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User avatar #85 - thebestpieever (01/18/2014) [-]
Well, they are physically weaker so a hit takes more of a toll y'know?
Also, Chivalry.

I've never seen a man getting hit real hard by a woman. It's often the small angry punches that are more of a cry for attention or a slap, which is universally not a real punch.
User avatar #89 to #85 - kyoutu (01/18/2014) [-]
Chivalry died with gender equality.
Take off the fedora and a slap a bitch.
User avatar #90 to #89 - thebestpieever (01/18/2014) [-]
If you want to tell yourself that.
The fact that we are not allowed to pay women less or deny them jobs does not mean, to me, that I should not be courteous to them.
User avatar #91 to #90 - kyoutu (01/18/2014) [-]
You should be courteous to anyone... Gender shouldn't even come into that.
Also women are still paid less then men in developed countries like the UK and US.

Whether a punch would hurt them more or not isn't the point, if they're tough enough to throw they should be tough enough to take, or at least expect one. If someone attacked me I'd defend myself regardless of gender.
User avatar #93 to #91 - thebestpieever (01/18/2014) [-]
You should be courteous to everyone, yes. That courtesy offers more consideration to women 'cause... that's how courtesy is. Fuck it, I don't lose anything by doing it.
User avatar #94 to #93 - kyoutu (01/18/2014) [-]
Dignity, you lose dignity.
User avatar #97 to #94 - thebestpieever (01/18/2014) [-]
Yes. I am such a swine. Opening doors, letting people walk on the inner side of the pavement, not hurting someone when I don't need to. God, how can people stand to look at me?
User avatar #98 to #97 - kyoutu (01/18/2014) [-]
I know right? It's weird.
#205 to #91 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
"Also women are still paid less then men in developed countries like the UK and US."

Tell me why that is.

And I want the REAL answer, not because of 'muh gender' because that argument is completely and utterly false.
User avatar #286 to #205 - kyoutu (01/19/2014) [-]
I believe it's written that this is due to women are often paid for maternity leave which can be quite a few months of paid leave.
#4 - quiescat ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
i don't know i think the baby rule applies here still. by that i mean if they cant hurt you, much like in the case of say a 2 year old punching me in the arm ( yes i understand this is not the case for 90% of the female population) i think at that point you need to still be the better person, and by that i mean get the fuck out of there.

ps yes i know getting hit/kicked in the nuts can still suck but if your dumb ass is around someone that is going for the nut shot on reflex and you cant see that shit coming you might need to rethink some shit in your life
#5 to #4 - officialjg (01/18/2014) [-]
I understand what you mean but I think in most cases, especially in this day in age, I really don't think that rule applies as much anymore. Women definitely aren't as weak as society still makes them out to be. I've met a lot of women in my life that could kick the shit out of most men.
I understand what you mean but I think in most cases, especially in this day in age, I really don't think that rule applies as much anymore. Women definitely aren't as weak as society still makes them out to be. I've met a lot of women in my life that could kick the shit out of most men.
#8 to #5 - quiescat ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
your mileage may very. but i am 6'2 250 pounds with a fairly physical job.

but i don't find very many cases when some random nut job goes to bust me in the face without warning. with some warning my size is enough that i can get away safely. while i am not a fan of blame the victim, on some level you can see the car coming maybe you need to not stand in the road. this applies to both genders by the way. call the fucking cops if cant get away. dump this crazy bitch the sex is not worth it. if you moved in get the cops to watch you pack your shit and leave. if you are cornered to the point where your only option is to beat the shit out of some one you likely have 50-60 pounds of body weight on chances are part of my first post still applies " if you cant see that shit coming you might need to rethink some shit in your life*"

* none of this advice applies when working with the mentally challenged or criminally insane
#11 to #4 - kanedam ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
the rule to not hit women was made in a time in wich other roles were set in place too, dont forget that.
as in: a woman wouldnt dare to hit a man, so a gentleman wouldnt hit her. but if she's acting like a crazy bitch and thinks she can act like a man, hitting around with her first, then why shouldnt i treat her the way she treats others?
User avatar #292 - residentblackman (01/19/2014) [-]
Never hit a lady, but there are certain requisites to be considered a "lady". Never hit a gentleman, there are certain requisites to be considered a "gentleman". If someone hits me first and it is unprovoked, they are no gentleman or lady, they are simply trash and I won't hesitate to take them out.
User avatar #296 to #292 - zomaru (01/19/2014) [-]
I don't like the way you said that.
There may be times when a Gentleman deserves to be hit, If that situation arises and a lady smacks him then bu no right does either lose their standing.
Also, Women are not always weaker, but at the same time a hit thrown is rarely not deserved.
And, to take someone out seems unnecessary. If someone hits you and it was undeserved, hit them back with as much force. No more, no less. One does not need to get mad, only even.
User avatar #260 - silverzepher (01/19/2014) [-]
kind of how i act, if you want to hit me gender doesn't matter anymore, but who the person is might, like i wouldn't deck my best friend for smacking me in the back of the head to get my attention, but you come up and smack me for no fucking good reason i will smack you the fuck back. but that is my personal opinion, i do not agree with violence of any kind preformed without necessity, against anyone or anything. i do not promote violence against women, men, animals, vehicles, platypus eggs, etc. please have a nice day, and remember random stranges don't always like to play the "knock out game"
User avatar #256 - thegirlyoudespise (01/19/2014) [-]
step up like a guy get fought like a guy
User avatar #257 to #256 - arnolddusk (01/19/2014) [-]
your an annoying attention whore
User avatar #258 to #257 - thegirlyoudespise (01/19/2014) [-]
Well i wasn't trying to be, it's just something i think

but i can see why you'd think that, a girl sharing an opinion that a bunch of guys may approve
User avatar #250 - pwnsomelink (01/19/2014) [-]
I wish I were a guy just for this reason. I see my guy friends mess around and punch eachother and attack eachother, but not actually fighting and stuff. Girls don't do that. I find that sort of stuff fun, and my sister and I do that, but I can't with any of my female friends. I do occasionally hit a guy friend not hard or anythingand wonder why they don't hit back, but then realize that they will seem like a huge dickhead if they did. Then I feel bad.

