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#127 - zeroqp ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
Why did the ducks cross the road?
Why did the ducks cross the road?
#126 - okamibanshu (02/11/2014) [-]
i bet his family quacked up about his choice. You could say that things went, fowl. I wonder how big the bill was for that duck. maybe if he's lucky he'll swim outta this safely.
#125 - zeroqp ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
Some birds are ferocious. Make sure you get one that's not the King of the Spartan army.
Some birds are ferocious. Make sure you get one that's not the King of the Spartan army.
#124 - masterboll (02/11/2014) [-]
i actually did a similar thing on facebook with getting my piercing and tattoo done

it feels really weird how much control i have over my own life
#111 - anonymous (02/11/2014) [-]
>inb4 still a better love story than twlight
User avatar #95 - dambusta (02/11/2014) [-]
now you go put him back in the nest where you found him!
User avatar #60 - xtrim (02/10/2014) [-]
Getting shit done.
User avatar #130 - brrigg (02/11/2014) [-]
and then a woman finds herself in a similar situation.
"hmm i think i want a duck, but i'm not really sure if i want a duck, i think i might just like the idea of having a duck, but i think i really do want a duck, what kind of duck do i want, i think i want a black duck, but then again i might want a yellow duck, if they have any other colors of duck i might want to see what those ducks are. so i went to go buy a duck, and one duck was really friendly but it was a yellow duck, and i want a black duck, but there arent any black ducks, so i got a yellow duck, and then i found out that i really did want the yellow duck, but then the yellow duck turned black and i didn't want it any more so i bought some shoes."
User avatar #43 - Nazistick (02/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I want a Bald Eagle...
#79 - existacne (02/10/2014) [-]
That post would be incomplete without that part:
I'll eat my duck.
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