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#97 - flurrff
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(02/11/2014) [-]
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#53 - huehuehuepster
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(02/10/2014) [-]
i really enjoy this post everytime i see it
i really enjoy this post everytime i see it
#113 - birdlaw **User deleted account**
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When I was young, I had a dream that I got mauled by a flock of ducks and they tore the skin off my kneecaps.  I know, ****** up right?  Now every time I see a duck I get a little nervous. MFW.
When I was young, I had a dream that I got mauled by a flock of ducks and they tore the skin off my kneecaps. I know, ****** up right? Now every time I see a duck I get a little nervous. MFW.
#107 - knowitallfourtytwo
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(02/11/2014) [-]
Father of a genius in the making.
#101 - vampireinarm ONLINE
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(02/11/2014) [-]
this mother ****** gets **** done
#99 - eeveeisbestpoke
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MFW The comment section and my apartment doesn't allow pets at all.
MFW The comment section and my apartment doesn't allow pets at all.
#117 to #99 - mangostormlegend
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(02/11/2014) [-]
**** the authorities and get yourself a duck
#69 - hasinvadedyou
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Obviously being an adult means not having to think of the consequences i mean **** it lets buy a duck without spending more than half a day (probably not any of it) reading up on how to care for one. Let alone how to care for one when it grows up because we can just let it go outside when we're bored with it. It's none of my business that he bought a duck and i don't care if he knows how to care for it or not but it wont stay cute forever. He will have to decide to keep it and probably put a lot more time than he anticipated into it not to mention the fowl smells (yes its a pun, **** you), let it go by a lake, or eat it.
#105 to #69 - kinginyellow
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(02/11/2014) [-]
Ya because he obviously knew nothing for just posting that he wants a duck...he could have easily looked it up or been looking it up and wanted to get one.
#106 to #69 - kinginyellow
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#116 to #69 - volksworgen
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(02/11/2014) [-]
You can figure out how to keep a duck in optimal conditions in a couple hours.
#118 to #116 - hasinvadedyou
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knowing how to care for a duck and actually doing it are different though like dogs and cats are easy to care for but if you get a ferret you need to ferret proof the house because they get into everything, vents etc.. and give them constant maintenance most ppl just cant do. Idk how much maintenance a duck is but unless you keep it in a cage id imagine there is a a lot you have to do even with clipped wings. my point is non traditional pets usually carry a big commitment people aren't able to keep up with in the long run esp. when they stop being cute
#120 to #118 - volksworgen
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It's only one duck and you could easily go down to your local bomgaars or whatever you have to get a small coop for it and secure it in a couple hours as well as look up information to keep it on websites like backyard chickens or something like that. Although I agree with you some people don't give the right care to things and give them horrible lives.
#121 to #120 - hasinvadedyou
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There was a law passed around here recently where you can own up to 5 chickens in residential areas and i considered it for fresh eggs but i couldn't keep up with having to clean the coops all the time chicken **** smells really bad, building a cage wouldn't be bad its cheap but i know i wouldn't be able to put up with the clucking and cleaning their cages no matter how nice the fresh eggs would be.
#122 to #121 - volksworgen
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I just shovel out all the stuck on **** and sweep out the crap into a nearby compost pile for mine. Also from my experience hens really hate bein' kept in a cage.
I just shovel out all the stuck on **** and sweep out the crap into a nearby compost pile for mine. Also from my experience hens really hate bein' kept in a cage.
#123 to #122 - hasinvadedyou
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I have a toy poodle and a leopard gecko both pretty low maintenance the dog doesnt seam to mind not getting groomed all the time. I cut her hair with barber scissors when she needs it and shes actually more energetic at 9 years old than when i got her when she was 4. I use slate on top of sand for substrate in the lizard cage so its a matter of getting dry poo/pee off a rock every couple days when he eats and keeping a moist hide for him. Ive looked into different pets but i know i cant keep the commitment up with them and i'm sure a lot of people can but i really don't think this guy who said "i want a duck" then a couple hours later bought one put a lot of thought into long term care.. just from looking at the post he did it simply because he could and thought it would get a lot of interest.
#114 - megatrollinator
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(02/11/2014) [-]
I've had a lot of opputunities to use this recently
I've had a lot of opputunities to use this recently
#115 to #114 - megatrollinator
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opportunities*
#112 - spyisspy
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(02/11/2014) [-]
I love my duck.
#48 - sketchE ONLINE
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(02/10/2014) [-]
i want an otter
#57 to #48 - theimmortalbrony
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(02/10/2014) [-]
Then you otter start saving up...I'l leave now.
#58 to #57 - sketchE ONLINE
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haha ive actually done research on it and i would need to get like pool or something
#45 - dildodude
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#44 - moggz ONLINE
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(02/10/2014) [-]
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#135 - cakeninjatigerlily
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(02/11/2014) [-]
My cat brought a baby duck into my house one day. It was completely unharmed, even took it to the vet to make sure. Kept it. I loved my duck. "Loved." My family wanted to go on holiday so we had to give it away
#59 - dildodude
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#126 - okamibanshu
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(02/11/2014) [-]
i bet his family quacked up about his choice. You could say that things went, fowl. I wonder how big the bill was for that duck. maybe if he's lucky he'll swim outta this safely.
#125 - zeroqp
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(02/11/2014) [-]
Some birds are ferocious. Make sure you get one that's not the King of the Spartan army.
Some birds are ferocious. Make sure you get one that's not the King of the Spartan army.
#124 - masterboll
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(02/11/2014) [-]
i actually did a similar thing on facebook with getting my piercing and tattoo done

it feels really weird how much control i have over my own life
#119 to #108 - WhitePimp
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(02/11/2014) [-]
omg I ******* saw that then I looked at my pizza and all I could muster up to say is 'murica
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#60 - xtrim
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(02/10/2014) [-]
Getting **** done.