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User avatar #4474 - lillpip (08/12/2014) [-]
Has anybody else here read The First Law trilogy?
User avatar #4475 to #4474 - charac (08/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's pretty good.
Sand is the most badass cripple cynic inquisitor I've ever seen.
User avatar #4472 - soundofwinter (08/11/2014) [-]
Mother Night


That ending man....
#4458 - hellkitequeen (08/11/2014) [-]
Who else enjoyed the Eragon Inheritance series? Discuss!

The film adaptation can suck a big floppy transvestite dinosaur cock >
User avatar #4521 to #4458 - thesunpraiser (08/18/2014) [-]
I thought it was great. I was fluent in the ancient language for a while, and I still speak it fairly well. I might not think the books are as good now, but I do like the language. I get more motivation to learn Elvish and that shit than Japanese.
#4517 to #4458 - dudeheit (08/17/2014) [-]
I bought the first one just by accidence because i thought it sounded interesting it just came out at that time . i almost ended up finishing it in one day and my mum got angry because of it.

though i can confirm that his writing is quite difficult now that im older - still i love the books and read them from time to time
User avatar #4490 to #4458 - newvein (08/15/2014) [-]
Read the first three when they first came out. Loved them, even though they were Star Wars with Dragons. The last one took so damn long to come out, though. I tried picking it up...but I couldn't get into it. I feel so bad; I really want to just FINISH IT! Maybe some day I'll try it again... how did you like the final chapter?
floppy cock indeed =/
User avatar #4518 to #4490 - hellkitequeen (08/17/2014) [-]
The complete final chapter? It left many things unanswered and 'left for the imagination'. I despise when books do that to me and I felt cheated in a way.
User avatar #4520 to #4518 - newvein (08/18/2014) [-]
I meant the last book, but damn...
User avatar #4479 to #4458 - adunsaveme (08/13/2014) [-]
Neat series.

There was something a little off about the entirety of the writing that I can't quite pin down.
Wasn't the best series ever written, but it was neat.
#4465 to #4458 - skydiving (08/11/2014) [-]
I loved reading it as a kid, but when I read it again older, I find too many flaws to really love it as much. But it still remains the best book of my childhood.

I'll never forget waiting for the next book to come out, though. I loved the plot, and Roran and Saphira were my favourite characters for sure. I remember intently listening to the audio book with my brother. Each of us had one shitty headphone, and the reader had this husky, leather voice. I remember listening to him describe things in colourful, crisp language and it was the first time I ever loved words. Paolini made me love stories and books, but especially words. The memories, man.
User avatar #4467 to #4465 - grogovic (08/11/2014) [-]
It sucks ass.
User avatar #4468 to #4467 - skydiving (08/11/2014) [-]
True, which is why I can't take it seriously now. Paolini was like sixteen, though, so it shouldn't be surprising.
User avatar #4469 to #4468 - grogovic (08/11/2014) [-]
It's just a cash-maker for him, his whole last books were fan service like fictions.
User avatar #4470 to #4469 - skydiving (08/11/2014) [-]
I didn't particularly like the endings. It felt cheap and hasty, and the end of Galbatorix was terrible and tacky. He spend all this time making this great villain only to toss him in the trash. God-dammit, Chris.
User avatar #4519 to #4470 - hellkitequeen (08/17/2014) [-]
The ending was rushed... and the final conclusions? UGH! I know how you feel...

lol I won the quick battle and my dragon fucked a baby, lets fly away now leave a shitton of unanswered questions and pent-up unresolved tension between me and Arya

User avatar #4466 to #4465 - grogovic (08/11/2014) [-]
No.
User avatar #4460 to #4458 - Shingo (08/11/2014) [-]
My favorite Fantasy series for sure. And I don't care that the movie was crap, it was fun seeing in on the screen anyway. Saphira's voice tho was definitely not what I picured in my head.
User avatar #4461 to #4460 - Shingo (08/11/2014) [-]
But I do have to say that Galbatorix was crap. Like everything about that conflict/driving force.
User avatar #4453 - nooc (08/10/2014) [-]
Im looking to find a Pen pall of sorts to do some creative writing with. inbox me if your interested
#4449 - thenewneone (08/10/2014) [-]
ITT: you;re favourite book.
User avatar #4522 to #4449 - thesunpraiser (08/18/2014) [-]
Shit... Off the top of my head? Any one of the LotR books, or either of the current Stormlight Archive books. But then, I haven't read every book. Who fucking knows.
User avatar #4488 to #4449 - mewoveyouwongtime (08/14/2014) [-]
The Catcher in the Rye

I know a lot of people will say it's overrated, but Holden is honestly one of the most realistic characters to have ever been written, and the ending to his story when he watches his sister riding the carousal in the rain is absolutely perfect.
User avatar #4483 to #4449 - Nizmo (08/13/2014) [-]
The Hobbit.
User avatar #4481 to #4449 - adunsaveme (08/13/2014) [-]
Possibly Feet of Clay by Terry Pratchett

