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#102 - anaklusmos
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(02/02/2014) [-]
Would you really even care at that point? I am literally Lex luthor/Julian Delpheki/ Tony Stark. What would a irrelevant article of clothing do to hinder me in my rise to world domination?
#100 - anon
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(02/02/2014) [-]
****** find a way to make it invisible. Damn. It's not rocket science.
#98 - namesnshit
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(02/02/2014) [-]
being hated by funnyjunk and a few stragglers here and there in the real world isn't so bad. i'd push it.
#96 - mondprinzessin
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(02/02/2014) [-]
its close
#95 - RandomAnonGuy
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(02/02/2014) [-]
The most intelligent being on the planet would surely be able to figure out how to look good with a fedora
#94 - anacondom
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(02/02/2014) [-]
It's always odd to see one of these with two downsides.
#93 - iLime
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#79 - azraelthemage
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(02/02/2014) [-]
Do I get to wear a suit with it? That'd at least make it passable.
#77 - Bruda
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(02/02/2014) [-]
Yes then with my enhanced knowledge figure out a way to get rid of the fedora and keep the intelligence,
#78 to #77 - Bruda
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(02/02/2014) [-]
Or wear a hat over the fedora
#86 to #78 - Shitthatscrazy
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(02/02/2014) [-]
then tell people you cosplay as Team Fortress 2
#87 to #86 - Bruda
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(02/02/2014) [-]
Yep huge fan of TF2 I'll probably douse it on fire and claim to have gotten and unusual towering pillar of hats
#88 to #87 - Shitthatscrazy
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(02/02/2014) [-]
I'll tip one of my many hats to you sir
#76 - helenwheels
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(02/02/2014) [-]
Everyone needs an under dog story.
#75 - shycorndog
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(02/02/2014) [-]
The Fedora....
The Fedora....
#74 - fukkentyranitar
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(02/02/2014) [-]
I'd just wear the stupid thing for school work and move on with my life.
#47 - thunderkrux
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(02/02/2014) [-]
**thunderkrux rolls 1**

Alright here's how this works,
Odd=I push it
Even+ I do not push it
#46 - demandsgayversion
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(02/02/2014) [-]
When you're that smart, you can use science to overcome the fedora.
#45 - merrymarvelite
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(02/02/2014) [-]
That intelligence will inevitably lead to success, money, and possibly a woman or two.

I think I can handle wearing a stupid hat.
#42 - nsfwanon
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(02/02/2014) [-]
So I'd get a happy fedora?

Do I become intelligent when I wear the fedora, or is it glued to my head? How do I wash my hair? Might just be like Heisenberg and shave it all off and grow an epic goatee.
#41 - halotalim
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(02/02/2014) [-]
I don't look good in a fedora anyway, but my brother does. Hmmmmmmm.
#39 - TheMather ONLINE
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(02/02/2014) [-]
It's not that hard to make a fedora work. You just have to dress accordingly and not look like you tried to swan dive into a meat grinder.
#34 - scooba
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(02/02/2014) [-]
How does one make an article of clothing "euphoric?"
#37 to #34 - notsureiffunnyorjk
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(02/02/2014) [-]
With virginity and the hatred of females.
It also takes a LOT of beta pharamones.
#25 - mrwillje
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(02/01/2014) [-]
If you were that smart you could probably pull it off. Especially if you weren't a neckbeard