User avatar #254 to #250 - hellomynameisbill (01/19/2014) [-]
we don't hit you because the patriarchy tells us not to
User avatar #226 - Stansnowman (01/19/2014) [-]
sometimes a bitch just needs an uppercunt
#213 - kalvissh (01/19/2014) [-]
**kalvissh rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at Major mind fuck ** what i like to punch
#52 - anonymous (01/18/2014) [-]
IMO if men and women are going to be equal we need to be equal in every possible way. Meaning whatever job a man can do, a woman can do. Any thing that can be done to a man, can be done to a woman. Whatever a man makes from his job, a woman with the same position makes the same amount. Whatever a man should have to pay for, a woman should have to pay for, and so on and so forth. This, however, will never be. For example, since it's become the social norm for guys to either pay for just about everything on a date and/or in a relationship or be considered cheap woman will have major objections to paying for shit on a date and/or in a relationship.
#38 - mooproxy (01/18/2014) [-]
If they argue fro equality, they should accept it includes this side of things as well.
On another note, I think a similar thing should happen in schools. I find a lot of teachers make empty threats, and as soon as the pupils know that they're empty, then they know they can do whatever they like.
#26 - anonymous (01/18/2014) [-]
Seriously? No "woman hits policeman, gets hit back" yet? As for the idea: no doubts about it. Im all for equality, I really do but let it be real equality. You hit me, I hit you. Simple. I think that holding back on hitting back a woman hitting you first is a sign of really misplaced and honestly stupid "gentleman etiquette". She obviously thrown it out the window hitting you in the first place so why bother? She's not the person that deserves a good treatment. Make sure that "suprise red tattoo of a hand" on her face reminds her of that for few days.
User avatar #16 - fezzo ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
"Hitting that" just got a whole new meaning
#10 - kanedam ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
just hit her.
dont beat her into a hospital, but give her a nice hard smack and make sure she knows there could be more coming...
#15 to #10 - gtfomylawnbish (01/18/2014) [-]
Thanks for the solid advice. I reject it though. If a woman hits me, I've been around the wrong kind of people. Sure, I'm going to kick her teeth in, but after that I'm going to take a long look at my life and wonder "why do I hang out with these people"
#17 to #15 - kanedam ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
who ever said you should stay together with a woman that hits you? or a guy?
seriously... thats not an advice to keep hanging around with people that are so bad, impolite or simply assholes that they attack you or make you hit them.
#18 to #17 - gtfomylawnbish (01/18/2014) [-]
Who said you were "with" her in the first place?
#19 to #18 - kanedam ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
"why do I hang out with these people"
that sentence implied for me that you somehow had to do with the people who act like that... how would you get the thought why do i hang out with these people? if you dont hang out with them?!
#20 to #19 - gtfomylawnbish (01/18/2014) [-]
Maybe it's a platonic relationship.
#70 - limb ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #216 - Mudkip (01/19/2014) [-]
Short Story time!
>>Sleeping in class one time because why the fuck not.
>>Woke up to loud noise, class bitch stumbles past
>>Look back, one of the chillest motherfuckers I know has crazy rage.

Turns out the bitch bagged him for no reason and he just snapped. She was alot nicer to everyone afterwords.
#147 - verycoolcat (01/18/2014) [-]
I believe if a girl punches a guy, he should be allowed to rape her.
Also the same... if a guy punches a woman, she should be allowed to rape him.
#77 - ilikecows **User deleted account** (01/18/2014) [-]
Look at all these different animals confessing different things

It's hard to keep track of who's confessing what - can we keep it to one animal?
Any suggestions?
User avatar #307 to #77 - confessing (01/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #311 to #307 - ilikecows **User deleted account** (01/19/2014) [-]
Good suggestion

Very good suggestion
User avatar #80 to #77 - zekeon (01/18/2014) [-]

This is not a confession.
User avatar #73 - TARDIS (01/18/2014) [-]
And guys to hit women knowing they won't get hit back

need to get hit back too.
User avatar #67 - solareyes (01/18/2014) [-]
When I hit a guy I do it fully expecting them to hit me back. However, I do not expect them to hit me twice as hard as I hit him. So it all depends.
User avatar #87 to #67 - canadiantrekker ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
you cant just say "oh its ok if you hit me back" because everyone else will still think he is a piece of shit for hitting a women. its not about whether or not you are ok with a male defending himself against a women, its about what everyone else thinks. its about what society thinks. its about what the courts will think. if you start a fight with a guy in the middle of a bar and you say that its ok for him to hit you back, that wont mean shit because everyone else there will rip him apart the second they think he got slightly too rough with you
#48 - benjambon (01/18/2014) [-]
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