Kinda hard to pin down a single favourite, really
User avatar #4473 to #4449 - gibroner (08/12/2014) [-]
Metro 2033
-Dmitry Glukhovsky
User avatar #4471 to #4449 - ljxjlos (08/11/2014) [-]
The Children of Húrin
-Tolkien, J.R.R and Christopher
User avatar #4480 to #4471 - adunsaveme (08/13/2014) [-]
great feel-good story
User avatar #4477 to #4471 - themagicwizard ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
I finished Fellowship and Two Towers, currently reading Return of the King. I have that on my list for right after that, I think.
User avatar #4478 to #4477 - ljxjlos (08/13/2014) [-]
You won´t regret it. It´s pretty incredible.
User avatar #4463 to #4449 - Shingo (08/11/2014) [-]
Desperation
-Stephen King
User avatar #4476 to #4463 - newvein (08/12/2014) [-]
Fav of King's work
User avatar #4457 to #4449 - newvein (08/10/2014) [-]
His Dark Materials
- Philip Pullman
User avatar #4446 - nippuhl (08/10/2014) [-]
itt fav mangas
#4452 to #4446 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
fk of weaboo
User avatar #4448 to #4446 - klaes (08/10/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/anime/

You'll notice it's the anime & manga board, you'll get a lot more replies and discussion there.

Chikan Otoko is my fav tho
User avatar #4450 to #4448 - nippuhl (08/10/2014) [-]
manga manga
User avatar #4451 to #4450 - klaes (08/10/2014) [-]
Wait, what?
User avatar #4455 to #4451 - waitingformydeath (08/10/2014) [-]
I think you just got trolled
User avatar #4456 to #4455 - klaes (08/10/2014) [-]
If that's considered trolling the standards have dropped severely
User avatar #4422 - rockmanfan (08/05/2014) [-]
anyone know a good horror series? like one that relies on pacing and atmosphere rather than gore?
User avatar #4444 to #4422 - newvein (08/09/2014) [-]
hmm... no mentions of Lovecraft...
The Lurking Fear by H. P. Lovecraft is one of my favorites in the horror genre. But really anything by him is gold.
User avatar #4459 to #4444 - Shingo (08/11/2014) [-]
That is one of my favorites of his.
I also really liked Pickman's Model.
User avatar #4464 to #4459 - newvein (08/11/2014) [-]
Haven't got to that one yet. I'll be sure to check it out!
#4445 to #4444 - ribocoon ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
lovecraft ftw
lovecraft ftw
#4432 to #4422 - thechosentroll (08/07/2014) [-]
Crossed: Wish You Were Here's in my top 3. It's a free webcomic, updated every 2 weeks. Imagine a zombie apocalypse where the zombies don't want to eat your brains. Rather, they give into their primal urges and do every fucked up thing they wanted to do in life, which involves massive amounts of rape, murder and corpsefucking. It's the story of how the survivors slowly turn into bitter cunts, told through the eyes of a former writer, who turns into an even bigger, bitterer cunt.

www.crossedcomic.com/category/chapters/ Just read the first 5 pages and you'll get a pretty good feel of what you're in for. It has a surprisingly gripping story and dark, psychological undertones for something that seems like a gorefest at first glance.
User avatar #4433 to #4432 - rockmanfan (08/07/2014) [-]
eh, seems interesting, but not really the "scare you shitless" horror im looking for.
User avatar #4434 to #4433 - thechosentroll (08/07/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's more of a "keep you awake at night for 3 days" sort of read. Less short-term fear, more long-term.
User avatar #4429 to #4422 - fukkentyranitar (08/07/2014) [-]
Berserk is really good. Read it. The story and characters disgust you more so than the appalling amounts of uncensored viscera and tits.
#4496 to #4429 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
BURSURK GUD
#4431 to #4429 - guanyu (08/07/2014) [-]
>tits
>disgusting
User avatar #4437 to #4431 - fukkentyranitar (08/07/2014) [-]
They are attached to worm demons and shit.
User avatar #4439 to #4438 - fukkentyranitar (08/07/2014) [-]
Don't forget Rape horse and fetus demons.
User avatar #4417 - admin (08/05/2014) [-]
teststts
User avatar #4430 to #4417 - mynameisnotmike (08/07/2014) [-]
hey dad
User avatar #4447 to #4428 - nippuhl (08/10/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #4426 to #4417 - drl (08/07/2014) [-]
im pooping right now
User avatar #4427 to #4426 - drl (08/07/2014) [-]
can someone read everybody poops to big brother admin
User avatar #4424 to #4417 - kokanum ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
Just slow
User avatar #4416 - admin (08/05/2014) [-]
test
#4414 - anonymous (08/05/2014) [-]
Read this.
#4407 - miia ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
XANTH SPOILERS AHEAD (Harpy Thyme)

mfw Metria marries Veleno and falls in love with him
she deserves more than that nyphmpnapping little creep
User avatar #4418 to #4407 - ayumu (08/05/2014) [-]
books are for nerds
#4419 to #4418 - miia ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
its my birthday tomorrow
#4420 to #4419 - ayumu (08/05/2014) [-]
I hate when birthdays come up
Then i feel bad for not being able to do anything for them

