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#66 - digi
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(02/01/2014) [-]
Everyones saying she deserved it, but what right does the Landwhale have in telling her to put it out especially being that ******* rude.
#183 to #66 - hopalongreborn
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(02/01/2014) [-]
I somewhat agree with you
#92 to #66 - weinerdick
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(02/01/2014) [-]
Because it's a no smoking building, with clearly-posted signs on the door, and ashtrays outside of the doors.
The black lady works there
All of this is from memory, so I may be wrong
#82 to #66 - Visual
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(02/01/2014) [-]
Well the bitch is smoking inside a public building with fumes coming from the parking lot (they let the bitch knows but she still refuses). Basically that's a real concern of the building catching into flames. It's the same reason there's no smoking at a gas station, too much fire hazard.
#70 to #66 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE
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(02/01/2014) [-]
theres this thing called other people who dont ******* want lung cancer or to inhale all the **** that is in cigarettes
#72 to #70 - digi
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(02/01/2014) [-]
You aren't going to have and issues from cigarettes unless you're around secondhand smoke all the time...and theres a thing called walking around people or not being near them.
#89 to #72 - symmiie ONLINE
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(02/01/2014) [-]
You are seriously too stupid to insult.
#106 to #72 - ronyx
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(02/01/2014) [-]
Would you be ok if i standed next to you and started to fart the most horrendous farts? Would you be ok smelling something comming out of my butt? I don't want to smell anything comming out of your mouth.
#68 to #66 - thedutchs
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(02/01/2014) [-]
Well she IS smoking inside a public building.
#71 to #68 - digi
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(02/01/2014) [-]
"public" Does it say no smoking? Plus the land whale has no right to tell other people what to do.
#77 to #71 - thedutchs
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(02/01/2014) [-]
Public means a lot of people walk around there. Seeing that it's not outside and the smoke will linger, I think it can be considered that by social standards one should not smoke in a place like this.

Public buildings often have smoking rooms for this kind of stuff
#101 to #71 - anon
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(02/01/2014) [-]
It's actually illegal to smoke inside any public building in the US now. This was recorded AFTER that law was passed.
#91 to #71 - Degenerate
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I feel like you should stop while your behind. As a smoker I know there are certain places I should or shouldn't smoke.

If i'm outside the bar and some bloke beside me starts awkwardly coughing and tells me to smoke somewhere else you bet your ass i'm gonna tell him to **** off. Inside a public building is a completely different matter.
#99 to #71 - anon
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(02/01/2014) [-]
It's also illegal in most civilized countries



yes that is what I'm implying
#125 to #71 - anon
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(02/01/2014) [-]
Hey buddy, kill yourself.
#73 to #66 - anon
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(02/01/2014) [-]
kill yourself
#162 to #73 - fuckingtrolls
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(02/01/2014) [-]
What a clever, intelligent, well thought out response.
#177 to #162 - fuckingtrolls
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(02/01/2014) [-]
A response like this was really unnecessary and impulsive; no matter how ignorant a person gets, you should go down to their level by wishing them harm.
A response like this was really unnecessary and impulsive; no matter how ignorant a person gets, you should go down to their level by wishing them harm.
#7 - clythoris
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(01/31/2014) [-]
Isn't the gas in extinguishers poisonous? I remember something like this happening in our national Big Brother series, where the person got expelled from the villa, and they had to stay in the garden for two days.
#13 to #7 - pyromanicturtlez
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(01/31/2014) [-]
Depends on the extinguisher, some are gas (CO2, N2) some are powder or foam some are water etc.
That's for England at least
#36 to #7 - xtwinblade
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(01/31/2014) [-]
depends on what kind of extinguisher you use. powder and CO2 is not poisonous.
#123 to #36 - anon
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(02/01/2014) [-]
If the Air you breathe ~17% CO2 you will die pretty fast as far as i know
#48 to #7 - acharminbear
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(01/31/2014) [-]
Some can blind you
#60 to #7 - zombifier
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(02/01/2014) [-]
not poisonous, but it displaces oxygen which makes breathing painful if you inhale any
#135 to #7 - nirin
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(02/01/2014) [-]
i don't know about you but i've heard more about people dying because they inhaled the smoke of tabacco than from the gas of a extinguisher.
#8 to #7 - Einsty
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(01/31/2014) [-]
It's CO2, poisonous in larger concentrations. Also, it's cold as hell when exitting the nozzle.
#9 to #7 - instakill
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(01/31/2014) [-]
no, it's just cold as hell because it's compressed gas, and yeah I guess you could die from it if that was all you breathed, but it dissipates fast enough that it's normally not a big deal
#15 to #9 - lordofpenis
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Compressed gas is cold as hell?

