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#268 - Residentpudding (01/19/2014) [-]
One time at a party, some girl was trying to be cute with me by slapping me around. So I played along and had what I thought was a pretty friendly slap-boxing match. I was only really just deflecting her hands until I started lightly tapping her on the head. She left and sent someone to tell me that she didn't appreciate me "hitting her around." When I approached and told her I wasn't going to apologize, she said she understood, but that I shouldn't have done that because her boyfriend has "homies" that would come and **** me over or something.

Bitch just mad cuz she lost.
#132 - grandmabetty (01/18/2014) [-]
Since there are so many bigoted feminists out there who demand more than just equal rights than men, I see no problem in punching women back at all. If they think they're so strong then they should be able to take a good punch.
#28 - herbolifee (01/18/2014) [-]
That's a popular opinion.
User avatar #50 to #28 - spanishiqiustion (01/18/2014) [-]
not in society
#45 - lolfire (01/18/2014) [-]
Had to keep these locked away during the moddish inquisition.   
Think it's about time to get them back out.
Had to keep these locked away during the moddish inquisition.
Think it's about time to get them back out.
User avatar #138 to #45 - daviid (01/18/2014) [-]
oh sweet baby jesus, thats gonna hurt till next week
User avatar #119 to #45 - fargtwo (01/18/2014) [-]
That is one hell of a haymaker.
#285 - totsandtaters (01/19/2014) [-]
If a woman decided to mug me for all my stuff on the street, I don't give a **** what society thinks of me, I'm gonna punch a bitch. pic related
#241 - ltgbrady (01/19/2014) [-]
or in a parallel universe...................
or in a parallel universe...................
User avatar #188 - seratyo (01/19/2014) [-]
Oh man, all these comments, I just remembered something I think I blocked out.

There was this one girl in Primary school who said (As far as my memory can tell) "I could hit you if I wanted to but you can't hit me back because that makes you scum"

Holy **** , Funnyjunk making me remember repressed memories... Oh god, reverend Robinson... No...
User avatar #121 - hideyowives (01/18/2014) [-]
i have hit females
i will do it again
this one bitch hit me in the nuts so she could show her friends how bad ass she was
while she laughed i managed to haymaker' uppercut her right in the vagina, full power
i was up in seconds
she was not
i still feel a sense of pride for the way the people she was trying to show off to laughed their asses off as i did the inception walk away
User avatar #252 to #121 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/19/2014) [-]
girls are more sensitive down there then guys are. They have the same number of nerves in their clit as a penis has, but the nerves are compressed into like a 1/2inch piece of skin where the penis is stretched to about 5 inches or more.
User avatar #146 to #121 - kinginyellow (01/18/2014) [-]
At least she didn't try to call it sexual assault or something stupid to get "revenge".
User avatar #117 - exhaustedheadcase (01/18/2014) [-]
i was raised to never hit anyone
unless they hit you, then you go for it
women not excluded
yes i have hit a chick before. she was talking **** and punched me right in the face, would have walked away anyway but then she tried to knee me in the groin
User avatar #104 - landerp (01/18/2014) [-]
My sister used to do that to me because she knew that my dad taught us never to hit a girl. One day, however, when i was getting really sick of her **** , she slapped me and turned to run up the stairs. I spun around and five starred her in the back so hard that she actually flew up a couple stairs, where she began screaming bloody murder. Luckily for me, my dad had seen that she had been doing this and she ended up getting in trouble instead of me. Needless to say she never tried to pull that **** again.
User avatar #88 - kyoutu (01/18/2014) [-]
I'd say this is a pretty popular opinion...
#84 - stadic (01/18/2014) [-]
If you threaten me I will defend myself   
I could not care less if you have a penis or a vagina I will hit you if needed   
Now I usually live my life hoping I don't need to hit anyone because not much good comes from that
If you threaten me I will defend myself
I could not care less if you have a penis or a vagina I will hit you if needed
Now I usually live my life hoping I don't need to hit anyone because not much good comes from that
#42 - wardylocks (01/18/2014) [-]
never understood why people wouldnt hit a woman back after they got hit by one
never understood why people wouldnt hit a woman back after they got hit by one
User avatar #37 - blamie ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
Normally Im completely against hitting women, but when they abuse that privilige of not being hit, it hink they should be hit.

Mind you I havn't. But I realllyyy want to.
User avatar #43 to #37 - iSpork (01/18/2014) [-]
I have, and it feels great. Never full on punched them, just a slap or a light punch.
User avatar #284 - nightmareschild (01/19/2014) [-]
Something I've noticed. Whenever people get into conversations like this, people who say it's not okay to hit a women, can't seem to say it is not okay to hit a man. They're quick to berate a man for hitting a women (in self defense) yet they won't say the woman was in the wrong for attacking the man.
#267 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
I don't care what gender you are, you shouldn't be hitting anyone.

And the fact that females often get away with this kind of **** really pisses me off.
There's no good reason for that.

As a feminist (not one of those nutzo over-the-top ones) I feel that regardless of gender, an issue like this should be broached appropriately.

If you hit someone, then expect to get a taste of your own back.
User avatar #262 - thegamerslife (01/19/2014) [-]
you mean every time! **** that **** . a woman hits me with all her might, I am doing the same! call the cops bitch! we live in a gender neutral state!! and if there are any witnesses to immediately back up my side that you hit me first, you are the one going away in a patrol car!
#231 - zenhobo (01/19/2014) [-]
What if she knows kung fu?  Or she comes at you with a bottle?
What if she knows kung fu? Or she comes at you with a bottle?
User avatar #290 to #231 - schneidend (01/19/2014) [-]
Great movie. ******* Bruges...
User avatar #264 to #231 - thegamerslife (01/19/2014) [-]
you pull your gun. kung fu, and a bottle are both lethal weapons by definition of the state.
#220 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
I'd say yeah, punch the bitch, but don't pull a Funnyjunk and be all proud about it like YEAH BITCHES AIN'T **** like I see in the comments.
User avatar #166 - aximil ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
I believe in equality. If a woman punches me, I won't hesitate to punch her back.
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