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#171 - cactusphalus (02/11/2014) [-]
No, Starbuck is the 1st pilot of the Pequod under Captain Ahab in Moby Dick
#170 - sebbiechan (02/11/2014) [-]
My cat will headbutt me whenever he sees me come into my room. He's really affectionate that way.
My cat will headbutt me whenever he sees me come into my room. He's really affectionate that way.
#172 to #170 - anonymous (02/11/2014) [-]
my cat headbutts my dick and i jack off while i feel the warmth of its belly on my balls
User avatar #188 to #172 - dubstepforme (02/11/2014) [-]
What the ****
#169 - majormoron (02/11/2014) [-]
They never heard of coinstar technology?
User avatar #162 - skulldan (02/11/2014) [-]
dont know how many of these to believe.
like the validity of recognising someone on street view
or
that cats headbutt you when they trust you, cats headbutt you when they want you to do something for them... or thats why my cat does.
#168 to #162 - professorbob (02/11/2014) [-]
Because they trust that you will do it well.
#161 - anonymous (02/11/2014) [-]
Land of the brave indeed. What a joke.
User avatar #185 to #161 - cryfear (02/11/2014) [-]
It's "Land of the free indeed." faggot.
#190 to #185 - anonymous (02/11/2014) [-]
Land of the free?

You mean the 47 free countries of Europe?

get over yourself.
User avatar #191 to #190 - cryfear (02/11/2014) [-]
Wat. I don't understand. Land of the free, home of the brave. You know the one. It's also a southpark quote.
#194 to #191 - anonymous (02/11/2014) [-]
Ah yes land of the brave.

My mistake.
#196 to #194 - cryfear (02/11/2014) [-]
Of course sir. You may have an eggplant.
User avatar #159 - KayRed (02/10/2014) [-]
Starbuck is SO much hotter in Battlestar: Galatica.
#158 - anonymous (02/10/2014) [-]
I like pineapple but have to be really careful not to let it touch the corners of my mouth or else the skin will split
User avatar #156 - fgtometer (02/10/2014) [-]
They could have just separated the coins into types and weighed them...
User avatar #155 - icametocomment (02/10/2014) [-]
That crow one doesn't surprise me, those ******* are smart.

My dog HATES crows, chases them out of the yard whenever she sees them. They caw when they fly away, and I swear to God it sound suspiciously like laughter.
User avatar #148 - IamSofaKingdom (02/10/2014) [-]
Last time I saw the pineapple one on this site someone in the comments corrected it. I wish I remember what they said but it was something along the lines of, the chemical in pineapples is actually just a component of the solution to dissolve meat or a catalyst or something. It doesn't have the ability to do so on its own.
User avatar #154 to #144 - weirdoo (02/10/2014) [-]
The crow one is actually true
#165 to #154 - spanishninja (02/11/2014) [-]
here, have this.
#166 to #165 - weirdoo (02/11/2014) [-]
Thanks! have this gif
Thanks! have this gif
#167 to #166 - spanishninja (02/11/2014) [-]
hey np dude.
User avatar #143 - secondlawprevails (02/10/2014) [-]
I wish I had a highly desirable genome.....
User avatar #142 - richardw (02/10/2014) [-]
bromelain is the protein that tenderizes meat is found in pineapple
User avatar #141 - elcreepo (02/10/2014) [-]
Cats headbutt you because they want you to a)wake up and give them food, b) let them out, or c) pet the **** out of them. Or, sometimes, all three.

Never for little human feelings like trust or safety.
User avatar #145 to #141 - departed (02/10/2014) [-]
In the cat world it's actually a greeting, similar to waving at someone.
User avatar #147 to #145 - elcreepo (02/10/2014) [-]
No, a greeting among cats is to sniff each other's noses/faces.

I spend too much time around cats.. a headbutt between cats often times is either not received well or a sign of a female wanting sex.
User avatar #149 to #147 - schneidend (02/10/2014) [-]
Sounds like you're full of **** .
User avatar #150 to #149 - elcreepo (02/10/2014) [-]
And you're sounding just a tad upset.

Watch cats sometime, or that cat behaviorist guy, **** , just spend some time with a cat.
User avatar #151 to #150 - schneidend (02/10/2014) [-]
I ******* own a cat.
User avatar #153 to #151 - elcreepo (02/10/2014) [-]
I own two, grew up with at least six in my neighborhood, and have never once seen a cat headbutt another cat except in the case of being interested in mating.

I also own six cat behavior/cat books.

Headbutting is a sign of affection only when it wants to be petted.
User avatar #157 to #153 - schneidend (02/10/2014) [-]
Cats are adaptive. They act and communicate differently when interacting with humans than they do with other cats, so what headbutt means to other cats is irrelevant. Cats rub against you because we do it to them with our hands, and they learn from a young age that we respond to it. It's the same reason they meow at us and not other cats, because they learn that we respond better to meowing than the subtle, non-verbal communication they use with each other.
User avatar #160 to #157 - elcreepo (02/10/2014) [-]
And yet, my cats have zero reason to trust my younger sister, yet headbutt her all the time when they want food or anything else and she's sleeping, as only her door can open with a push.