P = F/A, hence as the area decreases (compression) the pressure increases, PV/T = constant, so the thermodynamic temperature likewise increases.
If it's an ideal gas.
Anyway, it's because it's CO2, and its boiling point is -55.6oC.

Just so you know, HS physics lesson for you.
#17 to #15 - instakill
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no the gas itself is not cold, but when you compress a gas down to the point it becomes a liquid (like they do in these) it chills whatever it touches because of the heat it absorbs when it goes from liquid to gas
#26 to #17 - lordofpenis
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Also, first law of thermodynamics; everything tends to chaos, hence a high concentration to a low concentration, down a concentration gradient. The gas will not absorb heat, rather, the high energy air molecules will transfer more kinetic energy to the walls of the container of the chamber where the gas is held, obviously it doesn't reach a thermal equilibrium since the outlet is cold. This is due to varying factors.

Anyway, changing state will require energy, hence being endogornic. Thus the temperature will increase as P = 1/3 rho * mean velocity^2 = Nm/3V using boyles law we end up with (and skipping a bit of rearranging) E = 1/2m v^2 = 1/2 N/M c^2 = 3/2 k T
The kinetic energy (rather the mean kinetic energy) is directly proportional to the thermodynamic temperature. Hence the temperature will increase. When going to a gas it will increase the temperature.
As I recollect it's compressed gas, not compressed liquid. You said so yourself.
#30 to #26 - instakill
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yes, because you cannot compress a liquid, though it isn't "compressed" per-se it's actually that the gas is cooled below its boiling point so it becomes a liquid and then is moved into the canister, the main reason it is cold is because it is still close to the boiling point if you spray the can for too long
#31 to #30 - lordofpenis
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You can compress anything if enough force is applied.
May I ask, do you do physics or maths? Just out of interest, I'm not trying to bash on you. I just recollect it differently during my course, and I had to do thermodynamics everyday.
#32 to #31 - instakill
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I had to do both, I took physics courses because they are fun and because of my engineering degree but because of my current major in computer science I have to take a bunch of calculus courses.
#35 to #32 - lordofpenis
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My friend does computer science, sounds fun but I've heard there's quite a few *tips fedora hat* types. But to be honest, we're on funnyjunk anyway, so we're not far off them.
Calculus isn't hard lol, but I don't know what you use calculus for in computer science, aside from graphs, never really developed my calculus much further than needing it for graphs, since I majored in quantum physics, minor in engineering (hence the thermodynamics)
What I found annoying was the standard model, was going through it as a mini project, well a disassociation. The maths in it were gay.
GG
Sorry, it's just I was having trouble getting around your wording. I'm still not sure what you meant, but mild dyslexia doesn't help. Neither does autism.
#37 to #35 - instakill
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(01/31/2014) [-]
it's mainly understanding and using algorithms in code, all computers are, are big calculators, it's hard to explain really
#38 to #37 - lordofpenis
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Hence why they're called 'computers' since they compute and thus calculate lol
Better than engineering? I found engineering fun (sometimes frustrating)
#39 to #38 - instakill
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well I took my engineering course from a vocational high school we spent half the year on regular courses and the rest on our trade courses thus earning me the equivalent of a bachelors degrees in mechanical engineering and 3D modeling, but what I really want to do is work with computers for a living, not necessarily IT work but probably getting a job at Microsoft game labs or something
#41 to #39 - lordofpenis
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What most gamers dream of. As a gamer I just dream that hl3 will come out some day.
What's a vocational high school, as I've really no idea? (ukfag, I don't even know if we do that here, I just did the whole A level move onto university thing)
#42 to #41 - instakill
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(01/31/2014) [-]
well in some areas you can opt-out of a regular high school to go to a "private" school that gives you the training for a specific job field that you pick from in my school we had culinary arts, computer aided drafting and design, Plumbing heating and airconditioning, machining, electronics, electrical, carpentry, hairdressing, graphic design, Automotive repair, and Auto-body repair. but in return you have to go through the curriculum of the regular high schools in that area in half the time since half the year is spent learning your trade
#40 to #39 - instakill
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(01/31/2014) [-]
but once you really get into engineering it's all basic arrhythmic and sometimes trigonometry
#67 to #40 - lordofpenis
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Depending on what engineering you do. You're limited to just Newtonian physics in mechanical engineering, hence the furthest it going is trigonometry. That being said, there's a lot of calculus in Newtonian, hell a lot of maths theories in general.

