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#56 - anonymous (01/18/2014) [-]
I deleted my account so I could say things like this: In Canada, dunno about the doughy U.S.A, but here, the rule of thumb is after you have been hit three times and continually told the woman to back off and have given verbal warnings, you can legally defend yourself, do not ever think a women is safe from being smahed in the head once you have said "Stop, do not hurt me" and she continues to attack.
#76 to #56 - sgtxrootbeer ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
In Canada its ILLEGAL to hit a woman but she can hit you?

rev up the double standards why don't you.
#69 to #56 - FearsomeDraken (01/18/2014) [-]
just made me think of boondock saints 2 when you said rule of thumb...in relation to hitting woman....
User avatar #85 - thebestpieever (01/18/2014) [-]
Well, they are physically weaker so a hit takes more of a toll y'know?
Also, Chivalry.

I've never seen a man getting hit real hard by a woman. It's often the small angry punches that are more of a cry for attention or a slap, which is universally not a real punch.
User avatar #89 to #85 - kyoutu (01/18/2014) [-]
Chivalry died with gender equality.
Take off the fedora and a slap a bitch.
User avatar #90 to #89 - thebestpieever (01/18/2014) [-]
If you want to tell yourself that.
The fact that we are not allowed to pay women less or deny them jobs does not mean, to me, that I should not be courteous to them.
User avatar #91 to #90 - kyoutu (01/18/2014) [-]
You should be courteous to anyone... Gender shouldn't even come into that.
Also women are still paid less then men in developed countries like the UK and US.

Whether a punch would hurt them more or not isn't the point, if they're tough enough to throw they should be tough enough to take, or at least expect one. If someone attacked me I'd defend myself regardless of gender.
User avatar #93 to #91 - thebestpieever (01/18/2014) [-]
You should be courteous to everyone, yes. That courtesy offers more consideration to women 'cause... that's how courtesy is. **** it, I don't lose anything by doing it.
User avatar #94 to #93 - kyoutu (01/18/2014) [-]
Dignity, you lose dignity.
User avatar #97 to #94 - thebestpieever (01/18/2014) [-]
Yes. I am such a swine. Opening doors, letting people walk on the inner side of the pavement, not hurting someone when I don't need to. God, how can people stand to look at me?
User avatar #98 to #97 - kyoutu (01/18/2014) [-]
I know right? It's weird.
#205 to #91 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
"Also women are still paid less then men in developed countries like the UK and US."

Tell me why that is.

And I want the REAL answer, not because of 'muh gender' because that argument is completely and utterly false.
User avatar #286 to #205 - kyoutu (01/19/2014) [-]
I believe it's written that this is due to women are often paid for maternity leave which can be quite a few months of paid leave.
#4 - quiescat (01/18/2014) [-]
i don't know i think the baby rule applies here still. by that i mean if they cant hurt you, much like in the case of say a 2 year old punching me in the arm ( yes i understand this is not the case for 90% of the female population) i think at that point you need to still be the better person, and by that i mean get the **** out of there.

ps yes i know getting hit/kicked in the nuts can still suck but if your dumb ass is around someone that is going for the nut shot on reflex and you cant see that **** coming you might need to rethink some **** in your life
#5 to #4 - officialjg (01/18/2014) [-]
I understand what you mean but I think in most cases, especially in this day in age, I really don't think that rule applies as much anymore. Women definitely aren't as weak as society still makes them out to be. I've met a lot of women in my life that could kick the 						****					 out of most men.
I understand what you mean but I think in most cases, especially in this day in age, I really don't think that rule applies as much anymore. Women definitely aren't as weak as society still makes them out to be. I've met a lot of women in my life that could kick the **** out of most men.
#8 to #5 - quiescat (01/18/2014) [-]
your mileage may very. but i am 6'2 250 pounds with a fairly physical job.

but i don't find very many cases when some random nut job goes to bust me in the face without warning. with some warning my size is enough that i can get away safely. while i am not a fan of blame the victim, on some level you can see the car coming maybe you need to not stand in the road. this applies to both genders by the way. call the ******* cops if cant get away. dump this crazy bitch the sex is not worth it. if you moved in get the cops to watch you pack your **** and leave. if you are cornered to the point where your only option is to beat the **** out of some one you likely have 50-60 pounds of body weight on chances are part of my first post still applies " if you cant see that **** coming you might need to rethink some **** in your life*"