Face it, cats only communicate with us when they want something. I personally love them for that selfishness, because, unlike dogs, it shows cats actually think for and of themselves.
User avatar #163 to #160 - schneidend (02/11/2014) [-]
While generally true, it's not 100%. My cat does things that really make no sense other than being nice to me.
User avatar #164 to #163 - elcreepo (02/11/2014) [-]
My cat slept with a teddy bear once, but i'm sure it all has a reason behind it. Somewhere.
User avatar #138 - froghole (02/10/2014) [-]
i only live 4.5 hours from monowi
User avatar #146 to #138 - departed (02/10/2014) [-]
You should take over...
User avatar #152 to #146 - froghole (02/10/2014) [-]
brilliant
User avatar #137 - largeheadphones (02/10/2014) [-]
#2002 is false, that's actually a sand sculpture, completely man made...
User avatar #136 - whenuleastxpect (02/10/2014) [-]
In soviet russia, pineapple eat you.
User avatar #134 - vampchild (02/10/2014) [-]
pineapples are so metal. they know you'er eating them so they eat you back.
#131 - vwgreen (02/10/2014) [-]
I have to call BS on #2026 (second pic). I cannot believe someone at the company didn't think to use an industrial coin counter (I've even seen small businesses with them). Or take it to a bank to have them use their machine.

If it's true. Dishonor on there cow, dishonor on there sheep!
User avatar #126 - TheFlamingFlamingo (02/10/2014) [-]
The lightning one is just a really well done drip castle. If lightning actually hit the sand it would create glass. But it's a cooler thing to imagine that lightning causes that. oh well.
User avatar #275 to #126 - mutzaki (02/15/2014) [-]
Your face is a really well done drip castle.
What's a drip castle?
User avatar #276 to #275 - TheFlamingFlamingo (02/15/2014) [-]
A drip castle is where you take wet sand and drop it on top of the other sand structure you have going on and letting it fall and drip then harden into place. Drip castles don't look as neat as normal sandcastles and are typically not as strong as other sand castles. This one, however, is an exception...since it's standing up like that. Usually, drip castles can't do something like that well without toppling over.
User avatar #277 to #276 - mutzaki (02/15/2014) [-]
That's neat. I bet you could do something similar with clay and it would work better.
User avatar #278 to #277 - TheFlamingFlamingo (02/15/2014) [-]
Possibly, but it would have to be rather wet clay...which is hard to work with and just becomes mud. The only time I ever use clay that wet is just to smooth out any cracks, but never to sculpt. I think sculpting with clay that wet is quite a bad idea considering you also wouldn't be able to control it as well, leaving air bubbles and stuff. Unless you air dried it for some stupid reason, it would explode in in the kiln so you wouldn't exactly have a project anyway.
User avatar #279 to #278 - mutzaki (02/15/2014) [-]
You wouldn't have to dry it in an oven. The water could just evaporate in the sun. And the clay wouldn't have to be THAT watery. You could just make it soft like mushed bananas, so it can still drip without being a liquid.
User avatar #280 to #279 - TheFlamingFlamingo (02/15/2014) [-]
You haven't worked with clay, have you? cause it doesn't exactlyw ork like that. You can also get the explody effect in the sun too
User avatar #281 to #280 - mutzaki (02/15/2014) [-]
Only if the sun gets really warm, fagit. And it DOES WORK LIKE THAT. You can easily make it soft and easy to work with. Then, when you squeeze the clay, it will drip drop down in little soft pieces.
User avatar #282 to #281 - TheFlamingFlamingo (02/15/2014) [-]
Well, it depends on WHAT kind of clay you work with. Overall, making good clay THAT wet isn't something you want to work with. It's work to make it that soft and it's work to make it work from there and it's just work because the wetter clay is, the more unmanageable it will become. Now shh
User avatar #283 to #282 - mutzaki (02/15/2014) [-]
Don't you shush me.
User avatar #284 to #283 - TheFlamingFlamingo (02/15/2014) [-]
;o; imsowwy
User avatar #285 to #284 - mutzaki (02/15/2014) [-]
loljk
User avatar #286 to #285 - TheFlamingFlamingo (02/15/2014) [-]
you're a butt
User avatar #287 to #286 - mutzaki (02/15/2014) [-]
I want to work with clay now.
User avatar #288 to #287 - TheFlamingFlamingo (02/15/2014) [-]
I want to work with your mom...but I know nothing about medical stuff.
User avatar #289 to #288 - mutzaki (02/15/2014) [-]
She mainly does a bunch of paperwork nowadays.
But you could help her cook.
User avatar #290 to #289 - TheFlamingFlamingo (02/15/2014) [-]
u bein sexist?
loljk I love cooking. I'd probably just keep an eye on her son doe >.>
make sure he doesn't get into trouble <.<
or play any video games too violet >.>
-w-
User avatar #291 to #290 - mutzaki (02/15/2014) [-]
Lololol, you know very well that I'm not sexist.
You're cute.
User avatar #292 to #291 - TheFlamingFlamingo (02/15/2014) [-]
I do know that.
And you're cuter.
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