I spose' It'd be no different from mechanics maths
#78 to #67 - instakill
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well that is handled by the CAD programs most of the time, and our handbooks also have the charts and graphs necessary to look up most things without using the math
#19 to #17 - lordofpenis
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#23 to #17 - gisuar
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lel those people claiming they know it better never had a chemistry teacher making it snow with a good ol bottle of CO2
#29 to #23 - lordofpenis
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I guess you've never done a physics degree either.
#25 to #23 - instakill
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exactly, I use that and a heat gun to pop dents out of my truck people are morons around here and like to hit random cars
#27 to #25 - lordofpenis
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And I'm a physicist. Sorry in the previous comment I mean liquid to gaseous state.
#20 to #17 - anon
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are you just trying to be a troll? If u took high school physics youd know that youre wrong

#52 to #9 - kez
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its normally just CO2
#53 to #52 - instakill
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exactly
#75 to #9 - youraccountsucks
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It also absorbs the oxygen from the air around it and pulls it away from the fire, you can suffocate people with it.
#80 to #75 - instakill
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yes if left exposed long enough and in an enclosed space, but there would have to be a higher concentration of CO2 to oxygen in the air for around three minutes assuming they are healthy to cause a blackout and five minutes before brain damage happens
#81 to #80 - youraccountsucks
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Oh, well thanks for informing me, I just remember being told that a little while ago.
#10 to #9 - gowge
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Depends what kind of extinguisher.
Co2
water
foam
powder
vaporising liquid
or wet chemicals
#11 to #10 - instakill
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well they are all designed to be safe to use,
#12 to #11 - gowge
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Yes but they aren't designed to be inhaled
#16 to #12 - instakill
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as I said, you can die but unless you have asthma you are at very low risk of dying from inhalation unless of course you are a moron
#18 to #16 - gowge
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Didnt mean to sound like a nob sorry if i came across that way
#33 to #18 - instakill
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don't worry man
#130 - arnolddusk
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THIS WAS POSTED YESTERDAY... WAKE UP FUNNYJUNK.
#169 to #130 - daemascus
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#179 to #130 - yodaddysofat ONLINE
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those same letters you just typed were also posted yesterday.......
#184 to #130 - dandamanzx
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#112 - thunderpony
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Anyone have a video link?
#113 to #112 - vulkner
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(02/01/2014) [-]
I can't find that video but her name is Bernice, heres my favourite clip of hers South Beach Tow - Bernice Defies Death And Seeks Revenge
#141 to #113 - kisushima
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(02/01/2014) [-]
I.. have to watch this show. It's deliciously awful. My God. Where does it play in the US? Don't think it's on the UK yet.
#149 to #141 - brendantheferret
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It plays on a channel called TRU tv, which specializes in scripted reality shows
#150 to #149 - kisushima
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#133 to #113 - chewiewhatawookie
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Not sure if scripted.
#137 to #133 - theonlybatman
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She got hit...by a car...and fell 2 stories...without anything to soften the fall...
#199 to #137 - capslockrage
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nah you could easily survive that unscathed, she fell on grass and I have fell from 20 feet and barely hurt my ankle, granted I was prepared for it, but still.
#204 to #199 - theonlybatman
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#143 to #137 - chewiewhatawookie
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All smoke and mirrors... maybe...
#144 to #143 - theonlybatman
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So...everything I know is a lie?
So...everything I know is a lie?
#145 to #144 - chewiewhatawookie
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Definitely maybe.
#198 to #113 - capslockrage
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fakest thing I have ever seen, but somehow funny.
#100 - hybridxproject
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(02/01/2014) [-]
**hybridxproject rolls 89**

