the ken jeong one is true, and very moving.
#34 - felixjarl
Reply +68
(02/10/2014) [-]
#203 to #34 - thepandaking
Reply +1
(02/11/2014) [-]
thank the sweet baby jesus, this really bothered me.
#47 to #34 - nustix
Reply -5
(02/10/2014) [-]
I watched supernatural this is totally true.