I feel obligated to do something for you, but it's like nigga i can't do shit.
#4421 to #4420 - miia ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
its okay
User avatar #4408 to #4407 - miia ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
GOD DAMNIT THIS IS EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED FOR METRIA BUT ALL FUCKING WRONG FUCK YOU PIERS ANTHONY FUCK YOU

YOU RUINED EVERYTHING
User avatar #4409 to #4408 - miia ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
40 or so pages for him to fix this shit
fuck
#4405 - alhemicar (08/04/2014) [-]
I once was at my aunt's place, she starts talking about a book   
Tell her: "anuty I want to read it pls don't tell me anything"   
She says: "I watched the film and it was about..."   
I repeat: "Please no I want to read it"   
(doesn't give a shit and continues spoiling it for me)   
Then she says: "But I started reading the book with the same title but it is has nothing to do with it"   
I'm like "phew..."   
   
So now, a few months later, I start reading it and surprise...   
mfw she spoiled the fucking book for me   
   
 advice anyone?
I once was at my aunt's place, she starts talking about a book
Tell her: "anuty I want to read it pls don't tell me anything"
She says: "I watched the film and it was about..."
I repeat: "Please no I want to read it"
(doesn't give a shit and continues spoiling it for me)
Then she says: "But I started reading the book with the same title but it is has nothing to do with it"
I'm like "phew..."

So now, a few months later, I start reading it and surprise...
mfw she spoiled the fucking book for me

advice anyone?
#4441 to #4405 - guanyu (08/08/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ, I hate people like that with a passion.
There's always this one person, this selfish asshole, who must blurt out spoilers no matter how clear you make it that you don't want to hear it.
It's always, "Oh, it's not a big plot point.", "Oh, it's just a minor character.", "Oh, the movie/book/video game is very different.", "Oh, I won't tell you too much.".
All I'm asking is that they don't give me any fucking spoilers, is that really so hard for them to wrap their damn heads around? Don't they care that I'm standing there desperately begging and pleading so they don't ruin my experience? Are they seriously that clueless?
User avatar #4435 to #4405 - zachariaseverlivin ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
dumbledore dies
User avatar #4436 to #4435 - alhemicar (08/07/2014) [-]
nope, the grandma is actually the wolf
User avatar #4413 to #4405 - Aethlius (08/04/2014) [-]
i usually don't care about any kind of spoilers because everyone will view it with a different POV. for exampl, i started watching GoT late so a lot of spoilers but i still watched the show and when the spoiler happens i either just say "oh they were right" or i also often just forget that it was spoiled to me.

tl;dr spoilers have no effect on me
#4442 to #4413 - guanyu (08/08/2014) [-]
*mocking voice*
Look at me, I'm Aethlius. Spoilers have no effect on me. I'm not bothered by them in the slightest. A good story is still just as engaging to me when I'm informed of what's going to happen in it, as it still feels just as new and even surprising as a story that hadn't been "spoiled".
Also, my avatar is a capital omega.
I'm not jealous!
#4443 to #4442 - Aethlius (08/08/2014) [-]
omega only because i enjoy greek history(ancient) and whatnot
omega only because i enjoy greek history(ancient) and whatnot
User avatar #4415 to #4413 - alhemicar (08/05/2014) [-]
great for you, but I hate it even when people spoil a song for me :c
User avatar #4423 to #4415 - Aethlius (08/05/2014) [-]
damn, that must suck
#4403 - anonymous (08/04/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #4402 - megavoir (08/04/2014) [-]
who likes writing essays and Ceasar?
#4401 - sinconn (08/03/2014) [-]
What is the comparisson between Pokemon and Game of Thrones?   
   
A nice cold soda.
What is the comparisson between Pokemon and Game of Thrones?

A nice cold soda.
#4396 - sinconn (08/03/2014) [-]
my favorite book is rwby
my favorite book is rwby
#4393 - sinconn (08/03/2014) [-]
Do you work out when you read?

I like to work out on a nice flat cold soda.
User avatar #4410 to #4393 - miia ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
i read when i go for my walks
#4392 - sinconn (08/03/2014) [-]
ajrin

more like

Gives up too easily.
#4394 to #4392 - ajrin (08/03/2014) [-]
nah, i just don't want to waste my time getting banned
User avatar #4395 to #4394 - sinconn (08/03/2014) [-]
No one comes to this board.
User avatar #4397 to #4395 - ajrin (08/03/2014) [-]
didn't you get banned for posting nsfw here before?
User avatar #4398 to #4397 - sinconn (08/03/2014) [-]
Flagged. Not banned.
User avatar #4399 to #4398 - ajrin (08/03/2014) [-]
ah
User avatar #4400 to #4399 - sinconn (08/03/2014) [-]
What's your favorite ban while reading a book

mines a nice cold faggot.
#4391 - sinconn (08/03/2014) [-]
"Teacher, what are you doing! I have to be home now, it's way past 4!"
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