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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#100 - anon id: cb8de493
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(02/02/2014) [-]
****** find a way to make it invisible. Damn. It's not rocket science.
#98 - namesnshit
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being hated by funnyjunk and a few stragglers here and there in the real world isn't so bad. i'd push it.
User avatar #97 - strangemoo
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Ehn, clean myself up, wear a good suit or something.
Could probably pass for alright.
9.5/10 would press.
User avatar #103 to #97 - KazumaKyu
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If you can find a suit to match it, a fedora isn't necessarily the worst thing in the world.
User avatar #95 - RandomAnonGuy
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(02/02/2014) [-]
The most intelligent being on the planet would surely be able to figure out how to look good with a fedora
#84 - anon id: 7a51d714
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Humans are great at finding loopholes alas thats why Legal Documents are large novels
User avatar #80 - lacklusterpelican
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Well if it was the most euphoric fedora i suppose it would actually be euphoric so its cool
User avatar #79 - azraelthemage
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Do I get to wear a suit with it? That'd at least make it passable.
User avatar #77 - Bruda
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Yes then with my enhanced knowledge figure out a way to get rid of the fedora and keep the intelligence,
User avatar #78 to #77 - Bruda
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Or wear a hat over the fedora
User avatar #86 to #78 - Shitthatscrazy
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then tell people you cosplay as Team Fortress 2
User avatar #87 to #86 - Bruda
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Yep huge fan of TF2 I'll probably douse it on fire and claim to have gotten and unusual towering pillar of hats
User avatar #88 to #87 - Shitthatscrazy
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I'll tip one of my many hats to you sir
#75 - shycorndog
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The Fedora....
The Fedora....
User avatar #74 - fukkentyranitar
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I'd just wear the stupid thing for school work and move on with my life.
#50 - Thebiggeorgy
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Could use a bigger hat
User avatar #47 - thunderkrux
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(02/02/2014) [-]
**thunderkrux rolls 1**

Alright here's how this works,
Odd=I push it
Even+ I do not push it
User avatar #45 - merrymarvelite
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(02/02/2014) [-]
That intelligence will inevitably lead to success, money, and possibly a woman or two.

I think I can handle wearing a stupid hat.
#44 - mindTHATbird
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MFW I'm the most intelligent human being on the planet
#42 - nsfwanon
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So I'd get a happy fedora?

Do I become intelligent when I wear the fedora, or is it glued to my head? How do I wash my hair? Might just be like Heisenberg and shave it all off and grow an epic goatee.
User avatar #41 - halotalim
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I don't look good in a fedora anyway, but my brother does. Hmmmmmmm.
User avatar #39 - TheMather
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It's not that hard to make a fedora work. You just have to dress accordingly and not look like you tried to swan dive into a meat grinder.
User avatar #36 - gerometurtle
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im ready for the red thumbs but what is funnyjunk's definition of euphoric?
User avatar #43 to #36 - ilovehitler
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When we talk about euphoric, we're not actually talking about the word itself, I don't think. I'm pretty sure it's a reference to a pic of a neckbeard with a trilby saying something like "In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of some phony god's blessing, but because I am enlightened by my own intelligence".
So, I'm pretty sure we just use it to mock.
User avatar #99 to #43 - gerometurtle
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ohhh i see hahahaah im sorta new to this whole pick on neckbeards thing
#34 - scooba
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How does one make an article of clothing "euphoric?"
User avatar #37 to #34 - notsureiffunnyorjk
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(02/02/2014) [-]
With virginity and the hatred of females.
It also takes a LOT of beta pharamones.
User avatar #28 - sonofpsychodad
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(02/02/2014) [-]
You become so intelligent that no one understands what you're saying.