Dubs get
#138 to #100 - theonlybatman
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**theonlybatman rolls 21**
#102 to #100 - hybridxproject
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#142 - hellsjester
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(02/01/2014) [-]
we salute you. you glorious crazy black woman.
#189 to #142 - assrocket
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(02/01/2014) [-]
Doing this **** to smokers is pretty crap behaviour.
She's fat. If I tried taking away her food, she'd probably flip her ****. And I honestly couldn't blame her.
Same deal. Smoking is gross. But it's the smoker's business.
#190 to #189 - hellsjester
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nonono smokers i don't care about. inconsiderate bitches and pricks on the other hand. she was smoking in a none smoking building because she didn't pay her bills or parked illegally which is her fault and acts like a bitch by smoking in the place any way. not to mention when asked to put it out she is a cunt. so overall would wished it was me doing it.
#191 to #190 - assrocket
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Fair enough.
We salute the glorious crazy black woman.
#196 to #189 - capslockrage
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It's not the smokers business when they smoke near an asthmatic and send them into an attack.
it's not the smokers business when I have to smell gross cigarette smoke.
it's not the smokers business when they help progress my chance of getting lung cancer.

The two things you compared are nothing alike.
#200 to #196 - assrocket
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Most enclosed public spaces have a no smoking policy. If you hang around smokers on your own time, that's your deal. Therefore, there is very little chance of smelling the smoke, getting cancer (which can be caused by damn near anything - do you own a cellphone or aerosol sprays, perhaps?), or asthmatic attacks.

You know - unless either you or the smoker decides to be dumb about it.
#201 to #200 - capslockrage
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it was a no smoking zone where they were, which is what i'm talking about.

and those things you mentioned have a FAR lower chance of causing cancer than cigarette smoke.
#202 to #201 - assrocket
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I already had a conversation about that. (See comments 190-191)
I know the white girl was being a dick. I just didn't realise it at first (you know - since I hadn't seen the show or anything). I wasn't defending her for smoking where she was smoking.

I still think smoking in general is ok though, as long as you consider stuff like that.
#64 - spazzin
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>watched a clip from this show
>she gets hit by a car and falls from a parking garage
>walks normally to the car and punches the window out
>drags the woman out the car
>mfw
#193 - SubjectThree
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(02/01/2014) [-]
"Not reality. Actuality."

MY ASS! BRING BACK G4!
#175 - dorkbuls
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Arnolddusk is le mastertrol, but he doesnt have a le epik big penis like mine lol
#195 to #175 - capslockrage
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worst attempt ever.
#203 to #175 - arnolddusk
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Thanks.
#97 - acemcgunner
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**acemcgunner rolled a random comment #117 posted by margrave at Long lost friend ** :
#58 - breaken
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I know I know, but I love this show. Bernice is ******* awesome.
#57 - dickticklerluv ONLINE
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#109 - neoexdeath ONLINE
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To be completely fair, that's about the reaction I'd have.
To be completely fair, that's about the reaction I'd have.
#110 to #109 - stealingbikes
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Same

That's what the bitch gets for blowing smoke in someone's face.
#120 - badboycoen
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#121 to #120 - ethank
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whats that picture from?
#127 to #121 - negitivzero
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Sekai Seifuku: Bouryaku no Zvezda
so far there are only 3 episodes out, its about world domination
#1 - dysfunctionalvet
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#51 to #1 - anon
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Dear god you are literally the worst troll on this site.
#86 to #1 - iliveforyou
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If you're going to troll, do it with some taste you ******* faggot. Ask someone for pointers. Like that huge asshole zusuran.
#107 to #86 - dysfunctionalvet
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oh I'm sorry if I don't like scrolling through things I just saw yesterday, kindly go **** yourself
oh I'm sorry if I don't like scrolling through things I just saw yesterday, kindly go **** yourself
#205 to #107 - iliveforyou
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lol faggot
#206 to #205 - dysfunctionalvet
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"lol faggot" nice one
"lol faggot" nice one
#207 to #206 - iliveforyou
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Lol faggot
#186 - CXJokerXD
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Saw an episode of this **** while on break at work. So fake it literally made me cringe several times over.
#159 - weirddark
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#155 - raamageddon
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The aliens controlling the TV shows are harvesting Retardium.

Some will understand.
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