* none of this advice applies when working with the mentally challenged or criminally insane
#11 to #4 - kanedam (01/18/2014) [-]
the rule to not hit women was made in a time in wich other roles were set in place too, dont forget that.
as in: a woman wouldnt dare to hit a man, so a gentleman wouldnt hit her. but if she's acting like a crazy bitch and thinks she can act like a man, hitting around with her first, then why shouldnt i treat her the way she treats others?
User avatar #256 - thegirlyoudespise (01/19/2014) [-]
step up like a guy get fought like a guy
User avatar #257 to #256 - arnolddusk (01/19/2014) [-]
your an annoying attention whore
User avatar #258 to #257 - thegirlyoudespise (01/19/2014) [-]
Well i wasn't trying to be, it's just something i think

but i can see why you'd think that, a girl sharing an opinion that a bunch of guys may approve
User avatar #206 - fuzzyballs (01/19/2014) [-]
I hit a girl once, she bullied me non-stop for a week, I just lost it, jumped over a coffee table and hit her
knocked her the **** out, and she never said anything to me again
User avatar #161 - mrgoodlove (01/18/2014) [-]
When in that situation, just put her in the sleeper. You're technically not hitting her and you're also stopping her from hitting you
#109 - fuckyosixtyminutes (01/18/2014) [-]
1. Why just once?

2. What's with all these people in the comments who get hit by girls, seemingly regularly?
User avatar #141 to #109 - kinginyellow (01/18/2014) [-]
Girls will hit quite a lot if they can get away with it.
User avatar #103 - brettyoke ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
Gee I've never ever heard this before I'm glad it has its own spot on the front page it's a unique idea and goes against the grain.
#79 - challos **User deleted account** (01/18/2014) [-]
omg youre sooo different with that point of view!!!!!!
User avatar #63 - benschien (01/18/2014) [-]
just rape her instead
User avatar #59 - jackmanagan ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
woman gets to hit me 3 times...
THEN im legally allowed to hit them back
Only once, but man ima make it count.
User avatar #58 - IceViper (01/18/2014) [-]
IMO men and women can never reach equality just due to the fact that men and women and anatomically different and therefore can never be treated the same. This goes for kinds of jobs they can handle, military service, mental and physical limits and much more. There are many examples, but say women and men received the same exact amount of food to eat every day. It wouldn't work because women require less caloric intake than men on average.
User avatar #55 - smartyben **User deleted account** (01/18/2014) [-]
if a girl hits me ill hit her back just as hard
#70 - limb (01/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #216 - Mudkip (01/19/2014) [-]
Short Story time!
>>Sleeping in class one time because why the **** not.
>>Woke up to loud noise, class bitch stumbles past
>>Look back, one of the chillest ************* I know has crazy rage.

Turns out the bitch bagged him for no reason and he just snapped. She was alot nicer to everyone afterwords.
#147 - verycoolcat (01/18/2014) [-]
I believe if a girl punches a guy, he should be allowed to rape her.
Also the same... if a guy punches a woman, she should be allowed to rape him.
#77 - ilikecows **User deleted account** (01/18/2014) [-]
Look at all these different animals confessing different things

It's hard to keep track of who's confessing what - can we keep it to one animal?
Any suggestions?
User avatar #307 to #77 - confessing (01/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #311 to #307 - ilikecows **User deleted account** (01/19/2014) [-]
Good suggestion

Very good suggestion
User avatar #80 to #77 - zekeon ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]

This is not a confession.
User avatar #73 - TARDIS (01/18/2014) [-]
And guys to hit women knowing they won't get hit back

need to get hit back too.
User avatar #67 - solareyes (01/18/2014) [-]
When I hit a guy I do it fully expecting them to hit me back. However, I do not expect them to hit me twice as hard as I hit him. So it all depends.
User avatar #87 to #67 - canadiantrekker (01/18/2014) [-]
you cant just say "oh its ok if you hit me back" because everyone else will still think he is a piece of **** for hitting a women. its not about whether or not you are ok with a male defending himself against a women, its about what everyone else thinks. its about what society thinks. its about what the courts will think. if you start a fight with a guy in the middle of a bar and you say that its ok for him to hit you back, that wont mean **** because everyone else there will rip him apart the second they think he got slightly too rough with you
#48 - benjambon ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
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